grump master (the floors are safe for now)

Dark Ageplay: It’s 2008, your parent is looking up “Deer” and hunting and pecking Unfortunately, their curiosity uncovers a link to a certain, cursed blue-backgrounded site

dark age play: someone irl mentions they're on Gaia Online and you enthusiastically tell them "me too!" "oh, cool, what's your name on there?"

dark age play: a friend looks up a word starting with "Di..." in the browser on your computer. you didn't clear your history and they're NOT a fast typer.

rare pee pants art from me

elfen lied peed on the floor so onimai could pee on the floor more 🫡

"It's not a phaaaase mom!"

gradually adding more and more "accessories" to myself until i become so annoying to draw that every artist is going to charge me $100 extra

Lemmings

rooftop

self portrait

beep beeeep

Girl Dinner is just gentrified Tapas

Merry everything!!

Afternoon sippy cup hang out •⩊•

Please tune in to a very special stream on December 26th! Some of my friends will be joining on Discord to celebrate the holidays, and I will be playing Longest Night, a Night in the Woods bonus game about the constellations! 6pm-9pm GMT / 1pm-4pm EST / 10am-1pm PST www.twitch.tv/grifkitty

the new viral marketing tactic is "this could have been AI but it isn't!" and it's working. People love to freely share ads around if it's accompanied with anti-LLM sentiment. stop falling for it.

last TMI tuesday of the year? :3 anything you wanna know? ^-^

last TMI tuesday of the year? :3 anything you wanna know? ^-^

it might not seem like much, but this is such a big deal to me >w< that's like a WHOLE NEW POSE and it feels so dynamic aaaaaa

turns out you can just slightly change the rules on one of your hobbies to instantly make it fun again

another one!

me at 7 years old in school drawing computer programs on paper because i had no idea how else to design software

wtf kind of myers-briggs type is MDNI??

"...so after you're done writing your code, you push--" *you immediately squat down* "...not like that."

chorus

🪽🪽🪽 Secret Santa for Lynn! —- #littlefur #kidfur #angel #ageplay #agere #middlespace #littlespace

Wolfenstein is an educational game

who thought it was a good idea to let me live on my own? i'm supposed to be a domesticated animal

i bet it feels really good for files to be unzipped

every now and then i see cute YuGiOh card art and i'm tempted into playing the game again, and then i read the card text and take 500 damage directly to my life points

Uh, ✊😧 yeah?☝️😌 My massive order of big poofy pampy wampies? 👉👈🤨 Tch 😎🤏 Please😏🕶️🤏 💳 Put it on my DL card 🙂‍↔️🫴

is that name and logo setting off anyone else's pattern recognition or am i just that terminally diaperbrained >w>

I’m being put back on Spiro again 👀

There’s too much money being spent on AI that could be spent on engineering away the problem of when you draw on the wrong laYER AGAIN GOD DANMNIT

huggies really said "pull ups are not diapers" 😌

*age regresses to 14 years old* haveth a peake into mine sicke and twisted minde x3

i'm about to make a shitpost that's more of a stretch than the "ABDL pullups" we have currently

me: “im here to apply for preschool” them: “…you mean preschool teacher?” me: *tears welling up* “…no…”

Really glad I don't have to ever share my computer with anyone because every search box you click in has "diaper" at the top of autosuggest

uninvited from the sleepover cause they can't handle the raw energy of me & my stale pee scented bluey sleeping bag

my "world's messiest toddler" shirt is getting a lot of questions already answered by the shirt, but in fairness i spilled a lot of spaghetti on myself so it's kinda hard to read

babyfurs logging on:

let's draw whatever we want forever!

i love that i've gotten both positively and negatively clocked because of the ABU stickers, lol

baby boys wear blue socks baby girls wear pink socks i wear a mismatched pair that's purple and green

i think the fact that i only ever hear about absolute unlikables is when people complain about them is a sign i'm surrounding myself with decent people and curating my feeds well ^-^

you can say six seven and without fail someone is going to groan or be annoyed at you close enough, welcome back "ok boomer"