you are literally the one guy who isn't allowed to complain about this

Types of Joe: - Average - Sloppy

I need everyone saying he's doing this to distract from the files to get out of their blue anon delusions and realize that America bombs other countries because it's evil, regardless who is in charge

It's always disorienting to watch a basketball game and think "wow that was a good game, I'm glad my team won" and then you go online and remember people take this shit more seriously than war

Game Freak, give me a dark type raccoon pokemon and I'll buy a swutch

"Bill Clinton says he never did anything illegal with Jeffrey Epstein" okay well that's good enough, he's never famously lied under oath about his sexual activities

It's impossible to follow Trump's career without coming to the conclusion the only thing he believes in is whatever the last person he talked to said.

Finished studying for a midterm and thought to myself "I should read the Pillow Book" as if I will not have to read that literally next week for the class I just got done studying for.

The Freaks and Geeks episode about George HW Bush is one of the best episodes of television ever aired.

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

Bruce this isn't remotely true

It's almost comedic that the right-wing media sphere that believed rich pedophiles controlled liberal media turned out to be propped up by a rich pedophile.

DC you will never trick me into liking Red Hood. Nothing he can do will be more interesting than Bruce having to actually acknowledge his negligence led to Jason's death.

Seeing men keep calling the women's ice skaters goonerbait does fill me with an intense rage

The first phase of Gogmazios is so cool but the second phase is driving me insane. Stop telling me to use the slinger. I do not like the slinger.

It's weird seeing people talk about how woke one piece is when Oda's biggest hobbies are objectifying women and supporting abusers

On X, the Everything App (Blaze Your Glory) my pinned post was a pokemon trainer card and I kind of like that. I should find whatever the site was for making that.

I'm not a PR expert but generally I think you want to avoid relating anything happening with your company to something ISIS did.

The new ninja lady they just introduced in dandadan kinda 🥴

MH Wilds performance really benefitted from that update. I'm super washed but the game is still fun.

Finished reading Woman of Tomorrow. It's overall good but everytime it tries to give me a moral lesson, I get pissed bc a fucking CIA agent is trying to tell me the difference between right and wrong

I can't really root for the US in the Olympics but I do think it's funny we beat Canada in our fourth favorite sport

Watching the Elvis biopic with my dad and Tom Hanks seems to think he is playing an evil wizard

She kirking on my charlie

Caves of Chud

I need to get back into my paranormal era

The Andrew formerly known as Prince

Very excited to play Paranormasight 2 when I have more than like three minutes of free time a day (unclear when this will be)

It's still baffling to me that the dominant term is still middle east and not the infinitely better southwest Asia

As Oklahomans, we all need to pitch in so we can buy the Seahawks so we can achieve our one true goal as a state: pissing off Seattle sports fans.

when I saw this ad, I immediately assumed this was the intended use case

You know you've found a great source when it begins with "I have been asked to explain the purpose of this study. I find a ridiculous difficulty in doing so, for it had none".

"Are you sure you don't want to set up biometrics? You'll have to sign in with your password every time" yes that is exactly how I would like to sign in.

Maybe it's because the past week was a fucking nightmare but my patience for the misogyny in the Witcher 3 is very low rn

The Witcher 3 is a great game if you want to get so overwhelmed by side quests you keep almost giving up in the whole game

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Finally started reading Woman of Tomorrow and visibly grimaced when I saw Tom King was the writer

My perpetual fear of lateness has led to me arriving to class thirty minutes early. But I will not give myself more time bc what if one day I get delayed by traffic for thirty minutes (has happened before)

Identity Crisis may be the single worst DC crossover event of all time

I like zigzagoon but we need another raccoon pokemon

Mild should not be pronounced like that

Me: this is redditge Entire call: redditge? Me: keanu reeves is reddit, I feel like I don't have to justify that one