A Christmas Carol works surprisingly well in a thick Texas accent.

I want to go back in time, find the first person to ask if Die Hard was a Christmas movie, and throw them off of Nakatomi Tower.

I saw an ad for a theatrical production of Christmas Carol and the old man in the makeup immediately made me think of Chair Company. Yet another way Tim Robinson has broken my brain.

Cutting off an entire nation of people based on the actions of one individual might as well be the dictionary definition of racism. If an English immigrant killed 50 people in a mass shooting, it wouldn’t affect national policy in any way.

Happy Turkey Time for those who celebrate.

I grew up using IGN walkthroughs any time I had trouble in a video game. Now the ads literally cover the entire screen, making the site functionally unusable. Way to go, guys.

I bet the one congressman who voted against releasing the Epstein files has a very normal Google search history and is a real chill hang.

I did the Christmas decorations for my department! I have been told that they will be taken down!

Stranger Things marketing is so incredibly omnipresent. You can really smell their desperation to milk this cow dry before it dies of old age (looks 30).

Why doesn’t every Predator movie end like the original with the actors looking at the camera and smiling, one by one? I want Predator: Badlands to end with Bud looking directly into the camera and giving me a thumbs up.

I don’t want Arnold to be in any more Predator movies because I feel like it couldn’t be done right at this point, but I would VERY much like to hear him say or ideally yell “Yautja.”

Did that motherfucker just flip me off?

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

Katie Wilson isn’t “supported by her parents,” they helped pay for childcare because she and her husband both work. Welcome to America. Things are expensive and families are helping each other make ends meet. It’ll be nice to have a mayor who understands how 99% of us live.

Happy Veterans Day and all my love and appreciation to all those who serve and have served, and their families.

It’s a small, silly thing, but I love that the name Yautja migrated from the books to the movies. I love licensed fiction that expands filmic worlds, and it’s great to see that relationship between media become reciprocal.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion and to justice (and to three divorces), but Kim Davis is a bigot and a fool, and she’s been wasting the government’s time and money for way too long. God grant her the clarity to stop being such a hateful dumbass. Here’s hoping we never hear from her again.

With One Battle After Another and The Chair Company, I feel like we’re in a real Jim Downeyssance and I love that for us.

Predator: Badlands is officially my new little movie that could. So happy to see an A- CinemaScore, 85% critics/95% audience on RT, and that it will officially have the biggest opening weekend box office for the franchise. Cannot stress how much I enjoyed this film. Go see it.

Harry Truman: If it benefits all the people, they call it socialism.

Watching They Live for the millionth time, and with all due respect to all other cinema, that fight scene where Rowdy Roddy Piper is trying to get Keith David to put on the sunglasses is the greatest fight scene ever filmed.

Why do we keep giving Jeremy Renner second chances? Way less mediocre actors have had their careers ruined for a lot less. Did that snowplow have kompromat on Bob Iger or something?

Just saw Predator: Badlands and it is by far my favorite Predator sequel. I absolutely loved it. Can’t wait to talk about it as more of my friends see it. Suffice to say it is exactly the Predator sequel I’ve always wanted. I hope Dan Trachtenberg does a million of these.

In the midterms, Trump should go all in on his poison brand and endorse all of the most progressive candidates so they lose. Wear an LGBTQIA+ for Bernie shirt to his little rallies, talk about how Mamdani is doing an amazing job, realize that his endorsement is most effective as a false flag op.

“A Muslim mayor of New York? Over my dead body!” - Dick Cheney

RIP Dick Cheney, he is survived by several wars.

To the roofer who accidentally saw me naked through my bedroom window: I’m sorry you laughed so hard that you fell off of the ladder, and I promise to send flowers to your widow and children.

@scarecrowvideo.bsky.social Psychotronic Challenge Day 30. DEVIL’S NIGHT: Mischief, mayhem or pranks - oh my! HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH. I did it! All 31 days (in 34 days)! I saved this one to watch with my partner. It’s one of her favorite movies. #scvpsychochallenge

I don’t hate the idea of every generation getting a Robin Hood movie or TV show, but I do hate that we seem to be defining a “generation” as 2-3 years.

It’s really sweet that John and Max Landis will get to spend eternity together in Hell. They deserve it. 🖤

@scarecrowvideo.bsky.social Psychotronic Challenge Day 28. THIS IS JEOPARDY: Ken says you must solve the clues to survive the predicament. CURE. What a joy to remember that after watching so many movies, there are still perfect movies waiting for me. Absolutely incredible film. #scvpsychochallenge

Frankenstein Alive, Alive! is such a beautiful accomplishment from and tribute to Bernie Wrightson. It helped me close out spooky season in style.

@scarecrowvideo.bsky.social Psychotronic Challenge Day 26. THAR SHE GLOWS: There be a light house in this plot. TOWER OF EVIL, AKA TERROR ON SNAPE ISLAND. Great watch. “1972 Euro horror film” is the exact kind of bisexual I am. Movie’s free on YouTube! #scvpsychochallenge youtu.be/LsnHLD2qAVM?...

@scarecrowvideo.bsky.social Psychotronic Challenge Day 31. I REMEMBER HALLOWEEN: This night, anything goes. WHERE EVIL LURKS. You fucked us again, Pedro. You fucked us again. I finally watched the must-see film of 2023 and it was great. Glad I saved it for a special night. #scvpsychochallenge

@scarecrowvideo.bsky.social Psychotronic Challenge Day 29. “OCCULT”URAL CENTER: This one’s gotta have a supernatural hotspot in it. FRIDAY THE 13TH (2009). Crystal Lake it is! RIP Lil’ Kev and Major Kira. #scvpsychochallenge

Happy Halloween to all my ghoulie buddies!

I think most Samuel Beckett plays could easily take place in the Mad Max universe.

@scarecrowvideo.bsky.social Psychotronic Challenge Day 27. TRANCING AND HYPNOTISM: Gold watches ain’t just for retirement. BRING HER BACK. A genuinely disturbing film with excellent performances, particularly Sally Hawkins. I enjoyed it quite a bit, if enjoyed is the right word. #scvpsychochallenge

I finally got selected as the Rebel spy in Star Tours. I can die happy. Presumably as a result of Imperial interrogation techniques.

@scarecrowvideo.bsky.social Psychotronic Challenge Day 25. ELECTRIC SLIP’n’SLIDE: Wriggle your way through a sloppy/goopy good time flick. THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS! Played at the Hollywood Bowl with live accompaniment from Danny Elfman, Janelle Monae, Keith David, & more! #scvpsychochallenge

@scarecrowvideo.bsky.social Day 24. IN YOUR DREAMS: Heavy on the dream sequence, Jack. BEFORE I WAKE. A surprisingly touching spooky kid story, elevated as always by Mike Flanagan. Always love Thomas Jane, and it introduces Jacob Tremblay! @scvpsychochallenge

Locking a guy up for playing the Imperial March behind you seems like a great way to end up with ten people playing the Imperial March behind you.

@scarecrowvideo.bsky.social Psychotronic Challenge Day 23. SURVIVORS?: If anything walks away from a plane crash, the chances of it being healthy are pretty slim. THE HORROR AT 37,000 FEET. A 1973 TV movie with Captain Kirk and Captain Dathon! Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra! #scvpsychochallenge

@scarecrowvideo.bsky.social Psychotronic Challenge Day 22. WRECK TANGLE: Rubberneck a car crash scene. DEATH PROOF. Give Zoë Bell and Kurt Russell Oscars. #scvpsychochallenge

Just finished my third Stephen King novel of the month, Thinner. I read it maybe 25 years ago and mostly remembered the haunting ending, but I had totally forgotten Richard Ginelli, who might be one of my favorite King characters now. What a fucking great character. What a fucking great writer.

What if we’re totally misreading the situation and dogs just really want to give us balls to keep, and we’re constantly rejecting them by throwing them away?

@scarecrowvideo.bsky.social Psychotronic Challenge, Day 21. TWINNERS CIRCLE: Scientists rejoice! Human cloning has been achieved. INFINITY POOL. One of the most tedious movies I’ve seen. I think the title is a reference to its runtime. #scvpsychochallenge

@scarecrowvideo.bsky.social Psychotronic Challenge Day 20. DANCE DANCE DEVOLUTION: Today’s viewing soiree must some kind of mutant, freak, or genetic mishappening. FREAKED! I loved it. So much craft and the vibe of a live action, R-rated Animaniacs. Nothing else like it. #scvpsychochallenge

Don’t know why studios can’t get the message that audiences don’t want Jared Leto any more than he wants consensual sex.

@scarecrowvideo.bsky.social Psychotronic Challenge Day 19. THE ABANDONED PLACE: This spooky classic trope that must inhabit tonight’s viewing. TRON LEGACY! It’s a stretch to call it psychotronic, but almost the entire movie technically takes place in an abandoned arcade. #scvpsychochallenge