Need to remind you that I’m going on the air at @wfmu.bsky.social in 40 minutes, give or take. Tune in for ambient varieties and vareigated ambience wfmu.org/playlists/sh...

Your djay pro is not pitched down; “Electric Feel” really is that slow. #weddingrecap

Feast your eyes on that gorgeous new @wfmu.bsky.social T-shirt.

You were promised kitten content; here are 3 content kittens. All will be available for adoption! Please let me know if you’re interested.

Lololololololol WHAT

Let’s all find out together whether I still remember how to radio as I guest host the HONKY TONK RADIO GIRL program tonight on the onliest radio station @wfmu.bsky.social - tune it in 8 to 9 pm et

Tried putting Mike’s hot honey in my tea and friends, it paid off.

Are you going to listen to my radio show tonight? HUH???? (I would love it if you did.) Playlist here: wfmu.org/playlists/sh...

One guy did a handstand on the dance floor and he did it multiple times. Pet mentioned by name in the vows! #weddingrecap

Attenzione, OHITF is going ON THE AIR at 8pm! Playlist here: www.wfmu.org/playlists/sh...

Might regret saying this but: if you’re in NYC, figs are ripening all over town. Go grab one (surreptitiously) from your neighbor’s front yard today!

Getting to see pigeons in somewhat unusual colors and patterns >>>

Inadvertently got high off a bendy celery stalk that had been in the fridge too long

Run, don't walk, to wfmu.org ...!! Amanda's new show: "The best in field recordings and sound effects. May be musical, natural, synthetic or majestic." Trust me..............!!!!!!

I can hardly believe I’m saying this but I have a NEW SHOW on WFMU which is debuting tonight. It’s about, consisting of, and inspired by field recordings. Listen tonight at 8PM! The playlist will be here: wfmu.org/playlists/sh...

This review is awkwardly written but I do stand by the movie as a good watch! Wish there was a covered wagon emoji

My Bsky movie for today is WESTWARD THE WOMEN (1951), and if you ever wondered if there’s such thing as a feminist Western this is it. Fun, diverse performances and many thrills. Along with silly (funny) tropes of the genre it has a heart of gold. I don’t love Westerns as a rule bc of equine abuse.

Hello, are there any NYC or northern NJ-based cat fosters on here? If you’re listening, I could use your help fostering three adorable soon-to-be-rescued kittens. See pics. They are so sweet and special, I predict foster fails for all. DM me!

Foodies, can we band together to make people spell and pronounce “mascarpone” correctly?

Sad to say I’ve had a brush with every DJ’s nemesis: messy wires #weddingrecap

You’re invited! To listen to me fill in for Mona this afternoon on WFMU, starting at 3pm. The playlist is at this link: wfmu.org/playlists/sh...

Going to find a busker to play “In the Good Old Summertime” on a banjo while the J train inches lazily up Broadway at 1.5 mph

I wish I loved anything as much as cats love a bed without sheets on it.

Declaring that we can start playing “Boys of Summer” now. It is early this year. It is usually strictly a Labor Day weekend song.

You can kill a lantern fly more easily if you use your hand to scoop it up, then drop it on the ground and step on it. Over the past couple years they’ve evolved to be better at jumping, so it’s harder to just step on them outright.

Sometimes, the ice in the ice cup is all clumped up. DO NOT try to squeeze or knock the cup; it will split! Instead, pour a small amount of hot coffee in the cup to break up the ice, then fill with the iced coffee from the fridge. This has been a PSA to my fellow bodegagoers

Listen HERE to my fill-in for Todd-o-Phonic Todd from earlier today! #wfmu #rawk #texastornados wfmu.org/playlists/sh...

Heard a smooth jazz version of a song I vaguely recognized; paused to hear more; it was “Tears in Heaven.” This at a liquor store near Battery Park (major tourist location) on a Monday at 11am. At the same time, a guy walked by in a shirt reading “PEACE & LOVE // RINGO”

Passed a delightful bumper sticker that said “Do you follow JESUS this close?” Not religious and I don’t like evangelism, but a burn is a burn

Crow family outside my window turning in for the night. 🐦‍⬛ 😴

My cat is under anesthesia for a dental procedure and I keep singing Madonna’s “Cherish” to myself in an effort to calm down. Is this normal

🩵WILLIAM🩵

On the air TONIGHT 9-midnight, with a special mix from the excellent DJ @saltzshaker.bsky.social who stops by the studio at 10pm! Listen plzzz wfmu.org/playlists/AN

Criterion 24/7 just blessed us with D.E.B.S. (2004). This box-office failure was light years ahead of its time, please seek it out if you like campy fare of any sort! A Y2K lesbian spy-movie parody about hot teenage girls who are elite spies?? We loved the Powerpuff Girls but not this?! Shame on us!

Just saw another little child in a Nirvana shirt… I think it will take 1-2 more sightings like this for me to get totally used to it and I thank you for your patience

Highlights from my A/V DJ night at Ore (a great time and a super fun exercise that I hope I can do more often!). These vids played silently while I played various records. 🧵 1. Dawn dolls beauty pageant youtu.be/h5DpRfMti1Q?...

Please come out to ORE BAR (277 Graham Ave) this Saturday 7/19! I’ll be doing music and the big screen til late. It would be mighty fine to see you.

Oh I see what you did there 🪿

TONIGHT I will be filling in for @bourgwick.bsky.social and THE FROW SHOW 9pm to midnight! WFMU is where it will be at: wfmu.org

Whenever I’m browsing 45s and I see the ultra-luxe midcentury Liberty label, silver type on dark teal paper, I get anxious because my brain assumes it is Alvin and the Chipmunks. (NICHE RECORD COLLECTOR POST!!! NON 45 COLLECTORS DNI)

Really hate myself when they ask if I want sugar in my iced coffee and I say “just a little sugar, ohh gimme half a sugar, like half a spoon, not too much sugar” I hear myself speaking the words and I hate it. It’s like, shit or get off the pot, with regard to your coffee order

You all deserve this movie of PJ making biscuits

Punching in- here at A Bar (597 Manhattan Ave) until late!

Twee French tourist family on the subway, including 8-y.o. girl wearing a pink T-shirt with the Nirvana X’s for eyes smiley face logo. I understand how tired we all are of this conversation, but sights like that remain very jarring, to me

Hot dogs in the city

As a white person with Hispanic and Caribbean heritage, I check off multiple “ethnicity” boxes on forms literally every time I have to do them. And every time, it’s confusing because there really isn’t one box that describes me on its own. How many people is this true for!? A lot!!

but also, when i say the NYTimes deserves neither your money nor your respect, i also mean NYTimes cooking, NYTimes puzzles, crosswords, connections, and wordle, the wirecutter, the athletic, and all their podcasts.

Ok full disclosure, I’m on Cape Cod for the holiday. We just took a wrong turn into someone’s driveway and saw a row of dogs all lying in a down-stay waiting to do an agility course? And a brisk 60ish woman came out to greet us smartly dressed in a denim pantsuit with another dog on a leash.

“The Man from Nantucket” is a decent limerick even now, but can you imagine how much it must have killed when it first came out? People were probably crying laughing for days.