I'm watching the white lotus and Aubry plaza is menacingly eating a pineapple. I don't understand this show at all but I'm enjoying it

So is the gay hockey show actually worth watching or

Dear Santa, You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you

A thing that a lot of people don't understand is that there are worse things than terrorism. It's a boogie man word that seems to imply moral inferiority, when the truth is terrorism mostly would not exist outside of the context of oppression and injustice

Harrison ford telling David Blaine 'get the fuck out of my house' after being spooked by a magic trick has to be the funniest reaction to a magic trick ever

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

Someone talk me out of rewatching all the rocky movies

YUP

Yah you're so persecuted bro. It's so unfair and so difficult to be you

I keep seeing all these posts about ms Rachel inviting a Hamas supporter on her program so I finally looked it up and these freaks, these ghouls, these modern day Nazis have been to a Palestinian child amputee.

Damn I listened to a lot of kings x this year. I listened to one 3 minute song for over 5 hours total lmao

Love how she tries to frame this as bravely standing up to the white house lmao

I appreciate the sentiment but shitposting would've been better than what he did so which was NOTHING

Counterpoint: go fuck yourself, Ghoul

Been reading the book 'mindhunter' and despite a small degree of copaganda, it's one of the best true crime books I've ever encountered

lol whoever leaked this is a legend

The fact that I have been in relationships and even have a child is proof that women really aren't all that picky when it comes to dating

Pluribus rules because it’s forcing people who wanna see a bunch of sci fi lore dumps to instead watch amazing actors have incredibly interesting conversations about what it means to be a person

⚠️ WOKE ALERT ⚠️ I wrote about Canari in Pokémon Legends Z-A, courting streamers and being forced to witness how society views the more vulnerable of us. As always, sharing is appreciated..but maybe don't let your most fanatic friends see this one. Love you 💜 medium.com/@daavpuke/st...

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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

Okay if I can be selfish for a moment: I'm delisted from itch. In the UK you literally can not see my profile. A big chunk of my income, my living money, comes from bundles like this. It would mean a lot if you could share it, send it to friends. 🧵 itch.io/s/175443/ver... itch.io/b/3377/bundl...

I'm going to read Kamala Harris book. For science

You really don't have to respect Jake Paul for lacing up and stepping into the ring with a two time world champ and Olympic gold medalist for one simple reason: He bought his way into the ring. That should elicit contempt and not much else.

I just wanna play some old video games

I just saw Erika Kirk's shiny gold dress and wow that's a choice

Apparently this guy hasn't read Harris' book

Yea obviously MTG and Tucker Carlson are terrible terrible people but they are also turning conservatives against Israel and I will literally fight anybody who impedes their efforts

One reason the NYT has burned its credibility with trans people is that they still cite the discredited Cass report in reporting on trans healthcare. Never the German, Utah, or other systematic reviews supporting care. They also never provide the political context behind restrictions in care.

Me: take the dog out Kid: but it's raining Me:

Oh wow a gameboy made from attack drone metal. Very unique and cool! Not at all ethically repugnant!

Why would you publish this? Did you talk to any disabled people before writing this piece of condescending fiction?

Hey Trans people are cool and good and the folks who make it their life's work to disparage them are huge fucking losers that deserve to be shunned from public life

Just now, a national trans healthcare felony ban for youth has passed the US House, with 10 year prison terms. 3 Dems crossed party lines to vote to jail providers. 4 GOP crossed party lines to vote against. It is not expected to pass the Senate, where Dems hold filibuster power. Story to come.

been playing through marvel cosmic invasion and there's something about it I can't quite put my finger on. It doesn't feel as satisfying or substantial somehow as the turtles game. It's definitely a labor of love. It's definitely a game beat 'em up fans should play. But something feels off

*stop forcing me to hand it to MTG challenge 2025*

There is no productive discourse to be had on Twitter. Elon musk made sure of that. All you get is an army of worm pilled trolls, grifters and AI slop. Good luck arguing with any of that

Us: what are you gonna do, check everybody's genitals when they go to the bathroom? Texas state troopers: *starts taking notes*

Fix your hearts or die.

It's pretty funny the amount of people I've blocked on Facebook but I'm still friends with their mom. That's right haters. Your mom loves me.

44 years old and I plan to be single for the rest of my life. Kind of scary but not as scary as the thought of going through anything like the last 4 years of my life again. What a colossal waste of time

Watching deadwood for the 100th time because I definitely need something safe and comforting in my life

I dunno man. I'm sure his approval rating is much higher than Trump right now. This feels like wishful thinking to me.

Just the latest example of someone attempting to throw shade at socialism while literally just describing the current situation under capitalism

I'm at the point in my depression where I've isolated myself from everybody except my son and other work related obligations. I quit my group chats. I don't visit my friends. I don't really talk to my family or see them. I feel like I'm basically a life support to keep a roof on my kids head

This is why I will always laugh when people tell me PC is the best way to play games. Not fucking likely lol

Pearl jam fell off when Eddie vedder started playing guitar on all their songs. A band doesn't need 3 guitarists. Most bands don't even need 2. 3 guitar players, if you aren't the allman brothers or iron maiden, is probably gonna sound like muddy shit and that's what pearl jam sounds like to me

Killing civilians being used as human shields is a worse crime than using human shields