Mel Vich
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Preferably a pork pie.
You spend hours scouring the charity shops for the perfect gift, then Paddy displays his customary enthusiasm/sorrow.
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8 days ago
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Hands upā¦.I may have done this French panther a disservice. He honestly didnāt look like Lt. Spock In real life. And he showed very un-Vulcan emotions when he swiped (and thankfully missed) having tired of our attentions. Live long and prosper M. Le Chat!
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24 days ago
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Ginormous Turkish lion securing prime beachfront sunbed and ready to defend against all rivals feline or human. 10/10 for chumminess and physics-defying mass. Would stand in awe of again.
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about 2 months ago
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Redundant Istanbul Metro ticket inspector thrown on the scrapheap by automation. Bids goodbye to his blissfully ignorant wife then sleeps all day on the platform that used to be the source of his livelihood. 10/10 for living a lie. Would join in his subterfuge again
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7 months ago
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Turkish bruiser staring into the middle distance; serving 5 stretch for clawing naĒve British cat-lovers who try to pet him. Would be fearful of him/her again. 10/10 for mardiness. Would visit in prison again
#MidnightExpress
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8 months ago
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Beach towel sales rep comprehensively failing module 1 of his retail NVQ āMaking the customer feel specialā Has been placed on 90 day notice of possible redundancy. 10/10 for utter indifference.
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8 months ago
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Greek taverna front of house representative resplendent in full tux. Too proud/thick to beg properly. Probably makes ends meet with a side hustle when casting directors are looking for a stand in as an otter. 10/10 for hospitality.
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8 months ago
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Pennine Way toll collector expertly exacting payment in rubs and strokes from footsore travellers. 10/10 for hiking hospitality. 0/10 for lack of Kendal Mint Cake. Would fusspuss again.
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8 months ago
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Eyes as black as Whitby jet. A momentary window into this Cypriot gingerās heart of darkness. In fairness, he was cheesed off that, once again, we could offer only beer and peanuts. 10/10 for allowing us our anthropomorphic projections. Would disappoint again.
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about 1 year ago
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Seaside promenade tux-fluff turns from sweet to spicy in a heartbeat. 10/10 for caprice and rightful indignation that we came bearing no gifts. Would proffer biccies next time.
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about 1 year ago
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Other airlines/cats are available but say Kalispera to Seymour, Jet2ās genial host and groundstaff at Pafos Airport, Cyprus. 10/10 for filoxenia and corporate livery. Would headboop again.
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about 1 year ago
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Incarcerated panther in Frigiliana, Spain starts tunnelling his way out. 10/10 for strokeability. Would fuss again - and next time bring hacksaw hidden in Dreamiesā¦
about 1 year ago
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