Neither am I. Sigh.

HELLLOOOO!!! You can call me Maxis, welcome to my Sonic rp account #SFWRP #SonicRP #MVRP yadda yadda. Listen this account is going to be heavy with headcanons. She's got glasses as a way to have my bad gameplay be canon. I am an adult. I just recently turned 23. Black Knight is my favorite one

I was gon' see if I could get the Switch 2 for the kids but if it's gonna cost dat much plus an 80.00$ game????? Maybe I'll just do somethin' else for their birthdays. . .

WHAT ARE THEY DOIN' OVER THERE, MARIO!?

EIGHTY DOLLARS?!

"𝐈'𝐌-𝐀 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎, 𝐈'𝐌-𝐀 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐖𝐈𝐍!" Indie/canon portrayal of Nintendo's Wario. #SMBRP | #SSBRP | #NintendoRP | #MVRP 『 ♡ + ↻ ? 』 "𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐃𝐀𝐘!"

Yeah, me neither.

She's a girly girl, mama's special girl! I think mane would be the right word. He always calls it a "quaff" though. Whatever that means. He's a fancy-shmancy guy. They'll all be rulin' kingdoms someday... [She pridefully finds a few more photos, and they're all just in chaos?]

[Reaching into her shell, she pulls out her spikey coin wallet, which is like. . . huge, for a wallet. Chained and ripped up stylistically, she pulls out a few photos.] My little princess, Wendy, is my only femme child, she's the pink one, obviously. Larry and Lemmy and Iggy over here, Ludwig's ++

𝐖𝐨𝐚𝐡, 𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐰! 𝐈’𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧’ 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭! 𝐒𝐨 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐜𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫, 𝐦’𝐤𝐚𝐲? #SMBRP | #MarioRP | #NintendoRP | #SmashRP | #MVRP 『♡ / ↺』

Well, I do what I can, bein' a single mom is kinda tough sometimes, but we make it through! Plus I have Kamek to help me through some of the parentin'. [Smirk!] Hell yeah they love t'cause chaos! They wouldn't be my kids if they didn't! ...Well, I'd love 'em regardless, you get what I mean!

(( shigeru miyamoto can tear the bowser/bowsette adopting the koopalings as their own headcanon from my cold dead hands.

I got eight kids! Wendy O., Ludwig, Iggy, Lemmy, Morton Jr., Roy, Larry, and Junior! M'prides and joys, my tiny terrors! [Arms cross and a prideful "gwahahah!" escapes, brightly grinning with sharp teeth presented.]

The atmosphere? Now yer gettin' into nerd territory. My sons Iggy 'n Ludwig would definitely care more than I would. [Scratches her chin.] Anyway, meant no offense. Was just playin' 'round. Welcome t'DarkLand, I'm it's queen, Bowsette!

I guess that's why I like ya so much ta be kidnappin' ya so much. . . But, last time was the LAST time. I ain't chasin' peaches no more.

I mean, lookit'cha! You're skin and bones! Now, if you were in DarkLand, you'd be a lot more bulky! Gwahaha! Too many grapes an' ambrosia makes ya a twink. . . Who would'a thought!

Yeah, but isn't dat your MO? Bein' all dainty? I mean. Daisy's the crazy one, Rosa's the calm one, you're the poised 'n proper one, an' I'm the evil one.

So yer god, huh? Wasn't expectin' a twink. . .

Too damn bright out outside. . . Maybe I'll talk t' Ludwig about that storm machine. . .

Jokin' round like that ain't exactly. . .princess-y, you know.

What, I'm not tryna be rude! If I was bein' rude, I would'a said that I was gonna come over if you weren't actually running your kingdom.

[The lightning is bouncing off everywhere. When there's a pause in the lightning, she reaches into her shell, and pulls out a blue flower. It turns the turtle all frosty and ice balls start firing out of her palm!]

[Hides in her shell, the lightning bounces off the shell and shoots back at StormFly. Oh, oh no.]

[Fire crackles around her mouth, clearly disrespected.] I'll melt you down to liquid, clothes-dryer!

BWAH!? Koopas are a dignified race! I'm the queen of 'em, so better bow at my feet, you overcomplicated toaster!

[Blinks back.]

ー; ``WILL YOU EVER REACH THE END? `` 💫

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[Eating a four-scoops of ice cream on a cone. Her Chain Chomps are pulling in three different directions, but she's so strong, that she's not even moving.]

Would make sense, yeah.

[Walking her Chain Chomps. . .]

[Her last memory of Sora was body-slamming him into the blast zone during a Super Smash Bros tournament.] . . . [Still wondering why he looks familiar.]

((ough times two ))

Name 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐀 Age: 𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 Place of Origin: 𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐀 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐃‼️

Heh. Sorry, kid. I don't really control m'own strength! Gwahahahaha! [She lets out a hearty laugh, stomping her admittedly prideful ass towards the trashcan, pulling out the smoldering ball.] Mmm. Guess you humans don't have much for sturdy ball materials yet. . .

( ...𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞. ) #NintendoRP || #MarioRP || #MVRP

[Catches the ball out of pure fucking happenstance.] Eh? Oh! [She throws it so hard the ball catches ablaze and hurtles into a trashcan??? Slam Dunk, Touchdown? Who knows.]

Ice cream? It's been so long since I've had ice cream! All I gotta do is snag-- [Counting on claws.] 10 cones! Bwahahahah! Then it shall be so!

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