I may be sweet as honey, but I am / not / a bee! Who just put sugar water on my doorstep !?

( Hehehe . . . 💭 )

😍 heyyy

SNIFF… SNIFF… YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS ME. EVEN MY OWN APPRENTICE IS GOSSIPING :(

( hehehe… a wins a win )

✨

BAAAASH! THEYRE BEING MEAN TO ME. [ Picking him up like a ragdoll. Drying her fake tears. ]

i Guess i’ll have to text my ex… that shade of purple is so out of style, but a girl needs SOME sort of attention!

i KNEW you would have my back, amy!! the only person with taste!!

ohhh everyone hates me and wants me dead.

‘course he does! sonic’s a free spirit, everybody on earth knows that! and free spirits aren’t exactly . . . homeowners, ya know? so it’s an equal trade off! he gets somewhere to stay, and i get a sparring partner! some extra business, too.

well that means NOTHING! you know the deal — he models for me, and in exchange, he sleeps on my couch! i hardly see what me making his shoes has to do with it!

that’s exactly right! i would never do anything like that. ( even if that stupid cocky smirk is kind of cute. 💢 )

( twirling her pigtail ) who, little old me? never!!

everyday my boss flirts with her boytoy in front of my salad

and WHO said you could leave the influenza factory!? ( doesn’t care what azalea does as long as her work is done on time )

MY BOY!!! MY SON IVE RAISED TO TAKE ON THE HONEY NAME!!! ( actually just someone who works at her store )

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Ah, I can’t believe I did that .ᐟ I know better than that. [ Wincing, pulling her glove off and assessing the damage to her finger. She’d jabbed herself pretty good. ] Shoot .ᐟ The deadline for this piece is tomorrow .ᐟ

Awh, this is nothing, Amy .ᐟ [ Sure, Honey might have been a little startled by the fact that she suddenly has to look / up / at Amy now, but those heroes are always getting up to something. ] Actually, would’ja mind lending me a hand while you’re here .ᐣ

Bahh, rookie mistake .ᐟ Always grab by the end of the needle, you know that, Honey . . . .ᐟ [ Entirely ignoring the ghost. Doesn’t even register. She’s far too focused on her own work. ] Okay, okay. Hold the lace with one hand, and the needle with the other, and . .

Just one more stitch, and then I’ll . . [ Holding a needle and thread in her mouth as she moves a piece of fabric. ] Steady, steady, and . . oh, ouch .ᐟ

/ hold ob

shes obsessed with me shes so obsessed with me she put me in the handle

Eeeh, agree to disagree. You, sure, but your sisters too busy making out with Knuckles sloppy style over there to say much of anything right now

i’m just a little guy. you could never hate me

A-hem. Something to share, Sonic? Something to / say ? /

Don’t deny it. I know the truth.

/ i love archie honey but im not even really trying to stick to her. i write honey how i perceive her in my mind + stf as main inspo i hope you all will care her

PINNED

/ Why ? /

. . . Really?

Smash or pass : Irish the Hedgehog

DROP AND GIVE ME 200!!!!!

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ LISTEN GIRLFRIEND, CAN’T YOU SEE .ᐣ I’M ALL OF THE THINGS THAT YOU’LL NEVER BE .ᐟ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

RISE AND GRIND!!!!!

/ one day i’ll get the verse to see the sonhoney agenda. i convinced poncho. i’ll get the rest of you. they’re so fucking good

your waist is so thin and marketable!

/ no that’s exactly how sonhoney works, actually. sonic IS honey’s boytoy

temporary pinned. I’ve had this account but never did anything lol (written by kyo)

i will make a pinned. Some day

@fastestthingalive.bsky.social shut up