Doesn't that doll look lonely? I've been feeling weird myself lately. I bet we could both use a hug...

It's a living!

I got lost in the TV menu, and now I'm watching a marathon of Mystery 101, which I was previously unaware of. You gotta love Jill Wagner and that guy who was on an episode of Bones playing a man who committed fratricide and went on a date with Temperance Brennan. Or not, you do you.

Toddlers stand enthralled before its throne They will do anything for sweetmeats The King demands a sacrifice Happy Easter.

It has come to my attention that not all of you are aware that this exists. So, here it is. It exists. Dozens of channels of randomized music videos and bumpers. Choose your era and return to your childhood. Bookmark it for when you need to escape back. wantmymtv.vercel.app/player.html

Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 is a full mess, and I still had fun watching

It has been following me for blocks. I threw it some peanuts. Which seemed to anger it. I'm afraid to look away. But I hear the shadows whispering behind me.

Inez looks like she doesn't take any shit.

I love an experimental trauma facility deep in the wilderness. Here we go!

If anything ever had the appearance of evil, it's definitely roller skating.

Thomas McCormick walked so Lucas Jackson could fly.

Thread! Fascinating.

I'm pretty sure I've heard of this crooked guy! Looks like he moved up in the world.

Found 'em! Meet me behind the YMCA at midnight with the reward. Come alone. No shenanigans or I drop 'em in a glass of Coke.

RILEY IS THE BEST WRITER ON DINOSAURS OUT THERE So you want this book. Trust me.

Started reading The Red Tree by Caitlín Kiernan. Digging it so far. The cover doesn’t do it justice. I wouldn’t have looked at it if I hadn’t fell down a research rabbit hole.

Shoggoth Saturday Though adaptable builders, they lack refinement and can be unruly if not exercised properly. Antarctica's Continental Staring Contest Champion 95 years and counting.

Just read "The Veldt," the first story in Ray Bradbury's "The Illustrated Man" Felt both quaint and current. "a mother and father struggle with their technologically advanced home taking over their role as parents, and their children becoming uncooperative as a result of their lack of discipline."

Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care not for thee Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love [extendid lute solo] Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love

I know I don't need to tell you how hard it is to find a ghost illusion apparatus that includes the swords. Needless to say, I sent correspondence right away. Awaiting a response. My Tent business depends on it, but I'm sure to hear back directly.

If these lazy cows think they're going to get away with this, they've got another thing coming! Cows don't want to work these days. They just want to eat grass and watch hockey.

I told you, they're skin illustrations!

Only one gill seeped in! That's hardly grotesque. At least its made of gun, so you know it'll be safe.

I feel pleasantly unhinged this morn. The wind is whistling for me & I can't concentrate I need a distraction. Save the Green Planet! 2003 Sci-Fi comedy written & directed by Jang Joon-hwan follows a young man who kidnaps an executive of a pharmaceutical corporation, who he believes to be an alien

What normalcy is this‽

This man holds the secrets of shimmy-shaking. He sees your quivering curtains. He knows tricks. Dr. Jim wants to teach you the fun-amentals of Satan!

Just started "Bat Eater and Other Names for Cora Zeng". I like how it flows. app.thestorygraph.com/books/66c63b...

When the vessel is full, the ritual will be complete. If the Banished are not appeased, Pandæmonium rules.

Cleaned the fridge. Broke a glass shelf. Unlocked the infinite shards quest.

You're not safe from the slush.

The Capitalist of Wichita vs Stearman - Designer of Airplanes! The worst professional rasslin' bout ever! Nominative determinism gone wrong! Almost instantly sounds nicer than I imagine it feels.

Iron Eagle is absolutely not the movie I need right now. But the soundtrack is too weird to ignore.

I'm certain I do not want to know how this abomination came to be. Don't look directly into its eyes.

I'm watching an old episode of some ghost hunting show. They're at Waverly Hills Sanatorium, as you do. Everyone goes there. You can book your tour online. I think it's time the spirits unionized. They're getting screwed. thewaverlyhillssanatorium.com

I froze when it looked up It winked at me and slipped over the edge They should still be dormant in the depths of the lake The seasons are shifting We aren't prepared

All I wanted was a quick look at the Leprechaun: Origins Wikipedia page. Now I'm reading through a 2007-2008 wrestling storyline about "Vince McMahon's illegitimate son." A lot of folks got hit with a shillelagh. There was a leather belt. Handcuffs. The usual wrestling stuff. It's no Vision Quest

Right, Chicagoans know this was a North & South Side gang film too. Let’s not forget the references to – Bootlegging Al Capone And a Chicago Tommy Gun at the end - you know I was like ‘get ‘em!’ when I saw that Chicago Tommy Gun 😂 Chicago was there, including with our Buddy Guy.

A message from The Solicitor on this gloriously frigid Chicago day. A day for traditions like CPD gleefully destroying a tent community and dying the river green. Sláinte!

He's an in cell.

Likely story. Weekend at Kenesaw's!

Marvel Zombies is wild.

Space Invaders: Frozen Empire

Watching the first episode of Wonder Man. I didn’t realize Ben Kingsley was in it. Really digging it so far. Great music.

Should have stuck with tea.

Here's the final cover of my forthcoming anthology (they flipped the colors and I think it reqally pops). You can preorder here: tinyurl.com/4a3j2hax

I didn’t know this one existed. How did I miss it? Perhaps I need to uncover the repressed memory of me watching it. I assume it will all come crashing back to me within the first ten minutes. Here we go…

Big Monocle is suppressing the cure, I'm sure.

The new Running Man is entertaining even if it cuts a little too close to the bone.

This one was fun.