Will Melatonin gummies do anything for me - answers on a postcard.

Out in San Francisco, getting ready for a week of Microsoft Ignite. Any listeners or retro-heads also out here, chuck us a message!

Wrap up the week with Tom & Rob’s EP 68: Gen Z translation failures, cocoa rants & that “Vindaloo” ending ⚽🎧 #PodcastSunday #Comedy #Nostalgia

From ruined films to ruined chocolate — EP 68 is a rollercoaster of Rolos, rage & Riz 🤣 Listen now 🍏 🎵 📱 #Podcast #Nostalgia #TheVarietyShow

Taste Test time! Gingerbread Digestives, Gravy Chippies & Kit Kat Chunky Rolo Edition face judgment in EP 68 😬🍪 #SnackReview #ComedyPodcast #Nostalgia

CLUB BARS ARE NO LONGER CHOCOLATE?! Tom is fuming & Rob isn’t far behind. Catch the meltdown in EP 68 now 🎙️ #FoodNews #NostalgiaPodcast #TheVarietyShow

Millennials vs Gen Z slang! Do you know what “cap”, “delulu” or “riz” mean? Tom and Rob don’t either 😂 EP 68 out now 🎧 #Podcast #GenZ #Comedy

Tom & Rob ruin cinema with Schindler’s Shopping List, Lord of the Ringtone & more — EP 68 out now 🍿 #ComedyPodcast #Nostalgia #TheVarietyShow

Notalotofchoco revelations! Movie title ruiners! More! The new variety show - in your pod feeds & channel84.co.uk now

This was maybe one of the best episodes yet, and I can’t even put my finger on why. Just pure enjoyment all the way through. No cap.

8+?! Yeah, of course ‘it’s a game’. How many people have corn up their arse or a chicken in their snatch now?

Start your week with chaos and cocoa 🍫 Tom & Rob ruin films with one word (Schindler’s Shopping List, Lord of the Ringtone), fail a Gen Z slang test, and discover Club Bars aren’t even chocolate 😱 EP 68 is out now! #SchindlersShoppingList #MillennialsVsGenZ #BringBackVindaloo

Hey @cheapshow.bsky.social Paul, have you been sending your characters back in time to appear in British Kids TV shows? Check out this clip from the #RaggyDolls - you can't tell me that Lizard isn't you..

EP 68 is OUT NOW! Film titles get ruined, slang gets decoded, chocolate gets cancelled & Tom loses it over Wagon Wheels 🍫 🎧 Listen on Apple / Spotify / Goodpods #Podcast #BritishComedy #Nostalgia #TheVarietyShow

🎙️ NEW EP 68 drops tomorrow! Tom & Rob try to ruin a film with one word, translate Gen Z slang (“cap”, “riz”, “sigma”) & discover that Club Bars aren’t even chocolate anymore 🤯🍫 #Podcast #Nostalgia #Comedy #TheVarietyShow

🎙️ NEW EP 68 drops MONDAY! Tom & Rob try to ruin a film with one word, translate Gen Z slang (“cap”, “riz”, “sigma”) & discover that Club Bars aren’t even chocolate anymore 🤯🍫 #Podcast #Nostalgia #Comedy #TheVarietyShow

And that everyone, is Episode 68 edited ready for Monday. Running late this week but at least it's done! #Podcast #TheVarietyShow

Hard to find a better game of the era - it still looks shit hot and the widescreen fix is beyond simple. #GTA2 For me, this will be better than #GTAVI

Loved this phone shot from last night.

We recorded episode 33 yesterday & there's a return to a bit of normality with Tat in The Box & Bibliotat. I mean, we chatted a lot of shit too. But for those of you who missed the traditional format the last two months, we did too ☺️ Release will be end of November

How else do you teach them about #TheMuppets?

Vanilla’s “No Way No Way” gets roasted in Was It Best Left in the 90s? Spoiler: It definitely was. 🎧 Catch it now wherever you get your podcasts

Hip Hop eJay, DJ Hero & retro mixing chaos — back when toys had actual manuals. 🎧 Listen to When Toys Had Manuals (and German Instructions)

Do you remember the Barcode Battler? Tom does — and he’s scanning everything - dildos included. 🎧 Episode 67 now streaming

We've got saliva exchanges, Wheeler Dealers : Ed Gein Edition, Battlefield 6, Nazi's, and as many Vulvas as Tom can fit in his nicker drawer. All on the next Untitled Sci-Fi Show. Monday 3rd November.

Who remembers Spinjas? Another #Tomy classic toy that yes, still works perfectly! Video incoming soon.

Fall Out Boy covered The Muppet Christmas Carol — and Tom’s still fuming. 🎧 When Toys Had Manuals (and German Instructions) out now

Star Trek Micro Machines, Lego flowers & 40th birthday chaos! Rob’s big day gets… weird. 🎧 When Toys Had Manuals on all #podcast platforms now!

Will budget beat brand again!? Aldi’s Angel Delight vs the original — the dessert shocker of the year 🍮 🎧 When Toys Had Manuals (and German Instructions) now streaming

I shouldn’t be excited for advent stuff yet, but here we are! Another great episode!

I think we lost our listener @oddtrots.. To be fair, who the hell chooses Banana #AngelDelight?

🎁 It’s birthday mayhem on The Variety Show! Fall Out Boy ruined Christmas, Aldi vs Angel Delight, and Tom bought Rob toys with German manuals. 🎧 When Toys Had Manuals (and German Instructions)

🎂 Rob’s birthday chaos begins! Fall Out Boy ruins Christmas 🎄 Aldi vs Angel Delight 🍮 Barcode Battler returns 🕹️ And yes — the toy came with German instructions. 🎧 When Toys Had Manuals out tomorrow!

CheapShow magazine #18 has been released! 🥳. If you've already purchased a physical copy (thank you!): page X12 is now live! (Scan the QR on page 4). Also: I updated cheapmag.shop with new sample pages for issues #17 and #18 and new deals in the shop!

I grew up with Dick and Jane or Biff and Chip, it’s amazing they can condense an entire novel into such a short kids book now. #HeyDuggee #Cbeebies #LordoftheFlies

On tonight’s walk.

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The legends @thevarietyshow.channel84.co.uk and @untitledscifishow.bsky.social have a new channel, it has the best mix of genuinely well put together reviews of some tech and nostalgia stuff, and the most unhinged comedy shorts you can imagine. Please show it some love. youtube.com/@tomrobstudi...

Anyone remember buying any of these bad boys? Found in a local newsagents. #Jokes #Smiffys Pretty sure the joke of the ice cube was the dangerous chemicals it eventually leaked out.

The new channel (youtube.com/@RobTomStudio) is being updated. Parents, we all know the pain of that prick #ElfontheShelf.. Well Tom had enough. Killing Elf on a Shelf | A Festive Breakdown | Dark Comedy Short youtu.be/uCt5t4SFnIg #subscribe

The new channel (youtube.com/@RobTomStudio) is being updated. #CheapShow fans will remember this #short and not for the right reasons. CRUMB | Bad Things Come To Those Who Wait | Dark Comedy Short youtu.be/3zB8UJ9AR6Q #Gag #SoggyBiscuit #OhNo #Subscribe

A change over on #YouTube. Our old channel will purely be for the #podcasts and the new channel youtube.com/@TomRobStudio, will be our creative/streaming bits. Check out our Dark Comedy Short: SEED | When Bird Feed Becomes Habit. youtu.be/aa2GtQ-rC3s #Subscribe #ShortFilm

This evenings entertainment, playing with my #Seestar #S50 and pointing it at the Dumbbell Nebula.

Did we mention the Aero Brownie Drops? 🍫 Sweet tunes, weird snacks & 90s nostalgia — the perfect Sunday listen. #PodcastRecommendation #Retro

From Spice World to snack chaos — Brownie Drops to Bass Drops has it all! Tom & Rob are back with music, mayhem & masala crisps. #ComedyPodcast #FYP

Star Trek Drum & Bass. Yes, really. 🖖🎧 Hear Rob’s intergalactic remix in Brownie Drops to Bass Drops! #Podcast #StarTrek #DnB

Halloween: Fuck you Christmas, I will be on the shelves more prominently than you!! #Costco

Finally - Although thought lost to time, we can now announce the return to our TAT HUNT adventures. Which is absolutely NOT a waste of our time. Part One: This Friday 17/10/2025

Taste Test time! 🍫🍗 Gumi Yum egg, Walkers Teriyaki crisps & Aero Brownie Drops — what could go wrong? #FoodPodcast #UKSnacks

Paradise City by Guns n Roses - does anyone actually listen to the song pre 3:45? We all know the best bits come after this time.