I am currently trying to turn my 100 different 1BRC implementations into a JDK release test suite. Who can sell me some time? #youcannotbuytime

The "JFX Adopters Meeting" is a user conference where everyone presents their existing JavaFX application @ZEISS Meditec AG www.zeiss.com/meditec/en/n...

Dear #DB, two long distance rides with two transfers each. Both rides on time, from end to end. Small delay from Cologne to Frankfurt but buffered off in Frankfurt. Thank you.

Just got the information that I have to pay 2 cents less in May per kWh electricity than April. 28.2 Cents. It is a dynamic price and set per month based on energy prices at EEX.

If you are keen to learn how you can optimize data processing to save CPU and memory, basically money 💰, I invite you to my #JCON2026 talk: "Conquering a Billion Rows with Java Concurrency". I am promising a "Wow, really?". 📅 Wednesday, 22 April 2026, 17:00 CEST 📍 Cinema 6, Cinedom Cologne, JCON

@infosec812.foojay.social.ap.brid.gy Hope to see you tomorrow at my talk.

#jcon2026 Arrived in Cologne and at the Media Park. Just doing what I always do before a talk... sifting it again and again.

Liebe #DB, heute wird gelobt. Alle Züge pünktlich auf meiner Verbindung. Personal freundlich und Züge sauber. Danke #jena #köln

And of course, I am still fiddling with my presentation for #jcon. Almost 40 different ways to multithread the #1brc. Most of them are stupid of course, but it is about learning and understanding why, not just saying "Tata". The journey is our goal. #jcon2026

Starting to in Cologne ... and it is raining cats and dogs.#jcon2026

For an upcoming customer workshop, I am diving through JFR and all its features. Amazing. I am pretty sure that most Java developers don't know anything about that marvel. Custom events and streaming are extremely useful but who knows that?

Just asked Gemini to give me the future based on the present.

The new world of development: coming up with concepts, planning and coordinating their execution, and evaluating the results. Three-week sprints are now three-day sprints. Testing is essential, but coding is not. Requirements are critical, but coding is not. I didn't expect that revolution. #AI

Folks, I took the liberty to use #AI to rip out QuestDB from #JBake and also migrate to JDK 21 minimum. Opinions? It renders jbake.org and my very own blog. Opinions? I would open a PR because QuestDB removal was on the list for a while. github.com/rschwietzke/...

Just in preparation for #JCON2026. Join my talk on Wed, 22 April 2026 at 17:00 CEST. Conquering a Billion Rows with Modern Java Concurrency schedule.jcon.one/2026/session...

Got stuck in Stockholm due to the Berlin airport being shut down for the day. The next attempt is Sunday.

Greetings to all the great people I met at #jfokus. Thanks to the team of @jfokus.se for bringing us together again. Safe travels and see you in Valhalla.

Brian Goetz: What's better than solutions? Problems. (Really) #jfokus

Regular developers without being product manager, developer, architect, tester and customer at the same time in one role will be so yesterday in a few months. #jfokus

Here we go... sitting in the first track #jfokus

On my way to @jfokus.se #jfokus See you in a bit.

Antigravity is impressive. It sucks that it often strips all comments when refactoring code to fit a new feature. Still experimenting around.

Dear #ADAC and #Vodafone, it sucks when you name your downloadable invoices with UUIDs and do not include a date or invoice ID. It gets even worse when the UUID changes with each download of the same document. That is so 1998. Happy New Year!

New year, new password: PassW0rd-2026!

Happy New Year and Guten Rutsch to all sane people and the Vulcans. Please, discover us!

AI is to photographers what cars were to coachmen.

We have to cut subsidies in Germany like hell but I bet that nothing will happen because each subsidy pleases a group of people as an election present.

I see there’s a post about microplastics going around with a photo of drinking straws, so here is my semi-regular reminder that the 3 biggest sources of microplastics are tires (45%), synthetic clothing particles (35%) and paint (~10%). Lay article attached:

Just got accepted to a Java conference in 2026. My talk will be brand new and build upon my 1BRC presentation. It will try to solve the problem by using all available Java concurrency concepts rather than tuning the code into a C-like hell.

While converting to virtual threads, I learned something. The carrier thread pool can grow up to 256 native threads. That can happen unexpectedly at any time. You can restrict that. The pool grows when it cannot guarantee thread scheduling. It appears early and unpredictable. No pinning!

JUnit is undoubtedly one of the most important projects in the #Java ecosystem. And it's 100% free and open! Let me be frank: If we can't get THIS project to the point where a single maintainer can focus on it, then what does that say about our commitment to Free & Open Source Software? 1/3 ⏩

Asking CoPilot where its intel comes from: "The information about com.xceptance:xlt: 9.4.0 comes from the official Maven Central Repository. ... Version 9.4.0 is the latest stable release available as of November 2025." No, 9.2.2 is the latest, and there was never a 9.4.0. How drunk are you?

The outcome of climate conferences does not change anything. Change comes from a technology that makes fossil stuff so expensive that one can only use the new tech. You can only beat the market with the market. That is our sad world.

Will see you at #jfokus2026. Not as a speaker this time, but as a regular visitor. @devlead.se @jfokus.se

I find LinkedIn extremely stressful for obvious reasons that I would rather not discuss here. It would simply be impolite.

For any of my EU followers, I give away two Seoul T-Money public transportation cards. Charged with two to three rides each, ready to be used when you get into the city. Will mail them to you for free. Frees you of the hassle to buy them and get cash to charge them. They are rechargeable!

Captchas taken to the next level in Korea. I had to screenshot and zoom to see anything.

If you missed my 1BRC talk at Jfokus 2025 Stockholm, here you go: youtu.be/dY0ybuNQKFo?... Enjoy and feedback is appreciated.

Thanks for rating my #jfokus talk 4.52/5.00. Glad you liked it. Slides for public consumption, sharing, and plundering: training.xceptance.com/java/451-the... The repo: github.com/rschwietzke/...

And here you go, the slides to my presentation: training.xceptance.com/java/451-the... Because people asked... they are built using reveal.js. #jfokus

#Jfokus went the extra mile and ordered snow.

How fast can you process a billion rows? This talk will guide you through initial tuning steps to achieve a 5x speed improvement. Learn about the JDK, the JVM, and your hardware, and gain insights you can apply to everyday challenges. You'll also learn when not to do that! #jfokus #jfokus2025

Hello Stockholm, hello #jfokus. Was a pleasant trip.

May the transit stuff be with me.. #jfokus2025 #DB #BER #SAS

Just started to measure all data in my talk again to ensure it is fresh and fits the latest hardware. #jfokus2025

Before you go on a business trip, you ensure that your girlfriend is not running short of quality bread. Freshly baked sourdough bread.

In case you make it to JFokus 2025 Stockholm, I would be delighted to see you at my talk "The First 80% of Reading One Billion Rows Fast Enough". jfokus.se/talks/2178

Load testing with and for customers. performance bad, services crash. Conclusion: Adjust the test cases to do less of this and that. This will help to keep the services running. I don't think people understand the concept of testing.

When IT sucks, I often escape the world by just baking bread.