I found this hat in the garage randomly after like a year and a half also I felt pretty

I had a dream where I had a get rich quick scheme which was: Step 1: tell everyone you're a long list descendant of Jim Jones Step 2: "basically just follow the same playbook, but don't drink the cool aid"

I could never be a misandrist, too many grunglers in my life that I rely on

Orcbrat summer

1. Alert, and please share widely. A lawyer at the ACLU has asked me to inform my transgender readers that they should NOT be applying for passports right now - the state department has not issued guidance to comply with the court order and they are urgently trying to get them to do so. 🧵

Pronouncing WLW like "wuh luh wuh" but saying it like the priests in Age of Empires saying "wololo"

Post dyke March party fit

Why the fuck is this ad for donuts trying to unpack trauma with me

I explained "u haul lesbians" to my mom and she came back a day later and said "I think the mole and rat from The Wind in the Willows are u haul lesbians" and she's absolutely right

Don't overcommit to any one thing

I might be trippin but look how pretty this LaoGanMa residue is

*my dyslexic ass at a protest* what if I don't want to resist trannies?

Y'all see it too right

Who wants to start a girl punk rock band called Mean-Girl Communist Dimwits with me. MGCD for short.

2024: BRAT summer 2025: whatever this is

Happy Neil Day to those who celebrate

She integrate on my function till I +C

Having your group-chat leaked is boy coded. If the world were ruled by women documents would get leaked by being overheard in the women's bathroom.

I forgot to post anything for trans day of visibility so I'll just have to be extra annoying about being trans the rest of the year to make up for it

Lousy smarch weather. Shoutouts to @mooncatofficial.bsky.social btw I love Space Oddity

this really is what it’s like

60 degrees and raining is sundress season idgaf

If it's over 55 degrees it's crop season idgaf

Ok that's crazy bc I got a degree in compupitor as a boy and then became a girl and then all that other stuff happened

I think humans are afraid of spiders because we lived thousands of lives as bugs before we got to be a people and it's ancestral memory. We're afraid of snakes because they're slithery and weird

Happy women's Day, you can celebrate at home by becoming a woman

I'm on my laptop gaming at a queer bar on karaoke night and someone on discord asked me if I'm at a daycare

At karaoke

Found lesbian soda at hmart When you leave it out, lesbian panic intensifies

Tboys always look like one of these

How I feel when 22 year olds reference memes from 2006

Hanging out with the Boyz

The nature of your being has changed

At an African restaurant that has drums for chairs!

Who else in Maryland fgc wants to drive to Combo Breaker?

Let's hear it for Kit Jessica Heckman!

I cope with seasonal depression by buying a hedgehog hoodie and going to nightclubs

Manifesting the end of parka weather

Being trans means living with dysphoria and having your rights taken away, but it also means you're a girl who can do the Colossus yell at Magfest

Saw a Vi cosplayer kiss her boyfriend I'm gonna throw up

Ramlethal white woman

Tumblr caveman: Goltar proship Mammoth and spearman. Grugg add to blocklist Grugg not understand. Goltar only ship # spammoth in cavewall painting au where they cavemates

TikTok is mid as fuck, Xiaohongshu fuckin rules

If anyone is looking for roomies for Combo Breaker please hmu!

I don't wanna weigh in on The Discourse but if I ever start shilling for right wing ghouls, you can misgender me.

Incredible vibes at aya

For what purpose

Rest In Peace to the man who told transphobes to "fix their hearts or die", a message still much needed today, you're missed David Lynch