Bro, this thing is a weapon 💥

The One-Eyed Serpent Awakens & Emerges from it's Den

Hotel handyman thought he came to plug a hole in my coffee machine. He ended up plugging my hole with his big dick instead 🥵. @jarrenshanxxx.bsky.social

A sons first load of sperm should always come from the body of his father.

Those t-dicks are amazing. The idea that what started as just a clit can be transformed like this by the application of hormones is wondrous.

My morning routine Wake up Shower Wake up, and feed our son His mom thinks I'm such a good provider.. It's true ❤️

Son has become so feral at this age that I have to take him to local parks where I have anon men get in our van to mount and seed him... It's the only way to calm him down.

Never send your boy to bed at night with panda pajamas without giving him a seed snack for his body to feed on all night.. Lovely dad sperm absorbing into and activating his little prostate. ❤️

Turning your frat bro into your personal hand puppet.

Eating the whole buffet with both ends

The cherry pop went about as expected

Breaking him in

Morning coffee for me and morning milk for the boy.

They're only straight till they're farting your cum out the next day.

Let them recycle meat and milk till they wear themselves out.

That bull will still have plenty for his wife when he gets home. And his mistress after. And his sons after that. And then the neighbor ladies. And then all of their sons. And then their husbands. Real bulls can keep filling hungry holes till they run out of cunts to fill.

Drill it in and Drill it out.

Fil.him up and keep impaling him.

Give me a six pack of each, please?

Morning Wood Problems

With enough training and muscle control even you can control your balls.

So Dumb and So Hot

It's always polite to tip the bathroom attendant....

Almost exactly 50% of the time.

All the time. Everywhere.

An Absolute Lumber Unit

Hello Neighbor

I know you are not happy that I am your new stepdad, but I think we are going to get along really well once I break you in..

True coring involves time, work and dedication. Plus it goes much faster when the cock is as thick and long as a forearm.

I couldn’t have said it better myself

The Colon Re-arranger.

Tradies letting off steam

When it's that big you can never really adjust to it but when it's that big it really doesn't matter. It will make you fit around it.

Riding the thickest Daddy

Can't decide which hole you want it in? Don't worry. Take your time deciding.

Pride Dispenser

When he tells you he hasn't cum in a week and then proves it to you!

Nice Rod. Good Taste

One of the top 10 best solo acts out there

Be proud of it. Show it off. You grew it yourself. It's your essence made manifest. Your soul made flesh. The truest version of you is there in that tube of hot meat. Be the cock you want to see in the world.

cumming out of both my holes 🫣🫣

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No one knows how to quite keep my pink lil boi hole happy like this hunk 😍 @paolobruniworld.bsky.social

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The interview process was rigorous but as the final two candidates worked to prove their skills they both knew that win or lose, the competition had been worth it.

From every angle

🥵🥵💦💦💦💦

Don’t mind me, I’m just over here trying to make double-stuffed Oreos jealous.

Maybe not everything but it's close.