You can’t be ugly on the inside AND the outside. Pick a struggle please 🥴

Somebody who looks like an old worn out leather boot trying to call me ugly will never NOT be funny 🤣

I know Texas Roadhouse bread rolls hate to see me coming 🤰

Just stocked up on the cutest spring/summer dresses 😜🙌🏻

My husband and I have been reconnecting with old friends and I love that for us

ELF is my all time favorite makeup brand 🙌🏻 their liquid blushes and eyeliners are so underrated

Off for the next 3 days and I have so much to do 😅

If there’s one celebrity I would want to be friends with it would be Chappell Roan

After only an hour on the salon chair… my ass is HURTING 😭😂

I had the best day at work and I made over $300 🤑 today was a good ass day 🙌🏻

Being an adult means getting excited over your credit score getting higher every time you check it 😝 it’s the little things lmao

men who hate women 🤝 pick me girls They both hate women at the end of the day.

The zoo with 4 kids is hard work 😅😪😂

Looking back on it, I’m so glad I never decided to get my ears stretched… that look just isn’t for me lol

Having my nails done is my favorite part about being a girl 💖 💅🏼

I’m not a fucking “yes man” and I guess that’s why my manager and I don’t get along 🙃 if you’re gonna be some type of way with me, I’ll give the same attitude right back 👏🏻

me after putting together a bookcase from walmart

Why do they gotta make canceling a gym membership so fucking impossible? 😡

When I die and you spït on my grave just know I’m under there with my mouth open

I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-idiot.

Adulting is being excited about your credit being in the 800s 😝🙌🏻 I worked HARD to get it to where it’s at. My credit has never been this high lol I feel like a real adult now 😂

If your child doesn’t know how to behave in public without having a tablet or phone shoved in their face, that’s probably an issue. A parenting issue at that 😬

Chappell Roans new song “The Giver” is giving Dixie Chicks vibes & I am NOT HERE for it ☹️ all that excitement for nothing. Still love her though but this song isn’t it.

LOL this is my husband 100% 😑🤣 even when we first started dating.. he would always rather hang with me unless I could go with him too

A lot of yall had family but weren’t raised at all, let alone correctly.

It’s honestly embarrassing how self entitled some people are

Life is treating me so good 😊✨🙌🏻 for the first time in a hot minute, I’m content with where I’m at & who I’ve surrounded myself with. Nothing but positive energy & love over here.

I wish I could keep my pregnancy boobs because my titties are TITTYING

Upon completing Never Lie by Frieda McFadden...I want to say all of you lied. Shock value isn't what makes a psychological thriller good.

If I see you with a book, I WILL definitely ask you how you like it. Bc I’m now in my book era again. I’m interested.

I hate getting secondhand cringe like please make it stop

Okay but I look so cute today, hello ✨😝

Walmart really stepping their game up with their sandals and dresses 🙌🏻😍

After going back and forth with whether to dye my hair or not I’ve officially made an appointment for the 2nd of April and I’m sooooo excited I’m finally switching it up 😝 it’s been over a year since I’ve colored my hair lol

Some of these mom groups on FB have NO CHILL 💀🤣

This might be an unpopular opinion, but I don’t think people should bring their kids/babies into a bar 🤷🏼‍♀️

Lady Gaga is such a gem and deserves to be protected at all costs

hot girls are nice to other girls

I’m getting my hair color blocked on Wednesday and I’m so torn between doing blonde and red OR blonde and brunette 😩😅 it’s been such a long time since I’ve had my hair done too lol I’m excited

I love my work schedule so much. Working 4 days and then having 3 days off in a row is noiceeeee 👌🏼

As a woman you are judged harder. You are expected to do more. You aren’t allowed to stand up or defend without them wanting to put you back in your place. Whether they realize it or not. But women are strong enough to not let others define us. Remember they can never take that power from you.❤️✨

Man I really do got a hot husband

A lot of people are addicted to chaos & negativity that’s why they obsess over people they dislike & disagree with 😬🥴

Shane Gillis was so good 🤣 the traffic after the show… not so much 😖

Hubby bought us tickets to see Shane Gillis tomorrow night and I’m so excited 😝

Why does ramen taste so good but gotta be so bad for you? 😔😩

I really want a Pink Pony Club tattoo 🩷🤠✨

the wildflowers are blooming 🥹 spriiiiingg is coming and I couldn’t be happier. I can’t wait for long days of sunshine, tan lines, spring trips, and good vibes 🙌🏼