I have an incredible business tip for any small businesses that do take out. Put your menu on your website.

I just think that as the former VP of Flight Improvement at Spirit Airlines I should get a used plane for real cheap now that the company isn't using them anymore.

Thanks to the funds raised by this year’s Met Gala, we are closer than ever to finding a way to return Mr Met to his human form 💪 ⚾️

Can't wait to tell people I was the Sr Director of Flight Development for Spirit Airlines.

In the two button hypothetical going around I'm pushing the Blue button. Absolutely. No doubt in my heart.

I'm in an airport way too early for my flight. AMA.

Where exactly do Star Wars fans think "lore" comes from?

I can't believe that for all the years or GMing a super hero TTRPG podcast I never included a villain who called themselves Comparison, the Thief of Joy. Some kind of an emotion draining character who just always compares things.

Naming my next TTRPG character Jimbo Shrump

What is that website that everyone uses to read serialized webcomics?

I've seen a bunch of clips now of Zara Larson bringing people up on stage to sing and dance with her and something I've noticed is that she adjusts how hard and accurately she hits notes to the skill of the people she's pulled up. It's subtle but it's a really cool thing I think she's doing.

@meghanlynnftw.bsky.social Have you seen The Wild Robot? I watched it on a plane last week and my first thought was that it is extremely your vibe.

Me, defending my bad decisions.

Me, picking up a new hobby

I am once again desperate for someone to explain the concept of air conditioning to the Europeans.

Hello Europe. It's with my deepest apologies that I must inform you that I am on your continent.

Look, I'm not one of those people who thinks every generation must suffer the same injuries mine did but you all damn well know if this article had been about Millennials it would have been titled "Millennials are killing the snacks industry."

The weirdest thing about Elizabeth Banks's Miniature Wife is that it's a Christmas show.

I'm once again feeling the call to watch Godzilla (1998)

You can say a lot about The Pitt but one thing I don't want to hear is anyone say that the acting isn't incredible. All of those actors do so much with just prolonged close ups and facial expressions. A quick exchange of words and rapid emotional journeys you can see in their eyes.

My two strongest beliefs about the MCU are that 1. The way they did the snap and time jump in Infinity War/Endgame were the necessary end of the path they were on. 2. The biggest thing that that broke the MCU.

I need a new book to read. What's something you've read recently that you loved?

I swear to fucking god if Trump nukes Iran and starts World War Three tonight I don't know what I'll do. But I'm gonna be so mad.

Tame Impala and JENNIE rhyming "Dracula" and "Spectacular" is up there with some of the all time greats of lyric rhyming.

What's another song that fits on my playlist with Genghis Khan - Mike Snow Rasputin - Boney M Dracula - Tame Impala and JENNIE

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Let's Fucking Go (To Space)!

I'm so fucking jazzed about space. I hope this goes well.

🤞🤞

It's almost SPACE TIME. I'm so excited.

A question I keep asking myself isn't "If Trump were compromised by the Russians what would he be doing differently?" And the answer is almost always "nothing"

There is no more influential musical in the history of humanity than the 808.

"We really think this breakthrough is going to help us do some really cool stuff!" The scientists from Umbrella Corporation added.

John Harvey Kellogg was extremely opposed to sex and designed Kellogg's corn flake cereal to be so bland it would keep people from being horny. What, on the other hand, would be the horniest cereal?

A late Sunday night thought. It's really important that people understand that everything involved in "AI" is actually two two distinct problems. There is the software development and capacity chasing. And there is the financial investment bubble of it all.

It's Star Wars TTRPG night. Our ships doctor is about to Holdo Maneuver a shuttle through an imperial frigate. (his roll pending) Holdo haters can suck it

It's baseball season again which means it's time for me to try to find the answer to what should be an incredible simple question: How can I watch New York Mets play baseball?

Don't look at places you don't want to see faces in the dark.

Has there ever been an industry as hostile towards its customers as LLM companies?

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

Paradise season 2 continues to be incredible. I desperately need more people to talk about it with. I have so many theories.

Who will be the first person to claim an LLM is their father?

you cannot sit motionless in the heart of these perils, because the boat is rocking like a cradle, and you are pitched one way and the other, without the slightest warning

It's been a while but this never gets old.

@swiftonsecurity.com Can you explain what happened here?

I've apparently lost one of my forks. I have four forks. I live in a 1 bedroom apartment. It's not on the table. It's not in the dishwasher. Where the hell could it have gone. There aren't many places it could go.

It never wriggles.

Why was I so convinced Lisa Kudrow was in Mamma Mia! (2008)?

I hate that we're at a point where I feel I have to keep a running list of which scenario I think is most likely to happen: 1. Trump nukes Iran 2. Iran nukes Israel. 3. Trump nukes the US and blames it on Iran. 4. Iran nukes the US 5. Israel nukes Iran

It's TTRPG night. Playing Scum and Villainy. My Scoundrel to the group of rebel partisans: You've gotta believe. Rebellions are build on a foundation of believing that you can do thing you're trying to...ah this is wordy. Needs some workshopping. Let me get back to you.