Love a photo booth

Today marked 20 years in LA. Officially a local 🥹

Love pride for an empty gym on Sunday morning

Touching grass

Your dads say, “Hi” from the Hollywood Bowl. @tumbledrylow.bsky.social

New level of petty unlocked: calling the department of building safety for a surprise inspection of a hotel that was terrible to me.

Y’all acting this is your first time flying. 40 minutes to finish boarding…

Kitty assistant is liking my new office

New shower who dis

When it’s impossible to get up #catdads

Ab V making the comeback after hibernating since before covid 😅

The perfect vending machine doesn’t exist…

I need another weekend to recover from this weekend

It’s too hot for shirts

Was loving the music at the restaurant tonight and I asked for the playlist. It was described as 90s cigarette mom cleaning the house. I am the cigarette mom now

How is it only Wednesday

MAGA celebrating Easter like

Angel was ahead of its time. True ally.

Pool party season is here

“There’s a kind of quiet on the streets of Minneapolis that I can’t quite describe. I know it isn’t quiet, though.

Fucking horrifying it appears ICE paramilitary has executed another person in Minneapolis. This has been reported at bringmethenews.com/minnesota-ne.... We’re putting the full video on our Reddit, please be advised of the graphic content if you choose to bear witness.

Last full work day of 2025. Get me out of here

Do you think the Ring was actually titled that because the curse only worked if you answered the phone? Would Gen Z be immune? Would it spread faster via social media?

Week 16 (left) vs week 2 (right). New program has been kicking my butt in the best way.

Thanksgiving is gonna be a blast. #tacobell #livemas

Timed the rewatch of Buffy so we’d hit the Halloween episode tonight by complete accident. Bless the spooky season

Finally seeing some progress with this new training regiment. 8 weeks down

We’re coming down the stairs. We’re coming down in pairs.

Halloween teaser

Rattrap joins his friends #beastwars #transformers

Obligatory annual proof of life 📷

When you get stranded in Seattle overnight and the airline gives you $75 in meal credits that CAN’T be used for alcohol, you order 3 charcuterie boards to go.

I’ve officially reached my mega evolution. Basic gays “can’t even”. I “simply won’t”

Beast Wars crew is nearly complete for season 1

When she doesn’t want you to go back to work

Someone outside enjoying her favorite plants

Red Runway -MRIIA

Finally arrived after almost 7 weeks of bouncing around distribution hubs. Welcome Warpath! #newagetoys

Google maps renamed the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. But Google also lets you be petty and add labels to locations on Maps 🙃 #googlemsps

Our daughter turned 8 today. She’s the absolute best. Happy birthday, Cassandra!

Kitty assistant

This is the type of cake we’re supposed to be posting right?