Would ya just look at him. 🧡 #catsofthreads

Who put rocket fuel in my cat Bruce's coffee this morning?

Pet loss grief is not limited to cats and dogs. Soul animals come in all shapes, sizes, and species. This is one of the reviews of my book, Nine Lives, that touched my heart a little extra. 🧡 You can read more reviews or buy a copy here: thepawtistics.com/nine-lives #petlosssupport #soulpet

Play this audio for your cat or dog and see if they react!

Cats are liquid. Change my mind. #mademesmile #cutecat

I had a SINKING feeling that he was involved. 🧐 #flokivonthunderpaws

I doubt many people can say that a hippo broke their sink.

YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHICH ONE IT WAS

My dad found my threads account. 🙃 It's been real, yall.

Another donated book has gone to its new home. 🧡 We are having a direct impact on people in great pain. I couldn't do this without the support of my generous donors. If you would like to sponsor/donate a copy, the book is $12 + shipping. You can donate one here: thepawtistics.com/shop/p/nine-...

*laughs innebriatedly*

One neat part about being depressed is that I tend to turn things into metaphors and sometimes they sound really philosophical. Like this one that I just typed out. Like a fortune cookie, but with more disappointment.

Please don't ask me how I'm doing. You won't like the answer, and I don't want to lie.

It would be a lot easier to come up with funny content if I wasn't depressed as fuck and on the verge of work-induced panic attacks by 11 am every day.

The world needs your art. Remember that. This is the last poem in my book Nine Lives. Some days I find myself clinging to it like a prayer. #NineLivesPoetry #ThePawtistics #creative #artistsupport

My cat is a puranium-fueled giggle generator. 😂🧡 #funnycatvideo #cutecatvideo #catsbeingweird #mademesmile

Since I was five, my dream has been to help cats "full-time". There have been times when that dream felt too big for someone as small as me. However, every day that passes, every follower I gain or share that is sent get closer to reaching that dream. Thank you for that. 🧡

Animal Rescues in the US!!! We want to share your wishlists! Please share to reach more organizations in need! Submit your wishlist here: forms.gle/rktwABE5Fueb...

This is a reminder, besties. If cats can have a cookie pouch, then so can you. #cutecat #selfcare

This is a reminder, besties. If cats can have a cookie pouch, then so can you.

This is a reminder, besties. If cats can have a cookie pouch than so can you. 🧡

Don't mind me crawling into Meme Monday. Here's Week 7 of relatable autism and adhd memes with my cats. #PawtisticAF #ADHD #ActuallyAutistic #funnycatpicture

If you're a neurodivergent cat person with a diagnosis list longer than a CVS receipt with a closet full of abandoned hobbies, welcome to the club. discord.gg/Qcx3E3wS What size t-shirt do you want?

Damnit Floki.

Desperately wanting to open my window and scream like a rabid coyote because what the FUCK do you mean we held out on voting yes all these weeks just to cave and do it anyway.

Days since someone made me mad enough to make a video: 0. Public assistance is nothing to be ashamed of and it does not make someone a less deserving person. #SNAP #LetMeBePerfectlyClear #TakeASeat

Ravioli are just Italian wonton. Change my mind. #randomthoughts

My morning cattoons are better than your morning news. #catsbeingweird #cutecatvideo #funnycatvideo

Y'all see how much he loves his tent and tunnels. This is the same. 😂 #mademesmile #funnycatvideo #catsbeingweird #cutecatvideo

Okay. But how clutch would it be if my Bsky followers were the ones to carry me over the finish line.

IS—IS IT GONNA HAPPEN THIS MONTH, Y'ALL???? ARE WE BREAKING A MILLION??? Also, please appreciate my 455 followers on Bsky. Y'all count too! #excited #sorryforyelling #onemillionfollowers

Fluff the "strategy". HAVE SOME FUNNY CATS! #catsbeingweird #catvideos #funnycatvideo #mademesmile

📢 TikTok is the new Home Shopping Network, and collecting stickers is the new collecting stamps. No, I will not be taking questions at this time.

My two cats have the most amusing dynamic. #funnycatvideo #catsbeingweird #cutecatvideo #kingjullian #yayimasacrifice

My cat Mushu lives a hard life. 😂 #cutecatvideo #catsbeingweird #MushuTheMeatball #funnycatvideo #FatAndJobless

Fun fact: Floki and Popper are into eachother.

Behind every incredibly strong, perseverant woman is the trauma that made her feel like that was the only way to survive.

Which kid got the train autism? I took my kids to Chatanooga, TN so my older son could ride a train. What we were NOT expecting was to find this 114 year old steam engine departing the station. I had tears in my eyes seeing such untempered joy. (His brother, however, couldn't care less.)

My cat was super snuggly at the rescue, but then I brought him home. A MUSHU THROWBACK! #funnycatvideo #catsbeingweird #cutecatvideo #MushuTheMeatball

MONDAY MEMES PART 6! Wake up besties, new Pawtistic autism and ADHD memes just dropped. 🙌🏻 #catmemes #audhd #autism #adhd

My friend got a new kitten named Bean, and I knew what I had to do when I saw this pic. 😆

To lose a soul pet. I know the emptiness. The feeling of your chest aching so badly from the sobs that you wonder how bruises don't show. The exhaustion from feeling so much pain for so long that you wish it was a broken bone instead so at least you'd have a way to heal.

Two years ago today, I said goodbye so a piece of my soul. Rest in chaos, Gizmo. Yes, I know what the semi-colon means. I am proof of it. #semicolon #NineLivesPoetry #MentalHealth #indiebook

Tonight is the night to worship the Halloween Wombo-Combo! Show me your combos!!! #cutecatvideo #Halloween #catsbeingweird #funnycatvideo

PANTRY NETWORK HAS BEEN CREATED. I'm still building it so please send me more to add. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Friends, I need your help. PLEASE share. If you follow me—ESPECIALLY if you've read my book—then you know how much pets can impact people's emotions and mental health. Before the humans go hungry, their pets will. It feels only right to use my platform to help prevent that.

Have you ever seen what happens to a cat when they're raised by an Orange? #flokivonthunderpaws #funnycatvideo #catsbeingweird #cutecatvideo

Me when I meet someone else my age in HR. 🫠

Random late night reminder that if you want to chill withl cat people who believe in human rights, we have a discord server. 🧡 discord.gg/7S2Dxp8N

My cat Mushu has been working very hard to stay in shape, and that shape is round. #funnycatvideo #MushuTheMeatball #sploot