Twin's doin' incredible things.

Staring at @feathercrafts.bsky.social "Daaamnnnn..." "DAAAAMMNNNNNN..!!!" "Someone fetch me a cool drink of water, 'cause this baby here got me THIRSTY."

I've got sunshiiiiinnnneee on a clouddyy dayyy! When it's cold outsiiiide! I've got the month of maaay! Weeeell I guess you'd sayy, what can make me feel this waaay My girrlllll! Talkin' 'bout my giiiirrll! My girl!

She needs a kiss pronto.

My "Raven needs me" senses are tingling.

Heh...okay!

NO I DONT WANNA GET DUCKS! I WANNA KISS!!!

MISTLETOE!!! RAE, PLEASE!

Having more duck babies?

You're right, my babies must be hungry... They need my milk. I've been on a diet of only the best foods to make sure it's full of needed nutrients.

Rae, come. Sit awhile with me and the children. We can reminisce..

Seeing all these wacky shenanigans reminds me of my younger days... Before I experienced the joys of fatherhood. Ahh, one day, too. You will grow as people and realize there is more to life than snowballs.

Speedsters gone wack, dawgs... Not in front of my ducklings..

"Three beautiful Garlings..." Sniffle.

<— made a nest for his hatchlings. They are ducks.

[ sticks his tongue in his nose ]

But my tummy, man..!! It's gonna hurt!

Dude.. I don't wanna do that

....... How does it come out, man? I'm like new to this biz! Help a brother out! Lend me a hand!

Brb going to put this on my living room's wall.

Yes he IS! Don't be mean to me I just gave birth! I'm still emotional..!!!

Hell yea! Godfather Wally!

Do I have to give them milk..?

Gar jr and Gar jr jr 🥹

New article with the Smallville Gazette, LOCAL EMERALD WONDER BEAST BOY TO EXPECT TWINS!

I don't know the father

My eggs hatched. I'm a mama!

My egg hatched

IM GIVING BIRTH

Dude this is tragic. Have some empathy.

I see..the light... Because I haven't been..kissed...!

I need a kiss pronto or I might pass away

Rae bae gives me life. Without her? No life. Figuratively and—

I love my girlfriend, and if she ever stopped loving me. I'm gonna really do it this time. 🥰

I didn't say she was the one having the babies.

Rae and I are having 650 babies

We have a white Christmas..??

You can bounce on whatever.. Huh? Wishes and hopes? Come tell BB aaalll about it, mamas!

Damn, baby..! Wasn't familiar with your game, girl. Come and top my christmas tree~

// I get to ragebait Spooky ic and ooc with this account 🥰

Feelin' kinda naughty, Saint Nick might have to come leave me a lump of coal. How's about you come over here and teach me how to be a good boy??

Gonna lay my fine ass self under the Christmas tree and let my girl come unwrap her gift. Awoooo!

[ rubbing his flat stomach ] Can't wait to lay my eggs.

Yeah, I'm going to be a dad.

We're due in February <3

"My girlfriend is just really pretty, man."

700 babies.

Bagged a hottie. She wants me so bad.