Idk tho it’s lowkey kinda hilarious at the thought of English people getting angry at Northern Ireland getting ‘invaded’ by immigrants Like girl…

Is anyone looking to apply for an AMEX? 👀 Referral bonus has been boosted so lmk and I can refer you teehee xx

The fact that it’s so rainy and cold in nearly the middle of June is making me quite angry actually

Being gay in a long term relationship really is just putting laundry away together and asking each other who’s jockstrap is who’s huh

No joke the entirety of me and @philconlon.bsky.social being in LA has just been me being like ‘I’ve driven down here in GTA’

Always a lovely welcome to Scotland when you realise the men are just stupidly hot

Euro Country just came on the radio in the taxi I’m in and the driver changed the channel within 5 seconds. 1 star rating incoming

I somehow just got ID’d for a fucking LOTTERY TICKET

Fab 👍🏼

Surely when Apple AI is calling your message a ‘weird request about worshipping shoes and socks’ you need to take a long hard look at yourself

The best part of Valentine’s Day is replying ‘dads’ to all the hot couples I wanna be in the middle of

I’m not depressed really I just needed two glasses of wine and this blaring through my headphones

What’s the worst train station in the world and why is it Euston

There’s something inherently evil about oval shaped pizzas

Need one of those cash pigs who buys me new underwear

Have to get the use out of a hotel mirror

Manchester I’m in you!

Traveling for work on a Monday morning is such a scam because why am I packing on a Sunday evening

It’s actually pretty unfair that Friday comes around so slow yet Sunday comes around so quick

I got vaccines this morning and they’ve genuinely FLOORED me I’ve been in bed since 5pm

Is it out of pocket to include the statement ‘I honestly ate and left no crumbs this year’ in my annual performance review

I just bought my first electric toothbrush should I expect it to change my life or

Twitter is depressing me because it’s all just bots maybe it’s time to make a return to Bluesky

Woopsie 🙆🏻‍♂️🤷‍♂️

post a thirst trap that mad your notifications blow up on the (other) app Idk why you all went mad for this one

Off to see Sam Fender 🎶

Thirst trap coming to you live from my 4th hotel of the week x

I’m bored might start discourse with Northern twitter on how I have to wait 2 minutes for a tube

Sleepy!

Surely the Wicked press tour has to go down as one of the most insane in recent years

Crimis!

Is this not what Sundays are for?

I keep thinking it’s like 8pm when I see how dark it is outside and it’s only twenty past 4! Winter needs gone ya girl needs her vitamin D

Have another thirst trap

Damn can’t open this app in public cause it’s #fcf (please continue)

This app need to bring back circles and it would be A1

SCREAM I didn’t think they’d actually do it!!!!

Someone post me on @twinksof.bsky.social I want attention xx

Did Charli announce a gig in Belfast?! Normally this would be all over everyone’s story?! Oh wait

Exact same pose in both photos lmaoooo

Mad to think how the GTA6 trailer came out about a year ago and we STILL don’t have a release date ffs

It’s bedtime at 8pm girlies 🤩

I’m not saying reskeet 😌

FINE I’ll post a thirst trap

Leaving Twitter

No ads are great but realistically how is this platform going to survive this rapid growth without some form of revenue

Its kinda nice to scroll and not be affronted with mostly Elon Musk and Trump propaganda

I’ve arrived x