I got vaccines this morning and they’ve genuinely FLOORED me I’ve been in bed since 5pm

Is it out of pocket to include the statement ‘I honestly ate and left no crumbs this year’ in my annual performance review

I just bought my first electric toothbrush should I expect it to change my life or

Twitter is depressing me because it’s all just bots maybe it’s time to make a return to Bluesky

Woopsie 🙆🏻‍♂️🤷‍♂️

post a thirst trap that mad your notifications blow up on the (other) app Idk why you all went mad for this one

Off to see Sam Fender 🎶

Thirst trap coming to you live from my 4th hotel of the week x

I’m bored might start discourse with Northern twitter on how I have to wait 2 minutes for a tube

Sleepy!

Surely the Wicked press tour has to go down as one of the most insane in recent years

Crimis!

Is this not what Sundays are for?

I keep thinking it’s like 8pm when I see how dark it is outside and it’s only twenty past 4! Winter needs gone ya girl needs her vitamin D

Have another thirst trap

Damn can’t open this app in public cause it’s #fcf (please continue)

This app need to bring back circles and it would be A1

SCREAM I didn’t think they’d actually do it!!!!

Someone post me on @twinksof.bsky.social I want attention xx

Did Charli announce a gig in Belfast?! Normally this would be all over everyone’s story?! Oh wait

Exact same pose in both photos lmaoooo

Mad to think how the GTA6 trailer came out about a year ago and we STILL don’t have a release date ffs

It’s bedtime at 8pm girlies 🤩

I’m not saying reskeet 😌

FINE I’ll post a thirst trap

Leaving Twitter

No ads are great but realistically how is this platform going to survive this rapid growth without some form of revenue

Its kinda nice to scroll and not be affronted with mostly Elon Musk and Trump propaganda

I’ve arrived x