My aussiebums always make me feel slutty

Hi boys! According to an oomfie I should start posting on here again

May have just gotten a cash pig to pay for our primavera tickets 🤭✌️

2019 ➡️ 2024 I bought a vest 😇

Off to see Sam Fender 🎶

My TM wallet just called me a 🚬

Merry crisis

Give me attention pls & thank u

Went to bed at 5am and now I’m walking around Tescos in my PJ’s after returning a rug doctor and there’s so many elderly people staring at me it’s mental

I echo this so feel free to send via DM on insta or the other platform 😌

Looking scruffy but Charli tix secured so maybe everything’s gonna be ok 😌

Why have I got so much ass on my feed for hump day

We’re so predictable

Hey 🦋 gays in my phone

Seeing Russia threaten to go nuclear this morning but then remembering I’m a healthy male in his twenties with no medical history

Thank god for bluesky, can finally stop posting nudes on linkedin now

This is more PG than yesterdays pic x

That post was always gonna be up for max an hour

bsky made it to Friday everyone

First bsky post - it doesn’t mean anything x