Right, I’ve had enough of May in this country. I need a holiday

Supporting my friends in the marathon today knowing full well I’ll probs never sign up to it cause runnings bad for your knees x

I can hear someone doing the bleep test in the gym and I’ve never been as traumatised by a sound in my life

Bf just asked me if I’d heard about the fight in the chip shop in town last night. He proceeded with “loads of fish got battered”. I’ve some serious life choices to think about…

What was supposed to be a simple 1-corner paint job now has me covered in paint, plaster, and silicone. I’m 3 rooms deep and now I’ve to ply a radiator from the wall. Beginning to regret this homeowner malarkey.

I think I won the presale war

A-ball? Seriously?

I absolutely love going somewhere far away on holiday but my god my sleep schedule is fucked. Tried to go to bed at 11pm, not a chance so now I’m up at 4 waiting for the gym to open…

Vegas I’m in you!

Something about balloons on my profile or something

To whoever got me this bath bomb as one of my bday presents… thank you 🙂‍↕️

Need motivation for leg day

I wish I had abs but I’ll just have to settle for a phat ass instead :(

Only got an hour’s sleep thanks to someone’s snoring, so I’m dragging myself to the gym to feel better.

Bottomed today for the first time since November and damn, I’m outta practice

Just drained a 🐷 so if any subs on here want my PayPal and wishlist they’re in my bio 🙂‍↕️

Is it weird I’ve thought about doing a 2007 Britney by crashing out and just shaving my head?

Never trust baggy jeans

So excited for a bath, takeaway and the apprentice tonight. Is this what approaching 30 feels like?

Friend is suggesting I join a rugby team - should I? 🤔

Boyfriend having to get up at 5am for a flight means I’m forced to have an early gym session

My aussiebums always make me feel slutty

Hi boys! According to an oomfie I should start posting on here again

May have just gotten a cash pig to pay for our primavera tickets 🤭✌️

2019 ➡️ 2024 I bought a vest 😇

Off to see Sam Fender 🎶

My TM wallet just called me a 🚬

Merry crisis

Give me attention pls & thank u

Went to bed at 5am and now I’m walking around Tescos in my PJ’s after returning a rug doctor and there’s so many elderly people staring at me it’s mental

I echo this so feel free to send via DM on insta or the other platform 😌

Looking scruffy but Charli tix secured so maybe everything’s gonna be ok 😌

Why have I got so much ass on my feed for hump day

We’re so predictable

Hey 🦋 gays in my phone

Seeing Russia threaten to go nuclear this morning but then remembering I’m a healthy male in his twenties with no medical history

Thank god for bluesky, can finally stop posting nudes on linkedin now

This is more PG than yesterdays pic x

That post was always gonna be up for max an hour

bsky made it to Friday everyone

First bsky post - it doesn’t mean anything x