You'd think they put horse bones in soda crackers, the way they turn your mouth into a glue factory.

Molumbo

Scowls at you in a sorta ugly, sorta sexy way.

Merry what's it, and a happy new something or another. #youknow. . . :^}

Sorry I haven't posted art in ages, there's a lot happening and making art I wanna post here isn't really a science. Here's a little something something. (I posted this a moment earlier, but forgot the label, my bad)

Whoops, forgot to add the label.

You're.

Marge stacking donuts on it for homer to gobble up. #thesimpsonsbitches

Oh hey, what's that thing headed straight for my he-

Don't count your gift horses before they mouth. (Edited for typo)

Say no, to crossing the street.

Don't forget to always eat your vegetables when you get into a car.

Always remember to look both ways before brushing your teeth.

Damn girl, are those real? (Me looking at the bolts sticking out of hee neck.)

Whos this Ogyny lady? I gotta meet her.

*me driving over a bumpy hill on the highway, 2 dozen metal rakes, rattle as they're poorly secured to the back of an old semi truck.* "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" *the truck hits the ground and the bump causes a fuckload of rakes to fly off the back* "Oh Shit, my RAKES!"

*last Christmas, you gave me a gun. And the very next day, you gave me a gun.*

What's batman's Grindr like

*Starts walking and immediately splashes gallons of water all over the fucking place* Awww. . Fuck.

Putting on my rain boots to keep the floor dry, I'll hold all the water in the boot.

What. . Is there something on my face?

You can drink hot coffee off my dick anytime.

I LOVE PORN AND SEX WORKERS AMD FAT WOMEN AND TRANS PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS AND POC AND FREE HEALTHCARE RAHHHHHH I WILL KEEP HOPING FOR A BETTER FUTURE

Huge news today, I had a great shift at work!

Hope you'll be building your econ tonight, baby. Cause I'll be stocking my shop.

Pie wet :(

Update to the previous Captains log. I just found a hatch!

Captains log. We're about 4000 meters beneath the surface, pressure is acceptable. I've baked a pie, and am currently looking for a windowsill to let it cool on.

Getting mad dome from the puppeteer at a punch and Judy show.

When I say I'm going green, I'm referring to a sudden change in my pigmentation. This is the consequence for eating your vegetables. . . . And being hit by a laser that turns you green.

God I wish that were me.

Thank you so much for putting me in! :3 :3 :31111!!1!!!! !11 !

These fine folks have a place for you to submit a whole lot of emails at once, that's efficient, and accessible pestering! Now go on, and give em hell! (The corporations I mean, be nice to the cartoonist cooperative please) :3

People are drawing gaster with wicked fat tits now, life is good, even if only in small increments.

Sonic the Hedgehog

So many tits, so little time.

Got high and just banged this out in an evening, I love drawing! Anyway, toriel. :3

Took me long enough to make this, it's in celebration for reaching a 100 followers! (though Cosgrove doesn't seem enthused about the whole thing.) Featuring my pal @pomrotica.bsky.social, trust me, It's fine. Anyway, thanks for a hundred followers. :3

Cowboys don't call it puppy play, they call it "Lil' doggy" play.

Who up, snoring on they thing :3 👍

I got this new drawing program, it's kinda neat.

Art for my dear @fool-hardley.bsky.social darling 💜💜 Of their bitchy news Ann Kur bursting out her clothes on live tv:3c #nsfw #bbw #hugebreasts #weightgain #fanart

Made this a while ago for my lovely lady friend♡ @gorossy.bsky.social Amélie, looking as fine as ever!

A toothy Krooljob from the king himself would fix me I think.

Me and who? (I'm blue btw :3) #paizuri

Here's a comm I did sor fomeone, they would like to remain anonymous.

Working on something a little different. It'll happen when it happens :3 #soulbloom

Fell into The Machine™️ again, this keeps happening. *loud industrial sounds*

It worked, now how do I get unstuck from the ceiling?