This guy is called Mike Emicalromance.

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I have made approximately 11 litres of soup if anyone wants some?

Im doing a 5th of November D&D long shot so naturally we will be blowing up the Houses of Parliament. Im still in the planning phase so suggestions welcome.

Free diction lessons for football fans so I can hear what’s being chanted. I want to hear the foot gossip.

Want to see a picture of a CRIMINAL who waited until we were out then climbed on the table to lick things/eat the remaining cheese?

There are plastic ducks in my bathroom which guests tend to rearrange. New heights have been achieved this night.

Right, come on everyone, give the spooky lil’ guys what they’re owed.

Immaculate vibes from the girls at the Billy No Mates gig who thought I’d come by myself so dragged me over to dance with them and then tried to set me up with my own husband. Femmes rock.

Once a month we have a date day. It was my turn to plan this time so I booked us on to a 48km bike ride (where I would keep my complaints to myself) then I makes a god tier roast pork and cauliflower cheese. We’re now lolling about sleepily. Life is beautiful.

I need a new video game in my life. Recommendations please? 🙏 Needs to be playable on Xbox 1 or a chrome book bonus points for: - Fantasy/historical setting - Banging sound track - Not biblically difficult (or if it is, turn based) Previously I played through and loved Divinity 2 if that helps.

Tomorrow I will be cycling much further than intended because I’m bad at reading. I thought I’d signed up for 30km, it’s 30 miles 🫠

Hamilton time! Eeeeee

Accidental “who wore it best” at rehearsal tonight.

Chippy lunch 🚨🚨🚨

ASMR chicken and prawn paella 🥘

Made with what I had in the fridge so it’s a little off the wall: roasties, squash and red onion with fennel, beans from the garden and chicken thighs. It was good gang.

Right, that’s it, we’re lighting the fire and having a roast.

Timeline cleanse. One like = one thing I think is nice.

Wish the high street would die faster so it wasn’t so busy on the rare occasions I need something from the real world.

Bucket’o’crisps anyone?

Off to the North (Sheffield)

I’m going to start using “rise and grind mentality” as a euphemism for morning sex.

Lxds I got it! I’m Hannah Gruber in Die Hard the musical this January. Eeeeee 🇩🇪🎄🦶🔫

I think this is the first time in my life I’ve voted for something and been in the majority. It feels like a trick.

trying to sharpen some knives but the cat keeps sitting on the stone, like fuck off mate you are sharp enough

Shakier than I would like but decent I hope. I’ve got a long wait to find out. Potential callbacks on Tuesday 🫠

Got an audition tomorrow so I’ve got several hours of faffing about and panicking to do tonight before I get a dogshit amount of sleep.

A wise man once said “don’t hate the player, hate the game” Then a bunch of idiots repeated him.

There’s a fox yelling in the garden. Why do they look like friends but sound like nightmare demons with a bad cough?

Some fucking creep grabbed my best friend when she was out walking last night. Literally every woman I know has experienced this or something like it. I want to pull this world apart.

Some dickhead (me) agreed to go to networking drinks tonight.

Just spilled some peas on the floor and witnessed the dog do some of the best hungry hungry hippo LARP going.

Too much thinking not enough amming

Facebook memories but it’s for nudes you sent in your 20s

I have gained the ability to grow and shrink. It’s over for the haters.

Hawaiian breakfast

Mental illness is cancelled

These days if you say you’re English they’ll confiscate your shoes at the airport

Farewell Space Hamlet, it was a joy.

Due to a miscommunication the dog has had double dinner and is celebrating with heinous farts 🤢

Opening night, everyone say “good luck Joy” 😬

It’s giving the slutty “the way of the warrior” and I love it.

Excited to half arse my way through my working week because it’s SPACE HAMLET SHOW WEEK 🎸🎸

I can only read the word “labubu” in a yogi bear voice.

Some people haven’t known a round of applause since before puberty and it really shows.

A Labubu is when the Labour Party do something shit i.e. their daily activities.

I have made a device that transfers shame from those who have too much to those who have to little and I’m going to use it to fix society.

Introducing the newest, largest and stupidest thing I’ve made to date. I’m so proud of this show and everyone in it. Space Hamlet is playing the Norwich Puppet Theatre from the 5th to the 9th of August and you can still get tickets here - www.tickettailor.com/events/norwi...