Today in the girlie group chat: economics

Thank you thank you thank you everyone. Sometimes the internet is really lovely actually 💜💜

Do I know anyone on here with a proper Scottish accent, ideally a femme voice from Glasgow. I have a few lines in a play that I’m currently butchering and could really use a voice note 🙏

I was thinking someone should make a sofa that’s all L but that’s a bed isn’t it.

Didn’t get a second interview after the lady in the first one was really encouraging and nice so I guess now I’m an incel.

It’s cold and miserable out so I’m having a nice bubbly bath and watching Saving Private Ryan

Nw:

Based on true events so there’s only so much you can do but the structure is all over the shop. None of the women have a personality though Connelly does her absolute best with what she’s given (horse girl). Bridges won’t stop touching people and it’s uncomfortable, he also sings for some reason.

Mental illness is cancelled I have been exposed to the sun again

Airport I flew in to today is very Star Wars coded imo

This was fascinatingly bad from so many angles I genuinely couldn’t stop watching. The acting is bad. The dialogue is terrible. The editing sucks. Tim Minchin for some reason. The obvious gulf war bit. What in the Jesus Christ was that.

Felt like an androgynous poet, might delete later.

I’ve finished with work after a shitter of a week and I’ve got two more shows pratting about being a German terrorist and then I’m off to Egypt for 7 well deserved nights of REST

Name three songs you irrationally hate. Mine are: 1. Lovely day - Bill Withers 2. I’ve got a feeling - The Black Eyed Peas 3. Hand in glove - The Smiths

This week has been a horror show at work Merry weekend to all who celebrate, we made it lxds.

Got knocked off my bike today by another cyclist. And yelled at by a man in a van (across his very small son) ☹️

Two households, both alike in chippy tea.

About once a fortnight my neighbour Sarah pops over with her home made tote bag full of “baffling” technological devices and I do something simple for her like put her football ticket in her google wallet and she’s thrilled and I’m thrilled to have helped and I’m reminded that community isn’t dead.

Hell is mandatory AI training

Successful morning dog hunt. This is Chilli the beagle who is supposed to live a few doors down but someone left a gate open and he got out. He seemed happy to be found and then we saw his owner and he faked an injury to avoid being in trouble. 10/10 conflict management 🌶️

I’ve been performing all week as Hannah Gruber in the Die Hard musical my friend Dan wrote and honestly gang, I’m having the best time with it.

Dress run tonight was pretty rough. Pray for opening night miracles tomorrow gang 🙏

I hope the neutrals are having a good time because as a Forest supporter this is fucking horrible

The vibe of my workplace is unethical psychology experiment from the 50s

Make up a book title: Journey Through a Hedge Backwards By I B Draggled

Treat yourself to a Tuesday morning bop, I dare you tidal.com/track/460716...

Behold! Donut cereal.

🚨Back on my prop-making bullshit🚨 This time we’re making a really big gun.

If your in or around Norwich, come see me in this. It’s SUCH a good show and a guaranteed giggle.

Everyone I know who used to be really into Pokémon is now really into bird watching and I don’t think it’s a coincidence.

I feel like I was more deliberately myself this year than I have been in a long time. Musicals, holidays and weddings. I count my blessings daily. Thanks 2025, it’s been a banger.

All of these look like how I feel after hosting for 9 days straight

They’ve all gone. The house is finally ours again 😭🙏

There have been between 1 and 35 guests in my house consistently since the 19th. 🫠

Merry Memass Everyone! (it’s my birthday 🎁)

NW:

Staying with friends who have twin beds so naturally me and Dan (and also the dog) are all crammed in to one single because we’ve got one of those weird marriages where we still like being near each other.

I spent my life advocating for neurodivergent folks, trying to resolve conflicts and being anxious so I decided to do it for money (I’m a product manager).

If this dog rolls in any more fox poo I’m going to have to start telling people she’s a shat-coated retriever.

D&D nerds, can you solve this puzzle? Every time you make a wrong guess a giant rat is released into the room. Solve the wall and open the door to the next room tinyurl.com/4xxcdw5f

D&D people on here, I’m setting a one shot and I want to know if you can work this out. You need to infiltrate a castle by crawling through the vents (a simplish maze). They have a map of the lay out but once inside they cannot see, hear or speak. What would you do to get through the maze?

I’m genuinely angry that muppet Robin Hood doesn’t exist

This guy is called Mike Emicalromance.

Le Is Truss

I have made approximately 11 litres of soup if anyone wants some?

Im doing a 5th of November D&D long shot so naturally we will be blowing up the Houses of Parliament. Im still in the planning phase so suggestions welcome.

Free diction lessons for football fans so I can hear what’s being chanted. I want to hear the foot gossip.

Want to see a picture of a CRIMINAL who waited until we were out then climbed on the table to lick things/eat the remaining cheese?

There are plastic ducks in my bathroom which guests tend to rearrange. New heights have been achieved this night.

Right, come on everyone, give the spooky lil’ guys what they’re owed.