Merry Weekend to all who celebrate.

Managed to seek medical attention today without being called fat, hormonal or crazy but the down side is I may need more injections in my spine.

I can’t, I deleted all the photos of my ex.

This is the best dog

And they say print media is dead.

Hot girls vote Green 💚

I need to make a lemon birthday cake tomorrow, does anyone one have a recipe they trust?

Finished my last 39 steps performance last night. Not starting my next rehearsal period for two and a bit months which is exactly when I start my new job. Actually looking forward to some unstructured side quest time as I’ve lots of puppets to make and other hobbies to pursue.

Pull up bar is up. The goal? Confusingly attractive to all sexes and genders.

Been for a run, had a shower, the love of my life is making me carbonara. This is a brag. I’m not sorry.

I’ve got your Mr Darcy right here.

What a beautiful day. Sound on for birds song and splosh.

Having to face facts that I might have lost both of my pairs of sunglasses 😭

I’m dead for a bit so I’m chilling until act 2

I’ve Cinderellaed myself. If anyone sees the other one of these in Norwich, it’s mine.

Not a good tech run tonight. Only a third of the way through the show and we open in two days 🫠

Watched Fight Club last night and the whole climax of that movie falls down when you realise he could have asked LITERALLY ANY WOMAN for help.

Been invited to a ‘chat’ with the CEO this morning to try and change my mind. 🫠

What can men do against such reckless hate?

I got to quit the job I hate today and I think this may be what heroine feels like.

Ultimate frisbee tournament this weekend. I used to be quite good but haven’t played regularly for ten years. Honestly my body feels like it’s been put in a bag with some rocks and shaken.

Just made really nice corn bread with blended tortilla chips because I couldn’t find polenta.

Got some real Final Girl bruises* going on which I actually love a little bit. *obtained through climbing and theatre, all is well, please don’t call anyone.

Who is making sock elastic so tight? What are they trying to prevent?

Dan has been asleep on my leg for so long I’ve lost all feeling below the knee but he looks too cute to move.

Oh, she fast today 🏃‍♀️

I’m not interested in your moon stuff, your just going to use this as a stepping stone to better ways of blowing each other up. Dweebs.

There was a stoat in the garden today 🥰

It’s been another shocker of a week. Merry weekend to all who celebrate

Babe, you just do poles and planks, calm down.

Jail for trains that pull out of the station without telling you where they’re going. This ought to be the train to Sheffield but apparently that information is classified.

Today’s lil’ project for a friend’s production of Legally Blonde the Musical. www.instagram.com/reel/DWMuY73...

Successfully adapted my all time great oatmeal raisin cookie recipe into a double chocolate version on the first try

Lxds, I have opened the windows for the first time this year and it is glorious.

My roast on Sunday was described as “with missing the Lib Dem conference for” which is honestly the worst complement I’ve had in my life.

Been invited to perform with one of my besties at a drag show tonight which, as a bi woman married to a man, is so fucking validating ngl. I have so much respect for his art and I can’t believe he’s asked me to join him on stage.

Happy International Women’s Day. They are lucky we only want equality and not revenge.

How do Fairy decide if it’s the punk baby or the normal baby for each advert?

Back on my bullshit

Lolbour party more like

Makes a nice change to do some hope scrolling 💚

Today in the girlie group chat: economics

Thank you thank you thank you everyone. Sometimes the internet is really lovely actually 💜💜

Do I know anyone on here with a proper Scottish accent, ideally a femme voice from Glasgow. I have a few lines in a play that I’m currently butchering and could really use a voice note 🙏

I was thinking someone should make a sofa that’s all L but that’s a bed isn’t it.

Didn’t get a second interview after the lady in the first one was really encouraging and nice so I guess now I’m an incel.

It’s cold and miserable out so I’m having a nice bubbly bath and watching Saving Private Ryan

Nw:

Based on true events so there’s only so much you can do but the structure is all over the shop. None of the women have a personality though Connelly does her absolute best with what she’s given (horse girl). Bridges won’t stop touching people and it’s uncomfortable, he also sings for some reason.