I just think anyone who’s ever been mean to me should suffer at least a little

hot take, One Battle After Another is a very good movie

really great year for movies, bad year for living in real life tho

Hey you know that guy Maya Rudolph is married to, Paul something? He makes some pretty good movies

Conservatives’ list of grievances is so petty and hilarious like do any of u remember what half of this stuff was even about

Been getting the most compliments for this color 😌

I still like going to see movies in the theater but some ppl’s theater etiquette (mostly old ppl) is quite frankly dog shit!!!

It’s like a fun mint-like teal

(Grandma voice) I got you one of those newfangled Laboobys everyone’s talking about (pulls a living chihuahua out of her purse)

jumping out of a moving car

Doing a deep red because Fall is coming up and this color reminds me of a crisp autumn apple, idk

me: doctor doctor give me the news i got a bad case of lov- my doctor: it's because you're fat

I paint my nails based on mood and time of year. Late July/Early August feels like a deep blue to represent ocean waters and also I like blue

As someone who loved M3GAN it brings me no joy to tell u I thought M3GAN 2.0 was pretty bad

this car at an intersection didn't have their blinker on and i thought they were going str8, and they were going str8 until they suddenly started turning left and cut me off, so it's like cool, i will wish hellfire upon you for the next five years use ur blinkers fuckhead

practicing self-care by ignoring every take on anything Sabrina Carpenter does

hey did you know this, if you fry an egg in butter it tastes really good. im gonna try this butter trick with other stuff

Instagram slowly becoming more unusable

Grok does this look infected (accidentally uploads photo of scab to facebook group titled “Lisa Kudrow fan club”)

under elon's watch, twitter is now as reliable as tumblr in 2011

Living on the internet thru the mid ‘10s was tough and I was in my early 20s. Can’t imagine what stuff like Racist Mario did to the Youths

u make me wanna throw my pager out the window, tell mci to cut the phone poles

Janet Jackson - All For You (2001)

snapple facts aren't fun anymore. "Hawaii has its own time zone" i knew that already!!!

It’s like boom (boom) I put it in the hoop like slam (slam)

Instagram is like “here’s what these famous characters would look like as babies” SHUT UP!!!! STOP THIS

I think I would do pretty well in an episode of Dropout’s Make Some Noise, I wouldn’t be on the same level as the Noise Boyz but I’d get the job done

under elon's watch, twitter is now as reliable as tumblr in 2011

I shouldn’t be at work during the SNL 50th Anniversary Special. I should be there in New York

(to the tune of "Creep" by TLC) so I sleep, yeah, just sleepin' in my big bed, and cuddling my dog-shaped pillow

AHHHH! SNAKES!

her name is gilly and she's at it again causin' lots of ruckus like a barnyard hen she's always bringin' trouble her hair is like a bubble knock knock! who's there? it's gilly sorry

fr tho if Challengers gets completely snubbed for Oscar Noms im gonna be at least a little annoying about it, sorry in advance

my new years resolution is to be more rude and mean and negative and generally sour the mood in any given situation as often as possible

listening to some of Robbie Williams' biggest tracks, i can see how he's a hit in the UK but not big enough to cross over to the US

- He was the best guy aroooound - What about all the people he murdered? - WHAT MURDAAAAA???

that Superman trailer looks pretty good imo i'm interested in possibly seeing it next summer

Interstellar in imax is hella amazing. Shit makes you feel like you’re in the spaceship with McConaughey. Alright alright alright

I know it breaks your heart Moved to the city and I tried to shart but All dump no fart And now I’m smellin’ shitty in a hotel bar

I did it I won letterboxd

I just wanna clarify this post from last year, a lot of people have been asking about it and I wanted to clear the air and make sure I’m not taken out of context. See, I’m talking about blowjobs

(Johnny Cash voice) I Hawk’d a Tuah in Reno, just to watch him die

I’m making an exclusive announcement here first: I’m planning on switching from Spotify to Apple Music next year

found the Mastercard logo in a bag of skittles

in case anyone here didn't know my top 5 movies of the year so far are 1. Challengers 2. The Substance 3. Dune Part 2 4. Love Lies Bleeding 5. The Wild Robot

if you don't know what to report the account for, hit "other" and remind bsky moderation that this account is SPECIFICALLY known for encouraging violent crimes against marginalized ppl and is directly connected to instances of stochastic hate crimes.

Yeah I painted my nails Christmas colors on the last day of November so what

Thinking about how in April I saw Challengers like “oh this might be good” and 7 months later it’s still my favorite movie of the year