Being sick on hump day? Ew. Having a friend who can stop by and help with a few things? 🥺💜

My Tummy Tuesday? Upset. Both in terms of tummy and Tuesday.

First nudes on the new couch!

New couch means new backdrop for future nudes

Seeing how long I actually go between posts is a lot to process for my time-blind ADHD brain. I wanna show off SO much more omg

Today is Transgender Day of Visibility. Solidarity today and everyday with trans and non-binary folk who claim space unapologetically. As governments turn trans visibility into a matter of “ideology,” we must refuse to see trans lives as a debate and instead nurture trans joy, safety, and belonging.

Happy #FCF y’all!

My GOSH I didn’t know I needed this

This is a post about wishing I had an easier time staying in touch with people right now. I’ll be back in the swing of things again, I just am very much looking forward to actualizing it

Gosh this day off was SO needed.

Uh oh, I just admitted to myself that I have a crush on our roofer, who is also neurodivergent like me, but is definitely married to a woman and has 1+ children. Not chasing that at ALL. No way do I want to risk the professional relationship with a service provider I trust. We like having a roof.

Second showing for #FCF

I am so thirsty this Thursday 🥵

There is something VERY unsettling about suddenly seeing that you’re mutuals with a brand with tens of thousands of followers and following, but only one post and it’s from the past hour. No clue who that was and what happened to their account, yikes.

Trying to embrace “do the least vs nothing” so here’s a little titty tease for your Thursday

I would G**gle “How to take nudes for your internet boyfriends, joyfriends, and pals when you’re stressed and pressed for time” but G**gle sucks now (and I’m still upset about it, forever will be)

Super excited about the new Gen 10 games, but I’m so fucking mad at every YouTuber who had videos with thumbnails and titles that completely ruined the surprise (the names) with the leaks over the past two week or so

Reposting for #FCF while I continue to work on feeling more amped for taking more nudes

Despite early signs saying I was having a good start to my day, I have, in fact, been struggling and am now taking today off. May your humps be good today

For all of your humps today

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Wishing all of my internet boyfriends and joyfriends a very “please give me snuggles and kisses and crotch rubs” this morning

I can’t find the right words to explain it, but something about this little outfit is giving a very specific flavor of gay and I’m here for it

It took such a good dick pic last night, but it was on Snapchat and I forgot to save it and I’m so bummed out 🥲

Today’s motivation: I can do this.

Reconnected with a friend a few weeks ago, and he went through a devastating break up the other day. He’s not out, so he has so few people to talk to about it. My heart just aches so much.

In high school, I hosted several Who’s Line Is It Anyway? style improv game parties and ended up founding an improv club (that was originally a magician club) that was completely unrelated to the theatre department.

Please give this beautiful human some attention for their beautiful ass

Morning wood so hard I can’t even hold my dick straight up 🥵

Apparently calling me gorgeous makes me EXTREMELY giddy. I’m so delighted

Packing for SURE.

Also known as “why you read the article and not just the headline”

Got that delayed post-vaccine symptoms today. Felt pretty fine yesterday, but today I have the aches and pains from my immune system doing its thing. Please get your flu and Covid vaccines to help keep yourself and everyone around you healthy, especially those who cannot get vaccinated.

Good morning to everyone except: 1) whoever made pine nuts so expensive 2) whoever puts cashews or almonds in pesto to sell instead of pine nuts (home chefs are cool, make what you want)

Happy Fat Cock Friday y’all! #FCF

Resharing for #FCF I’m SO fond of this video. It’s a great feeling to look at your cock and think “wow, that looks nice” and I hope everyone feels that today.

When you make the zhoug too spicy

You ever wonder what happens when you make a point to listen to a variety of music, but there’s an artist or an album that you listen to more than others?

It’s not often that I wake up stroking my hard cock but gosh it sure was today

Today’s very present mood:

Bad news: I’ve finally felt depression that quells horniness this past week. Good news: felt some genuinely Great™️ horniness yesterday and a bit today. And that’s definitely worth celebrating. Small wins in all forms.

(Tone: serious, vulnerable) Just an update to say I’m safe and alive. No details, but there was an event this week where that might not have been the case. Small favor: who is someone you haven’t heard from lately? Send them a text. No context, just check in. Right now. Thank you.

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

Finally got to actually interact with Corbeau in ZA yesterday (the whole plot point/chapter), and oh my gosh, maybe my favorite character writing in Pokemon. He’s so complex and compelling. It’s like reading a fucking great book every time he speaks.

Periodic PSA: Graphic 👏🏻 media 👏🏻 isn’t 👏🏻 the label 👏🏻 for porn 👏🏻 That’s what the “Adult” label is for. Graphic media is the label for blood, violence, gore, etc. Quit putting that label on your cumshot vids, because I want to see them!

Sunday strokes

Thirsty Thursday? Need a straw to suck on?

Somebody say hump day?

Oh nuooo! It’s “Sam’s athletic hoodies do this to his shirt every time he takes them off after walking his dog” season. Whatever will I dooooooooo?