It took such a good dick pic last night, but it was on Snapchat and I forgot to save it and I’m so bummed out 🥲

Well stroked my dick for but now I’m having tea

Today’s motivation: I can do this.

Reconnected with a friend a few weeks ago, and he went through a devastating break up the other day. He’s not out, so he has so few people to talk to about it. My heart just aches so much.

In high school, I hosted several Who’s Line Is It Anyway? style improv game parties and ended up founding an improv club (that was originally a magician club) that was completely unrelated to the theatre department.

Please give this beautiful human some attention for their beautiful ass

Morning wood so hard I can’t even hold my dick straight up 🥵

Apparently calling me gorgeous makes me EXTREMELY giddy. I’m so delighted

Packing for SURE.

Also known as “why you read the article and not just the headline”

Got that delayed post-vaccine symptoms today. Felt pretty fine yesterday, but today I have the aches and pains from my immune system doing its thing. Please get your flu and Covid vaccines to help keep yourself and everyone around you healthy, especially those who cannot get vaccinated.

Good morning to everyone except: 1) whoever made pine nuts so expensive 2) whoever puts cashews or almonds in pesto to sell instead of pine nuts (home chefs are cool, make what you want)

Happy Fat Cock Friday y’all! #FCF

Resharing for #FCF I’m SO fond of this video. It’s a great feeling to look at your cock and think “wow, that looks nice” and I hope everyone feels that today.

When you make the zhoug too spicy

You ever wonder what happens when you make a point to listen to a variety of music, but there’s an artist or an album that you listen to more than others?

It’s not often that I wake up stroking my hard cock but gosh it sure was today

Today’s very present mood:

Bad news: I’ve finally felt depression that quells horniness this past week. Good news: felt some genuinely Great™️ horniness yesterday and a bit today. And that’s definitely worth celebrating. Small wins in all forms.

(Tone: serious, vulnerable) Just an update to say I’m safe and alive. No details, but there was an event this week where that might not have been the case. Small favor: who is someone you haven’t heard from lately? Send them a text. No context, just check in. Right now. Thank you.

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

Finally got to actually interact with Corbeau in ZA yesterday (the whole plot point/chapter), and oh my gosh, maybe my favorite character writing in Pokemon. He’s so complex and compelling. It’s like reading a fucking great book every time he speaks.

Periodic PSA: Graphic 👏🏻 media 👏🏻 isn’t 👏🏻 the label 👏🏻 for porn 👏🏻 That’s what the “Adult” label is for. Graphic media is the label for blood, violence, gore, etc. Quit putting that label on your cumshot vids, because I want to see them!

Sunday strokes

Thirsty Thursday? Need a straw to suck on?

Somebody say hump day?

Oh nuooo! It’s “Sam’s athletic hoodies do this to his shirt every time he takes them off after walking his dog” season. Whatever will I dooooooooo?

Scruffy Sunday I suppose

White Calvin’s peaking out of blue jeans is such a classic look

I don’t care who you are or what you have going on today. You have to listen to LUX by ROSALÍA. There are lyric videos with translated captions to get EVERYTHING she has poured into this lyrical experience. I’m only halfway through and it’s one of the BEST albums I’ve ever heard.

Happy #FCF everyone!

Your dad liked this pic, so I knew I should post it.

Gay Man Needs Help with Ass Pics I would love some ideas of what photos to take and how to take them. I’ve struggled with butt pics for a long time and want to get better at them. Please and thank yoouuu

Got my breeding boots on for #humpday

Whyyyyyy am I absolutely insatiable today? 🥴

I’m scary hard on this Halloween #FCF

My goodness, thank you for all of the flattering attention! You make this silly horn dog feel very lucky

Oh hi

With SNAP and WIC on the cusp of being cut off due to the government shutdown, now is as good a time as any to look up a prominent food bank in your city and set up a one-time or recurring donation if you’re able. Over 40MM of our neighbors may be cut off from food assistance within weeks.

If you don’t follow @archeobrinck.bsky.social take this as your sign to change that 🥵

Okay, so, I’ve been tinkering with iOS shortcuts to create a queue that adapts to your listening behavior of your library in Apple Music. Would anyone like to try out the shareable lighter-weight version? All I ask for is honest feedback. I’ll send via DM. More details in thread.

Forgot to mention: this is an open invitation to share pics and videos

The universe is getting in the way of me sharing a FCF post I’m happy with. So just know I was your fat cocks all up inside my mouth and ass once I’m no longer sick.

It’s a thirsty Thursday todayyyy

Took some timer selfies and ended up liking this one a lot 🥰

I reject the notion of “gay dead” and “gay old.” They’re both ageist and contribute to the stereotype that we are superficial, immoral people. And that outweighs the community building and fun. Prompt “where are the single gays over thirty!” or such without that nonsense.

I desperately need another naked gay pool party or similar. Just the best

Also, birthday dick pics are HIGHLY encouraged. (And other photos you feel GREAT in)

And just like that, I’m a year older. I want to be playful and confident and like, half seriously wish/ask for something, but I have this instead. Thank you everyone for making me feel so sexy and handsome. I have a lot of smooches I want to give out. 🥰