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Report Finds Americans Need To Cut Emissions By 3% In Order To Tell Themselves They Did Their Best STANFORD, CA—Concluding that the window in which to give themselves a little pat on the back was rapidly closing, a report released Monday by Stanford University found that Americans needed to cut car... https://theonion.com/report-finds-americans-need-to-cut-emissions-by-3-in-order-to-tell-themselves-they-did-their-best/