How did I not know there’s a landline handset replica that plugs into an iPhone? Screenshot from “Munch” S1, which is already 10 years old lol.

I'm trying to mentally catalog the books that were important to me when I was under 18, and I can't think of any I've dismissed as irrelevant or unimportant now. I mean, "The Three Investigators" isn't great literature, but they got me reading and interested in adult detective novels later.

Thank you for doing this Dave so I didn't have to watch that mess. My other takeaway is Trumpy does NOT look well at all.

Why does every millennial self appointed real estate guru vlogger have plastic framed glasses, a beard and waves around one of those wireless mics with a giant poofy pop filter on it?

Anybody else realize that Ziggy Marley and the Melody Makers performed the Arthur theme song? You’re welcome.

Can confirm. My sister played hockey growing up in Fargo, ND. The boys teams had buses, uniforms and their own rinks. Girls? Get yourself to the game, second hand uniforms and hope someone can lend you a rink for a few hours.

There are few albums I never get tired of. Top 10 right here, easily.

Me in my bad old days of retail. 6 years at Wal-Mart and I truly did not give a rat’s ass.

I don’t complain, I just refuse to watch that slop. We didn’t ask for any of it, we asked for book 6. It’ll never happen, so I gave up on the entire franchise.

Everyone’s hollering about refunds from the tariffs which will never happen. Meanwhile we still have a convicted felon rapist pedophile as president with carte blanche to do whatever he wants. That sure isn’t write checks. Start a war, maybe.

I find the sheer hatred of Starfleet Academy amusing. Anyone who goes into an apoplectic rage over it being too woke isn’t really a Trekkie. Is it great Trek? Not really, but it is fun. Also, if it’s such an abject ratings failure, they wouldn’t be prepping for S3. (S2 is already in the can.)

Yes because again, we’re getting ahead of ourselves. I’m trying not to even think about ‘28 until we seriously clean house this fall.

Can we admit that the Funko Pop fad is done? They’re more over saturated than Beanie Babies ever were. Every store left in my local dying mall sells them now. Knock-off T-shirts and Funko Pops! Burritos and Funko Pops! Perfume and Funko Pops!

I watched a really good vlog by More Perfect Union about Vegas. It’s been trendy to say “Vegas is dead”, but in reality Vegas no longer cares if you or I visit. It’s all about the ultra wealthy now, so cheap buffets and just going to play the slots is out. youtu.be/lJcyDOjFLwQ?...

I’m glad this was posted today. The news and social media have cycled away and I haven’t heard Renee Good’s name for weeks.

I read a stat that said G0FundMe and other crowd funding was the number 3 “health insurance” in the US. That’s pathetic. But yeah, socialized medicine is commie pinko hippie shit.

Whenever I bring up that exciting science is still going on, I get shouted down by everyone reminding me that there’s more important stuff on Earth to deal with. Yeah, I fucking know. But there is life beyond Trump, Epstein and the enshittification of absolutely everything.

I saw the Toy Story 5 trailer. This franchise will always have a special place in my heart. I sort of hate when classics try to stay relevant. I know they’re making a point, but I was fine with TS 3 wrapping the series. I barely remember anything from 4. Sigh, maybe I’m finally too old for Pixar.

You know what doesn’t suck? Trombonists on electric scooters. youtu.be/s5IKthNYhVY?...

It’s Thursday, time for another story of enshittification. What was I saying about how everything sucks now? I know, cue the dogpile on me for “eating poison anyway”. I don’t ask for much, but I used to like a Reese’s peanut butter cup now and then. Guess I’m done.

Epstein is the culmination. Society normalized pedophilia for decades. TV, movies, the internet have all sexualized minors. Doesn’t matter if we’re talking a studio audience catcalling a 16 year old Christina Applegate on Married With Children, or an internet Olsen twins countdown. We’re disgusting.

Can we stop with this? Don’t white knight fuckin’ Wild Bill. The Clintons are rich, powerful, have friends in very high places, and have obviously cut a deal for their testimony. They don’t need placing on a pedestal. Seriously, whoever is in the files needs to burn, no matter who it is.

Well, the Gander beta app is up and running. If you're in the Beta group, give me a follow. It's so small so far that I got to spell my username correctly, moonagedaydream.

Don’t even get me started on overpriced fan subs, $50 for one 45 minute VHS from Tower Records, and mail order catalogs lol. God I’m ancient.

Morning.

Well, yeah…get your craptacular $599 75” Sam’s Choice brand TVs while you can. I think once “cheap” TVs vanish, this will really hit home. The average consumer doesn’t give a fuck how far out the PS6 release gets pushed. TVs and phones? There will be a Karen revolt like has never been seen.

I avoid Wal-Mart like the plague, but am forced to shop there for work. I guessed correctly why they still refuse to accept tap to pay. Wal-Mart can squeeze a nickel out of anything, and they want to force you to download their app for contactless payment. www.savingadvice.com/articles/202...

Is there a way to mute an image? Really tired of my whole feed being “Freedom of Speech Guy” or his variants.

I don’t ever remember any other time where so many people just completely disregarded the entire primary process for the next presidential election.

“Well, we deported all of the laborers and the ones we didn’t are afraid to go outside. We need teens picking oranges and roofing houses to make up for the lack of workers!”

Since like what, 2016? Heh heh heh heh yeah.

We’re getting ahead of ourselves again. There’s a do or die midterm to get through first. I’m going to get blocked and put on more lists for this, but the worst case scenario is actually too many misogynists are not going to vote for her, and we’re fucked for another four years.

Mastodon’s still around? Hell, pretty much all of 2026 was written by autocomplete.

Fuck that. I don’t give two shits what distractions this clown show of an “administration” throws at us. Keep demanding the release. The only moving on from the Epstein Files we need to do is to move on to Epstein Trails.

The kids are all right.

Spin baby, spin. We wouldn’t want people to hear the truth.

I just learned a new term; “boomerslop”. 🤣 I’ve never heard it, but it was in reference to “9-1-1” so it makes perfect sense. I’d add the entire CSI franchise, Grey’s Anatomy, Law & Order and NCIS to that.

But that goes against the master plan to keep the poors poor and starving. Cut “entitlement” programs and it helps cull the herd. That’s been the agenda all along, while calling MFA and UBI evil socialist programs.

Because our priorities are just beyond fucked. The midterms should mean EVERYTHING right now. Quit shoving Newsom in my face.

My birthday falls on President’s Day this year (as it did the day I was born in 1976). That would be the best present in the history of the world.

Well, yeah. I finally asked some friends if they ever see my political posts on FB. All said no, so they’re getting Zucked away. They’re still on my wall but zero interaction. It’s not anything anyone over there wants to see anyway, so I rarely use the account.

So much winning. Produce is terrible and in some cases unavailable. Got a letter from our utility company about peak hours so try to do laundry at 2am lol. My wife and I haven’t had a raise in 3 years. I wish we could be a one car family, not happening and one of them is 20 years old. But the Dow!

People in the comments all “just microwave it” obviously didn’t grow up with stovetop popcorn. We were poor. No air popper, no microwave, Jiffy Pop was for rich kids. Kernels, oil and a stainless steel pot. I bought an air popper when I moved out just because I could and damn it, it wasn’t the same!

Okay, so what the fuck are we waiting for? My god, it’s been nothing but do nothing, post ineffectively and clutch pearls. I’ve never seen so much doing nothing in my life.

That’s fine, just don’t make the mistake of saying “extra large” when ordering from Joey’s NY Pizza. That means a 24” pizza. That’s two feet wide, people.

Trump's former attorney. "THIS IS NOT A DRILL!"

I’m on the cusp of turning 50, so here’s some random one too many Dragon’s Milk thoughts that undoubtedly nobody will read. Never in my half century on this earth did I expect to be living through the shitty times we’re all enduring. If you told me a quarter of the shit going on now in say, 1997 /1

Here’s my favorite fursuit couple ever for this #FursuitFriday Friday the 13th edition. I met @smellystrobes.bsky.social at DenFur ‘18 and he was so nice.