hate it when people think baby kitten mama cat truthers don't also want to see woohwa makeout sloppy style

ngl, everything feels so weird here. I am *exhausted*

this is by far the loudest jewel heist in history

"Listen Rami *takes plushie in hand* one more inconvenience at work and we are burning it down" "bebibobaba"

I think we could do with a little less "Don't worry, I'm allowed to make this art because I'm traumatized in these ways." and a lot more "Don't worry, I'm allowed to make this art because I'm allowed to make any art. And also, it's none of your fucking business whether or not I am traumatized."

i feel like im screaming into the void both on twitter and bluesky

hope she’s having a good day 💖

zookeeper au where zookeeper hj can hear animals & artist SH who visits everyday because he loves sketching the wild animals HJ has a huge crush on SH, & unfortunately for him, all his friends are animals...who suggest animal mating rituals Unfortunately for SH, HJ decides to try them all on him

how the fuck do you make real friends in your 30s as an irl introvert?

^. .^₎ฅ ⋆˙⟡♡ ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა #ATEEZfanart #sansang #SAN #YEOSANG

what your bias says about you: Call-Out addition 🔞 [this is just for fun, all silly, please take none of this seriously, nsfw so let's keep this within our circle of fun without scaring the other side off I was gonna post this on 🐦 but it felt wrong!]

Yeosang and the undefeatable itch to dominate someone: yeosang knew that if he were to ask mingi or san, they'd be the perfect princesses - giving YS whatever he'd want to take from them. Lying there, pliant and wide eyed - just happy to help YS's problem out But that's not what he wanted

Insomniac Hongjoong who finds himself at a strip club every night. He's not interested but the slow cabernet music, dark colours are soothing to him. That's where he meets Seonghwa, the bartender. And if SH's soft eyes don't do the trick, it might be his magic drinks that have HJ feeling all cosy

atz with wolf!yh

What if sh realises he loves hj when hj starts calling him "husband" in public or introducing him as such ; sh gets these fuzzy little feelings "im hj's husband" and hj just likes hearing the sound of sh being his until someone mentions "oh divorces happen" now they both are sad

this is so jongho coded, I will cry

Wooyoung with puppies? Wooyoung with puppies. (this was a fundraiser commission for @ladyypapatya.bsky.social , thank you so much bean! )

he’s so cute :(

he Is SO. FUCKING. PRETTYV

Setting up the coffee machine before I feed the cat because you have to put on your own oxygen mask first

!!!!! wrong animal but this is Wooyoung in my raccoon! WY prompt !!!

okay, but free use SH who is pliant and soft for the boys to use. YH using his tits, while HJ comes and uses his slick as sweetner for his coffee. Hours later WY wants to bake a cake and uses his slick. The worst is JH who goes absolutely feral at the smell of SH's slick ("you know how bears get")

Hongjoong:

SH & HJ puts up this sign outside their home because Raccoon!WY keeps scamming people off food and affection. Cue Cat!SN who just wants to be friends with the pretty gremlin racoon, so he keeps bringing small snacks to win his affection

Literally professional nude on my tl, someone saying they will NEVER wear the strap, someone saying they WILL wear the strap, people asking to get their guts rearranged, everyone flirting with each other, this app feels like a damn fever dream😭

EVERYDAY I WAKE UP AND VITA DECIDES TO INFLICT TORTURE AND PAIN I JUST WANT HWA TO CHIRP AGAIN HAPPY CHIRPS

dom hj who purposely avoids giving sh the praises he wants. sh wears sexy lingere, hj barely looks at him. sh cleans hj's room, hj walks in and casually messes it up, pretending to be in a rush. sh makes his fav food, hj eats it and rushes out saying he has to finish a song

Imagine watching/listening to halazia for the first time again 😔😔😔

au idea: sh as the anime figurine store part-time employee and hj as the tired, cranky young producer who has to buy mg a birthday present.

im the real feral

saw a twt and now I can't stop thinking about hwa-joong making out /kissing good night as roommates and now they aren't and joong can't sleep without hwa's kisses & it's making him cranky cuz they never get a second alone &now he's staring at hwa's lips every second (theyre hiding the relationship)

thinking about him jerking it so desperate glasses sliding down his nose mouth open panting heavily still going even after he comes etc etc……

it's so weird being public and taking about 🔞 stuff. Whoever doesn't know me, hi! I'd love to be friend with yall ❤️

don't think about his glasses fogging up because of heavy panting and sweat don't think about his glasses sliding down because of the force at which he's being pounded from behind don't think of his glasses being ripped off cuz of an urgent messy kiss