i kinda wish the onion would go back to doing more meaningful satire about issues rather just giving opinions with a thin coat of humor like this is WAY too blunt, you gotta at least work a little harder for the political commentary. im for the message, this just feels low effort

"we prefer HUMAN art!" wording makes me.. feel icky

Uni brings us so much comfort

close to you

oh cool my school got some new electives, i wonder what they’re- “buzzword buzzword buzzword AI buzzword”

crazy that people and the media are freaking out over this ice shooting when the exact same thing happened months ago except the person was shot wasnt white

Everyone calls me a fag cause of my foldy paws and whimsical demeanor

Uni looks perfect in traditional Japanese style too. The coolest! :3

i’ve learned that a large portion of people don’t see figuratively plugging their ears and going nananana as socially inappropriate

do you think the 3+ minutes microsoft programs/software take to load is just them digitally jerking off in a corner

growing up is also realizing that that one traumatic experience in your childhood wasn’t actually the source of your countless mental disorders but instead the consent neglect and failure from caretakers during, before, and most certainly after it happened

growing up is realizing that time you got hurt and were 100% confident you were in the wrong was actually you just being gaslit by an older adult figure who had no right to have any authority over you and was trying to dust away their mistakes and abuse

i wish i could deadpan stare at people when they say something stupid/rude but that’s just my default face expression

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i started hearing people share “great revelations” that i had already personally worked out at around 16. since then it’s only compounded to the point where every day is just a torrent of dealing with being given answers to questions that i already know.

“what a terrible time to have idols” you have idols? i’ve been getting further with bottom-up thinking than hanging on every word some agitator spouts being autistic has made me realize just how lazy normal people really are when it comes to putting effort into their thinking

Commission for Mocha☕

if the animals inside your head aren’t kissing what’s even the point

i wanna have an opossum oc but the tail thing is not really appealing

“I hate when wasps build their nest under my deck and then sting me while im grilling burgers” now replace wasps with women. not so progressive now huh

what if instead of nordvpn it was Morb Vpn

only reason im skeptical of putting my time in to watch pluribus is that the lead character seems like just a basic white person which thematically means they probably have about the same amount of meaningful depth as a puddle give me freaks please

"Trans people know they don't change biological sex" Incorrect. I have transcended all biological limitations. I now experience liturgiological sex. Kneel and worship.

everyone loves architecture criticism until it’s time to actually challenge anything

there has been a truck backing up right outside my window for literally 2 hours i am going insane from the beeping

im starting to realize i have a problem where if i see someone make/ask a moderately stupid statement, i get sick to the point of actual rage towards them :( why am i allergic to stupid people

fucked up in the crib watching agario gameplay

honestly i think i would look cool as hell in the patrick bateman plastic poncho

i love playing Victoria 3 because i spend 2 hours slowly managing everything, then get bored so i spend the last 30 minutes on 5x speed while everything falls apart and i end up in a 99% vs 1% civil war on the side of the 1%

thinkin bout poob

3am boredom leads to interesting work

there is no greater hate than the hate you feel towards your field of interest

i think as narcissism reaps up in the united states as a result of tv, internet, social media etc., people are going to become either more polarized or detached from non-individualist world views, including aggression against the state as other narcissists use state power to impose their own views

ive held the opinion that SCP is the greatest work of (collaborative) fiction ever made since like 2017

Control 1 was a love letter to SCP, and i expect Control 2 to be even more fangirling and references. im so fucking excited

im not sure if my portfolio taking 30 minutes to export is proof of my worth, or proof that i dont properly optimize my work files

99% chance that private universities STILL dgaf about their student's mental health in lieu of this

closer

glad to see my peers are keen on somehow making this profession worse

ralsei doodle :3

a cool fact i learned is that autistic people show less aging in their facial features, presumably due to less muscle movements in the face (absence of expression)

new ref :3

I'm begging for anarchists to add an ounce of psychic warfare to their politics.

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life is constantly going "im not doing enough", finding out you actually are, overcompensating, and then repeating the cycle

there is no purpose for skyscrapers outside of capitalism

if you promote architecture as a luxury item im stealing your lunch money

i was rewatching Heat (1995) and

total wunk domination by 2026. we are bringing the internet back to it's roots of silly cats