This is what we want

I gotta admit it feels really disheartening to be putting out what feels like my best content ever and to have it flop hard numbers-wise. I don't know what I did to anger the algorithm gods but I've been feeling doomed to get lower and lower performing videos over the past two years.

The Celeste Speedrun World Record Explained www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Cx...

Manim is incredible! It's magic! It works so well, it works so fast! I'm gonna make a 3-minute scene with a moving camera, 118 animations and about 30000 objects! ...oh it actually can take a while to render huh

This Saturday, 1:00 pm EST (18:00 UTC)

This is exactly why the US men's hockey win over Canada felt so much like the bad ending, it's literally that the bad guys won (Not that I necessarily expect Canadian hockey players to be that much better, especially considering the culture at Hockey Canada)

What do you mean it's unhealthy

Angine de Poitrine is not my cup of tea for regular listening but they are really cool

Back to bed

Will 2027 be the year when people stop being utterly shocked when an LLM spits out wrong information

I haven't really paid much attention these days, I wonder what's going on in the worl- alright back to bed

The Pokémon Trainer battle theme if it was made in Donkey Kong 64

Who the fuck is Will Crosby

Wanna feel old? (2026 - n) was n years ago. Replace n with your age - 5 to 15 years for maximum effect.

You definitely don't need to modify the game. Here's me doing it on console in 2013 www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1Zk...

Watching speed skating @jonbois.bsky.social

I've been watching some Olympics when I have time and I cringe every time I hear USA USA USA chants, which is very often

Age verification? I played bingo in smoke-filled rooms

33 👴

Ever think about how guys who are scared of gay men are scared because they're terrified of someone inflicting on them what they regularly inflict on women, but they lack the self-awareness to realize it

NES: Super Mario Bros 3 N64: Donkey Kong 64 Wii: Super Mario Galaxy 2 Wii U: Super Mario Maker Switch: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, though Breath of the Wild probably hit me the hardest on release I don't play Mario Maker 1 anymore but I pumped about 300 hours into it in the first month, it was insane

I'm playing piano on stream for the next hour or so! twitch.tv/bismuth9

My parents have this little box of mixed dice and it feels like a puzzle perfectly designed to annoy me

I feel like a woman being approached by the average nice guy

I never noticed this before but dude this boat is headed straight for disaster

New video! How Lucky is the Mario Kart 64 World Record? youtu.be/HgsWoP5rqLA

No disappointment hits harder than to hear the intro to Mission Impossible only for it to turn into the shitty U2 version in slow 4/4

There's a new playtest of @voidlingbound.bsky.social and I'm trying it right now on stream! twitch.tv/bismuth9

Please help me out here! I've got this nook that looks a bit empty... What would you do with this space?

Anyone else think about just how hard the nickname "The Unkillable Demon King" goes

YouTube's new AI summary feature is so gross. You can bypass a YouTube video and instead get a lifeless facsimile of the information presented within it. On top of facilitating intellectual laziness, it actively discourages people from engaging with the content and its creator.

My newest video is out! The Quest for the Perfect Speedrun youtu.be/UzEoWUGstVU

The vibes with the Canadiens are at 12/10 right now

Watching hockey @jonbois.bsky.social

I have played 5 minutes of Cook, Serve, Delicious! 2!! and I aged by about 13 years.

In the past couple of months, I have refreshed Schubert's Impromptu Op. 90 No. 2, then learned No. 3 and I just finished learning No. 4 and I'm really, really happy about that! Gonna attack No. 1 today and when I'm done, I will be able to play the entirety of one of my favourite piano compositions.

Of course Randall Munroe is knowledgeable enough about speedrunning to get the details right

You know what, I think I should buy an NFT

Nowadays whenever I see "Something Something — The Untold Story of This Thing" I immediately dump it as AI slop

I'm streaming a DK64 101% run for the next 6 hours! Come hang out with me and Znernicus (the WR holder and star of my last video series) twitch.tv/bismuth9

Hello, for the next hour and a half or so I'll be streaming some relaxing late night piano for people to fall asleep to twitch.tv/bismuth9

Hello, it's me with a 3-hour speedrunning video youtu.be/2erH8Msu57g

Excitement for the release of Voidling Bound went from 10/10 to 801/10

Okay sure we have ChatGPT, but when's ChatGPS? You try to go anywhere and your car goes "Going somewhere? Here's some helpful navigational advice to get you going in the right direction! In 384 feet — that's 117 meters for you metric system users — turn right onto this random fictional street name."

Whenever someone "times" something using video software timecodes and equates 10 seconds and 7 frames at 30 fps to 10.07 seconds, I immediately discard everything else they have to say You'd be surprised how common this obvious mistake is

Absentmindedly scratched my ankle really hard and it felt amazing until I realized it was itchy because of mosquito bites and my ankle instantly started playing final boss music

I am now ready to declare Mario Kart World as having the best soundtrack of all time

I actually can't tell if DK Bonanza is Super Mario Odyssey 2 or Tears of the Kingdom 2

After listening to about 50 tracks, I think I'm ready to claim that somehow, some way, Mario Kart World one upped MK8 musically. I don't love all of the new music more than MK8's, but overall, I think I like the OST more.

Who had dubstep Baby Park on their bingo card?