I'm playing piano on stream for the next hour or so! twitch.tv/bismuth9

My parents have this little box of mixed dice and it feels like a puzzle perfectly designed to annoy me

I feel like a woman being approached by the average nice guy

I never noticed this before but dude this boat is headed straight for disaster

New video! How Lucky is the Mario Kart 64 World Record? youtu.be/HgsWoP5rqLA

No disappointment hits harder than to hear the intro to Mission Impossible only for it to turn into the shitty U2 version in slow 4/4

There's a new playtest of @voidlingbound.bsky.social and I'm trying it right now on stream! twitch.tv/bismuth9

Please help me out here! I've got this nook that looks a bit empty... What would you do with this space?

Anyone else think about just how hard the nickname "The Unkillable Demon King" goes

YouTube's new AI summary feature is so gross. You can bypass a YouTube video and instead get a lifeless facsimile of the information presented within it. On top of facilitating intellectual laziness, it actively discourages people from engaging with the content and its creator.

My newest video is out! The Quest for the Perfect Speedrun youtu.be/UzEoWUGstVU

The vibes with the Canadiens are at 12/10 right now

Watching hockey @jonbois.bsky.social

I have played 5 minutes of Cook, Serve, Delicious! 2!! and I aged by about 13 years.

In the past couple of months, I have refreshed Schubert's Impromptu Op. 90 No. 2, then learned No. 3 and I just finished learning No. 4 and I'm really, really happy about that! Gonna attack No. 1 today and when I'm done, I will be able to play the entirety of one of my favourite piano compositions.

Of course Randall Munroe is knowledgeable enough about speedrunning to get the details right

You know what, I think I should buy an NFT

Nowadays whenever I see "Something Something — The Untold Story of This Thing" I immediately dump it as AI slop

I'm streaming a DK64 101% run for the next 6 hours! Come hang out with me and Znernicus (the WR holder and star of my last video series) twitch.tv/bismuth9

Hello, for the next hour and a half or so I'll be streaming some relaxing late night piano for people to fall asleep to twitch.tv/bismuth9

Hello, it's me with a 3-hour speedrunning video youtu.be/2erH8Msu57g

Excitement for the release of Voidling Bound went from 10/10 to 801/10

Okay sure we have ChatGPT, but when's ChatGPS? You try to go anywhere and your car goes "Going somewhere? Here's some helpful navigational advice to get you going in the right direction! In 384 feet — that's 117 meters for you metric system users — turn right onto this random fictional street name."

Whenever someone "times" something using video software timecodes and equates 10 seconds and 7 frames at 30 fps to 10.07 seconds, I immediately discard everything else they have to say You'd be surprised how common this obvious mistake is

Absentmindedly scratched my ankle really hard and it felt amazing until I realized it was itchy because of mosquito bites and my ankle instantly started playing final boss music

I am now ready to declare Mario Kart World as having the best soundtrack of all time

I actually can't tell if DK Bonanza is Super Mario Odyssey 2 or Tears of the Kingdom 2

After listening to about 50 tracks, I think I'm ready to claim that somehow, some way, Mario Kart World one upped MK8 musically. I don't love all of the new music more than MK8's, but overall, I think I like the OST more.

Who had dubstep Baby Park on their bingo card?

Rose tinted glasses are so powerful that someone posted this comment on, of all things, Dreamscape by 009 Sound System and thousands of people agreed

My favourite thing is not keeping track of the Tetris scene very closely and then catching CTWC to get my mind shattered by how far the level of play has evolved since the previous year, I'm on like 7 years now

CTWC this year has gone full what the fuck is happening mode, people scoring 1.6m and losing

The game's really good I will keep yelling on rooftops about it

🫨 is a very underrated emoji

I'm scared

What if Super Mario 64 had Chess notation?

"Family of brain-dead pregnant woman under crippling medical debt as her organs are forcibly kept alive for months by the state of Georgia under the LIFE Act" is so fucked up in a uniquely American way that if it had come up in fiction I would have said "okay they're just going for shock value"

Unexpected endorsement but good taste is good taste

Isn't it wild that every single one of the music pieces in or around Lumbridge is so absolutely iconic S-tier: Yesteryear, Harmony, Autumn Voyage, Flute Salad, Book of Spells A-tier: Vision, Start, Unknown Land, Dream

Macarena is the Gangnam Style of 1993

Nothing quite like Muchmusic / Musique plus's Dance Mix '94 to do some chores and cleaning on a Sunday morning

Uh youtube what

Don't mind me I'm just refreshing this post 6801 times until I can post a super clever reply to it

How to beat Pokémon Red in one minute www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvOH...

Gotta love exporting a 24 byte .mp4 file because the directory has an é in it and Premiere is allergic to it

I just saw a music mix on YouTube titled Nostalgia 2010s and I think I'm going back to bed

I can officially confirm that claim since I posted it in the Dofus discord and the response was one guy going "ISE INYONE ELSSE LAGIN RIHGT NOWW??" and a mod telling me to put my shitpost right in the trash

An intersection of niches with one person in it and it's me

Louder for the people in the back: 👏 ChatGPT 👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏 truth 👏 machine 👏

Can I get a hell yeah in chat