Before yesterday, I had the suspicion that Italy is class. I can now confirm, Italy is class.

Honeymoon update: drank multiple aperols and limoncellos. Ate foccacia, gelato, prosciutto, burrata, mussels etc. The rain and thunder is biblical. I've been concussed by a hailstone.

GOTY

Was quite down about the Arsenal parade until Benji White started yelling "HINCAPIE, GET YOUR BUM OUT"

The El Grande Americano match is the first Fed match I've seen with any feeling or heart for years and years, fair play, it's very very good

Would really like a drink but the only thing we've got in is champagne from the wedding which feels inappropriate

Alright, world cup time

Ughhhhhhhhhh

NEVER DO A FUCKING STUTTER

I want to be really sick

Get Starmer on for penalties

HAS TO BE A PEN

My arse fell all the way out

Stonewall.

very funny ending to the half incredible 45 minutes having said that, I crave death

GET THE FUCK INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Put the game on and Rob and Romesh are on the screen, how does this always happen

Managed to distract myself from the last excruciating 90 minutes of the season all day by doing stuff but NOW it has set in

I admit that, despite not posting, I still scroll the for you feed on the bad website every now and then and it serves me up some of the most deranged, evil people I've ever seen in my life

City parading around a fake premier league trophy is one of the weirdest things I've seen a club do - imagine Arsenal coming a distant second and doing that??

Going to be doing a very protracted watch of Double or Nothing. I absolutely loved Cope and Cage vs FTR. I don't know how these two old men are still good.

pissing myself at Raya wearing his gloves for the trophy lift

It turns out that marriage is terrifying

Arsenal being cheated out of the FA Cup by Southampton means that we're still on for a Moral Treble

Horrifying.

Amazing news as someone who finally got into this show about a week ago

A long day of trying my best not to cry every time I see a new video of Declan Rice and Bukayo Saka from 5am

The level of planning for getting to the Arsenal parade is almost more than the wedding

Tonight is a night for replying to every Arsenal player's IG stories telling them that I love them

Arsenal win the league and getting married at weekend, tough week to know @jamoverflow.bsky.social and @kcarina.bsky.social they're gonna be insufferable ♥️

HahahahahahahahHahahahahahahHahHHHahHagGGa

THE ARSENAL

WE FUCKING DID IT. WE ALL SURVIVED.

Fuck OFF

HOW HAS BROOKS NOT FINISHED IT

Noel Gallagher walking out with 5 minutes left is utterly pathetic

Man City bringing on £100 million striker after £100 million striker, annoying

KROUPIIIIIIIII

Evanilson HOW

These days you get kicked out of the playoffs, just for taking a picture

2 more games of absolute torture to go

Where has 7 minutes come from????

Tension slightly eased by Hincapie's entire arse coming out

Havertz you fucking moron

Mosquera has gone down screaming at least 3 times now for tiny fouls, it's driving me mad

Mental VAR decision, let's score a goal please

I'm not exaggerating when I say that, as an Arsenal fan, Starmer should be stepping in here

Delighted to confirm that One Battle After Another is still the best movie ever made

relying on West Ham to make the funny thing happen to Tottenham was always a bit outlandish