Fair play, no one will ever hate women as much as Taylor Swift

David Raya BITW

I'd already cancelled a month ago but £23 a month for Gamepass Ultimate is insanity.

I am so sick of these joyless pricks www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

the only downside to these goals is that I can never watch us play again, I am a jinx

absolutely not a foul on Gabriel for the goal but mighty obvious the referee will give them every decision from now on

that is an absolutely absurd VAR inteference

I bought Cloverpit (£6 if you already have Balatro) and it's immediately hit all the same endorphins, I'm hooked.

men are class

Liverpool allowed to catch the ball then, sick

Worried that I won't regain my authority as a middle manager at work after my performances of Pink Pony Club tonight. I have fucked it.

why would you start Saka in this match

I made it through half an hour of Fool's Paradise and had to turn it off, how did someone as talented as Charlie Day make a movie that bad

Exciting that there's a very good chance that an Arsenal player wins the Balon D'or tonight. I would say this if they weren't obviously going to just give it to Bonmati again.

I'm sure Pep will be getting pelters for trying to protect a 1 goal lead away from home

I'm so glad games that happen while I'm on holiday are non-canon

Everyone chats shit about British food but I've gone out for food twice in Tunisia and they've been the worst two meals of my life lmao

Just 3 minutes of injury time when Liverpool are winning, interesting

I, for one, am shocked that "Your Party" was a horrendous mess! At least it makes Green Party an incredibly easy choice from now on

Glad I bought a VPN, just to keep up with all the current Monkey News.

How is this company real

Martinelli and Trossard combining for all the goals, who knew that squad depth was good???

I cannot believe I've gone to another continent on holiday but someone from work is in the same hotel. What the fuck.

There's a drunk City fan here with about 3 teeth who keeps saying "come on Steven", this is hell

Liverpool are unbelievably irritating

Ahh shit, this one stings

WWE is a pro-fascist wrestling company and you need to reconcile that with yourself before deciding you simply must find out what AJ Lee is up to.

SOMERSET LA LA LA The cider is figuratively flowing in Tunisia I can enjoy my holiday now

Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there

Just catching up on the Nintendo Direct. Pissing myself that the Virtual Boy is back. Terrified to discover how much they're charging for that.

I like an airport pint but the thought of one at 4:30am turns my stomach

Hate AEW doing the tweets on screen thing like it's 2013, stop this

I think I only realised today that Chadlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro were different people, huh

Political violence is bad but me and my mates need to set fire to this hotel because it contains people I don’t know personally but don’t like the idea of. Political violence is bad but I support the right of a country to kill hundreds of thousands of civilians because I’ve deemed them terrorists

quite funny but also don't really fancy a civil war

womp womp

My hatred of "yungblud" grows with every passing day

Arise Sir Thomas Tuchel

in the middle of my most dreaded pre-holiday tradition, trying to find a fiction book I like

Obviously forgot the emergency alert and shit myself.

Moxley vs Garcia from last night was SUPERB

Incredibly niche blueet but Sean Dickson take my children

What a rush it is to be anti-drunkeness yet drunk

The woke have won

Second time today I've had someone shout "JESUS LOVES YOU" at me. What a needy cunt.

Since this is apparently a resigning matter, I’ll just leave this here… www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

let's go

choosing to believe that this Zack Polanski bloke has something about him

Every player is a star. Every director of football is a genius. Every team got better. No one made a mistake.