Oh? You're left handed and bisexual? How original of you.

Walked into work soaking wet from the rain and looked right at my maga coworker and said "sorry im late i was at the pride festival in town and the rain slowed me down"

NOOOOOO DETROIT GOT THE TRANSPHOBE 😭😭😭

Supposed to have today off so i went to get maintenance done on my car and go ice skating and shop around a bit bUT HALFWAY THRU MAINTENANCE MY BOSS WAS LIKE "can u work?" So i said once my cars done So like. Im tired at work :( without a dinner :(

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Age yourself with a childhood crush Yeah it was both bc idk if i wanted to be michiru bc i was in love with her or bc i wanted to be dating haruka. And looking back it sorta explains everything about my queerness.

Hey if i ever lose my memories and want to watch all my favorite shit again for the first time, do not, let me emphasize, DO NOT let me watch ANY of the final destination movies. I love them, i truly do, but those movies contributed to, like, 90% of my intrusive thought catalog.

Almost put a claw clip in then remembered i'm going ice skating and had a final destination-esque vision of falling on the ice and lodging it into my brain

Okay but can AI try and fail to fox the typos by putting in the exact same typo forty times until it gives up and leaves it

That oslo pride video where its the different people/couples going about their lives on trains and job interviews and ubers but there are people around them with rainbow bracelets, pun, etc always get me AND THE OLD COUPLE AT THE END WHO STOP TO LOOK AT THE PRIDE FLAG? IM SOBBING AND ITS NOT EVEN 9A

Is this a safe space?

IVE DONE IT

Ykno maybe if i stopped yappin everyones ears off after work and actually left on time, i'd make it to the grocery store before it closes

Hol on im going to go home and do the pride stack thing with only alexis hall books

Listen im not gonna add to the discourse over straight authors/books in pride stacks but i will say that every time i see one i'm donating five dollars to queer charities and its the third day of june and i think i'm at like $40

This song came on right when it turned 10 in the morning!! music.youtube.com/watch?v=3YTz...

Almost cried when i got home bc henry wasnt waiting for me nor did he come downstairs when i called so i went searching for him and he was cuRLED UP LIKE A DONUT ON MY BED He usually doesnt lay on my bed when i am not home and especially nOT LIKE A DONUT

Sriracha's suggested serving size is one (1) tsp (teaspoon) 🤨?

Is now a good time to point out that lucky day just came out in paperback?

I'm not a misandrist, some of my brothers are cishet men

We're not halfway through the year. We're only MOSTLY halfway. There's a big differencs between mostly halfway and all halfway. Mostly halfway is slightly beginning.

Honestly its super homophobic i have to do paperwork in june at my job

In an extremely hypothetical sense, how much damage do you think a tiguan could do to a cybertruck going 50-60mph

happy pride 💕

When oli sykes said "maybe i'll just be fucked up forever" i really felt that

Im sitting here wondering if anyone has found the secret message i wrote into this article 🤔

Me, chosing to spend my time in an ice rink: man its so cold in here :(

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Live Free DIY Hard is getting into the live performance review game. This released last Friday at a weird time I think y’all should check it out if you haven’t already. It’s a great article.

JUNE 2026 🌈📚

Whew. Ma(y)de it. Happy June

Y'all i have one more book in this sweep series and tell me WHY after FOURTEEN books in first person POV it is suddenly in THIRD And also WHY AFTER ALL THIS THERES BEEN A TIME SKIP AND THEYRE BREAKING UP? fuck tHIS SHIT

I want to specificy this does NOT count for my reread of the infernal devices because will and jem are boyfriends to ME

Thank u to magnolia park for my new favorite band tee

I have to finish this sweep series by tomorrow night bc im officially off all straight books until july 1

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I am super stoked to present the newest LFDH blog post. It’s a review of this year’s Sonic Temple Festival written by my sibling @brozanov.bsky.social It’s the first live performance review on the website. I couldn’t be happier with it.

What makes this so impressive is he actually said the words "I didn't know hockey dramas were a thing" like brother do i have news for YOU

My brother called specifically to ask me 1) how skating was going (great thanks) 2) if i had watched off campus bc my SIL is watching it. (No i dont have prime) What i held back from saying is ANYTHING about heated rivalry.

Do you ever think about sam the onion man

All that. For colorado to get SWEPT? IN THE WCF???

I didnt actually start clockwork prince yet. I fell asleep, then scrolled insta, rolled around in bed bc of a tummyache, and then took henry to the park 🤣

Hey does anyone want to pull of a heist with me?

Book two lets gooooooooo

my heart says stay up and finish clockwork angel my brain says its 1am and i likely wouldnt finish until like 3a and ive got responerbilleries :(

Actually having a crisis about this. LIFE? MOVES? WE? MOVE?

Again, colorado. What the fuck, bud

Hey, colorado, one question. What the fuck, dude

In an alternate universe somewhere there are two rival figure skaters who have each others names saved as ilya and shane in their phones