So. How about that baseball, huh?

Freaked myself out by convincing myself i saw a face peak into my bedroom door after hearing a bunch of creaking and my neighbors moving around (theyre very loud) and so i hid under my blankets and just now i was very brave and went to make sure both doors were locked (they were)

Wow this book is Not Good. Im gonna fi ish it thougjt because what if literally everything about it changes and i like it

Tell me why i got a juicer and decided the FIRST thing i'd put in there was TUMERIC Not only is my juicer now yellow, so are my hands and some splattered on my face. 🤪

Finally 😭

If i had a nickel for every time in the past year i almost got into a head on collision bc someone was driving on the wrong fucking side of the road i'd have two nickels which isn't a lot of nickels and you get the point. I need a drink 😭

I made pumpkin oat bars which are more acceptable to the universe than pumpkin tiramisu, i guess.

Marc-Andre Fleury has a new challenge in retirement 💀 #HockeyHalloween (🎥: IG/vlaroseefleury)

"I'm twenty-eight! I'm practically one of those dried up corpses from that vampire show you forced on me." Me, who will be 32 in jan:

Sleepy in a way that im not falling asleep i just wanna be cuddled and warm 😔

Nov is try and read all the books i decided i was going to read this year in jan so that dec i can just read christmas books ##bookishQOTD📖🦋

Drank my lil energy drink w like 40g of sugar and 200mg caffeine and sTILL need a nap. Thats what a double overnight does to a mfer

I miss him music.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe0R...

my beloved frosted cranberry energy drink with coconut cold foam has returned from war (seasonal drink menu)

Me, staring at the wall: what am i supposed to read now

One thing i wish storygraph had was a little fanfare for reaching your reading goal. I just finished my 100th book and NOTHING NOT EVEN A LITTLE CONFETTI

Chat do i cut my bangs or keep growing them out also chat should i dye my hair purple or stick with orange

Is it illegal to post a video on instagram where it is just you talking without eating something while you do it or something?

Few things scare me more than someone telling me they’ll just “buy the book on Amazon” 🫠

Happy halloween! 🎃🦇🕸 music.youtube.com/watch?v=yjKT...

I'm still hoping to finish my heated rivalry reread tn and that'd be a top book for SURE. my faves i've actually finished this month were buffalo hunter hunter by stephen graham jones & what stalks the deep by t kingfisher (Clown in a cornfield by adam cesare gets honorable mention) #BookishQOTD📖🦋

Can minnesota PLEASE win a hockey game? For my mental health.

Forces beyond my control and possibly against blaphemy have prevented this in that the store had exactly ZERO lady fingers?

Physical. I've gone through enough psychological horror already. 🤣 any physical horror/gore i've probably already had an intrusive thought or two about you can't catch ME off guard. #bookishQOTD📖🦋

I am apologizing to the whole country of italy as i prepare to make pumpkin spice tiramisu

I need to go to a hockey game soon 😫

*frat boy voice* i'm 5'4 and a half by the way

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Opinion: if one is doing a "read your height" challenge of their current physical tbr and has bought a physical copy of a book theyve read before and then rereads it (even tho they were not counting rereads this year) WOULD YOU STILL PUT IT ON THE PILE BC IT WAS BOUGHT AFTER BEING READ THEN REREAD

MATT BOLDY AND BROCK FABER 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

Happy Intersex Awareness Week! The Micah Grey trilogy, following the wonderful intersex main character Micah, is a series about learning to live and love fully, without shame💛 💜 PANTOMIME is out now! Preorder the sequels SHADOWPLAY and MASQUERADE now!

I don’t get food stamps. I don’t even know what a food stamp card looks like. YET you could not pay me to care about what people are buying with theirs. My taxes can and are being used for worse things than people eating.

So ive got a couple horror books marinating in my brain and ykno just the usual themes. Religious cultism, blind belief, and also Misogyny. One explores sports legacy but only if u wipe away all the blood and squint a little. #BookishQOTD📖🦋

Man, i just wanna stay home and read forever 😪 mahbe then i'll finish my tbr 🤣

Fine. Ill do the thing to get the DMs back.

Midnight mass really took seven episodes, religious cultism, a town massacre, and a lot of islamophobia, to say "we are all made of stardust" and then we didnt even get to see the hot priest fu-- [gunshots]

Do i wanna read heated rivalry or finish midnight mass 🤔

Brother: ah apparently there are presales for bad omens. We missed out :( Me, internet sleuth after 5 mins: i got the code,,,,

REMEMBER WHEN THEY SQUARSHED MY BOY

Read-actions (reading reactions) 💭📚

Man im going to have to read bonds of hercules arent i? Bc i hated blood of hercules so mu c h

Do you ever have the zoomies but you’re trapped in your body with your thoughts and can’t get started on anything?

Vibrant green leaves against a stormy summer sky vs fall orange and red leaves against a vibrant blue sky competing for my favorite vibe on henrys walk

No bad omens ohio date im going to kms

My favorite subgenre is whatever the fuck is going on w andrew joseph white

Man. How am i, a yapper, expected to thrive on a social media platform without DMs (i refuse to pay to get a vpn just to use socmed OR to verify my age on this godforsaken app)

Am i.... too woke for the substance?

Fuck it, heated rivalry reread at work

A trip to the indie bookshop or local library (or supporting them online) instead of placing an order through a mega-retailer. Heading to a local coffee shop instead of an international chain. Joining an indie's book club, fostering IRL connections. Asking a librarian instead of relying on AI.