We refuse to do this if it would make any of you happy

Our plan is working

Unlike those "alt" "accounts" we are the "real" "whataburger"

At Whataburger, we don't need a blue check for y'all to know we're authentic. Our hatred for our customers is proof enough.

New corporate policy is to fulfill orders for banned customers, but your burger patties will be made of ground up roach legs. So if you think you're getting away with something, you're not.

I can assure you we are not fast

It's a great time to get some lunch at Whataburger for everyone except @itsmesleeves.bsky.social

Introducing Funfetti Milkshakes, now at Whataburger, for the person in your life who wants everyday to taste like birthday.

We didn't even spit on these

The Chophouse Cheddar Burger is now back on the menu!* *but only for the next hour while @xanderpussrex.bsky.social is too busy to get one

Luigi Mangione gets free whataburger for life Snitchass Mcdonalds employees pay double

This st paddy's day, we would like to remind our franchisees about our official corporate policy

World famous youtuber sleeves is now banned from every whataburger in the USA

What's your favorite specialty burger from whataburger? We need to know what not to bring back.

Try our new sentient hamburger. It actually screams in pain as you eat it until it goes into shock. Animal style!

Hide yo wife Hide yo Burgers, because the Whataburglar is here!

Eat me animal style

Get your Whataburger animal style

Come and eat your favorite fast food hamburger! Get them animal style!