happy May 19 to all who celebrate if you don't, then we've got nothing in common, no we can't talk at all

game 4 Wednesday night hell yeah more PWHL

@profanity.accountant i'm sure you'll find my feed as pure as the driven snow

i have a playlist of autumn-sounding songs I bust out every year and this is on it

i would, as always, do anything for Uggi PS: everybody read The Night Guest if you haven't

the Bears beat the Packers in the playoffs, the Bears are going to be better than the Packers this year, and Chicago is 20 times bigger than Green Bay and we're in your heads all the time

same

it's still dark here but the birds outside my window are already singing merrily cheer down, birds

kicks every ass in the neighborhood, goes downtown and kicks a few asses there, then comes back around and kicks every ass in the neighborhood again

are you not entertained?

SHES RIGHT YOU KNOW

PWHL finals game 2 btw Montreal and Ottawa is 1-1 going to the 3rd period absurd finish incoming

the video is godawful but the song absolutely slaps

good morning everyone

this is a picture you can hear

there was once a bar in Madison that had a list called Beers of Our Fathers Schlitz, Pabst, Old Style Blatz, even Rhinelander shorties if they were good enough for them, they're good enough for us

teaching is not why I drink well maybe today it is welcome to beer o'clock

i wrote a new thing about dirty magazines, car accidents, and Jack Klugman, in stereo

thats former Wisconsin Badger Abby Roque

Montreal sends the game to overtime with 2 seconds left just another night in the PWHL

no score in the Montreal-Ottawa PWHL game after one period which is news on par with the sunrise

Southern soul never got deeper

this should be a much bigger deal than the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductions

"In 1971, Downbeat magazine estimated that Crudup probably should have earned over $250,000—nearly $2 million today—from ‘That’s All Right’ as well as ‘My Baby Left Me,’ which Creedence Clearwater Revival recorded." Why ‘the father of rock ‘n’ roll’ barely got paid:

i am a Montreal Victoire fan, and this (gift-linked) story about their series win over the Minnesota Frost in the PWHL playoffs shows why you should watch women's hockey, friends it does not disappoint

to the extent that i care about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, which is not a lot anymore, Dewey Phillips should be in he's a hell of a lot more consequential than maybe a third of the people already in there

nobody asked for this

i am helping to proctor Advance Placement tests at a high school this morning it's the easiest money i've earned since i won two bucks on a scratcher

allez Victoire la Frost est mort

PWHL postponed last night's playoff game due to a health issue involving one team this morning i have learned that NHL bros think the sick team should have forfeited and also that women's hockey is bad because the players wear full face protection this is what toxic masculinity looks like

make a band out of two others Steely Dan Fogelberg (i hate myself for this)

"The seven-minute 1968 classic was recorded by everyone from Richard Harris to Donna Summer to 'Weird Al' on the way to being immortalized as Beetlejuice's would-be wedding song." A Walk Through ‘MacArthur Park’ — Jimmy Webb Tells the History of an Odd Pop Classic That Found New Life:

good morning everyone

Ottawa needed only one overtime plus one minute today slackers

it was Mother's Day a year ago that Ottawa and Montreal played four overtimes in the PWHL playoffs Ottawa and Boston are 3-3 after 60 minutes today, so get your pickle juice, we could be here for a while

if this catches on, Benson Boone owes me big

"What the microphone did was turn eavesdropping into a billion-dollar industry – one of the most controversial industries imaginable. As soon as we started communicating with wires, people were tapping into those wires to hear what was being said." How the Microphone Changed the Nature of Nosiness:

"the Italian-Norwegian dirigible expedition" sounds like a lost Monty Python sketch

hey more beer Fond du Lac Beer Company, Fond du Lac WI

our neverending beer tour continues at a place new to us, Hoya Hop Haus Brewing in Waupun, WI i'll buy you a beer if you can pronounce Waupun correctly

yesterday i met a 7th grader wearing a Ziggy Stardust T-shirt who says he has the album on vinyl the kids may be, in fact, alright

i woke up this morning and I got myself a beer the future's uncertain and the end is always near

just another night in the PWHL Ottawa beats Boston on a goal with 28 seconds left watch women's hockey, friends, for it does not disappoint

it's not right that Montreal and Minnesota have to play on back-to-back nights and opposite Boston and Ottawa tonight but it's awesome to be able to flick back and forth between two PWHL games

PWHL playoff doubleheader tonight hell yeah, live on YouTube all the cool kids are watching women's hockey

i wrote a new thing about an album that was once one of the most important CDs in a wedding DJ's arsenal

cosigned

Minnesota Frost, this you?

people can't handle my truth