"Last Christmas" has just come on in the pub and I heard several yells, from "fuck sake" to "ah shit" and other exclamations. Of course, I yelled "You've all been Whammed!!" with glee, as I went to Whamhalla two weeks ago. Misery loves company. 😂

Romero was destined to get a red today. He's been towing that line the whole second half. Absolute Muppet.

Isak injured and Liverpool's medical team brings on a body bag 😂

The Paul brothers are on an eternal dick-measuring contest (and I don't mean literal genitalia). What they fail to realise is, they are both fucking losers.

Cifuentes has to go now, right? Leicester are appalling.

A much-needed home win. Hopefully, an overdue injection of home form. Ohashi and Cantwell excellent throughout. Pratt and McLoughlin strong at the back. Litherland was very good. Gudjohnsen clinical when it mattered. Merry Christmas, you filthy Lions! #Rovers

Must be said, been impressed with the refereeing today. I don't think he's made a wrong call. #Rovers

Question for the Sky Sports commentator: who is Tronstence? 😂🙈 #Rovers

Maple is not impressed at being second to #Rovers in terms of my attention at the moment.

Litherland with a deserved ovation. Looks a capable stand-in while Alebiosu is at the AFCON. A very, very good senior debut for the lad. #Rovers

Wait... Millwall have a player called Billy Mitchell? 😂 Just wait until they realise he's actually West Ham through and through! #Rovers

If they were, judging by their calamitous defending Mad Friday in South East London sounds like a brilliant night out! 😂 #Rovers

OHASHIIIIIIII!!!!! Awful keeping again by the Millwall keeper, but I don't care. Much-needed good fortune in our favour for once!! #Rovers

I hate short corners. Hate them. But that was an incredible move. #Rovers

Litherland has looked well up for it. Really, really impressive start from him. #Rovers

THE ICEMAN COMETH!!!!!!!!!! #Rovers

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go Uh... okay? I ain't that desperate for money. 😂

Mad Friday, let's be 'avin' ya!! 🍻

Can this narcissistic twat kick the bucket already? Like, seriously. It's gross.

I know Spud Bros have the PNE shirt sponsorship to pay for, but £13.50 for a jacket spud with a filling and a drink?! Absolutely scandalous - even for Euro Garages prices.

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AI Dwayne Johnson can't scare you; we have The Rock at home, etc., etc.

Dude, same.

Opted to download Brilliant Diamond, which I bought for the Switch but didn't play much of (that I can recall). Which is weird because Gen VI is my favourite Gen. The Pokédex, the story, and the region are all the best available IMO.

It's like trying to put back together a Terry's Chocolate Orange ball. I am conceding defeat on this.... for now.

Starting to understand why it took the Galactic Empire 20 years to build the Death Star, because one TIE Fighter is taking me an eternity. (Though I am sure Grand Moff Tarkin had a better grasp of worker's procrastination, than I have of my own...)

Gotta love a bargain.

Post a non religious photo you think of as holy.

cat doing improv: alright, so im going to puke. now someone give me a location audience: floor! cat: i think i heard “couch or bed?”

My little heartbreaker. Who just dropped a hair bobble she was playing with, into my cup of coffee. Every day is an adventure with her 🤣♥️

Pokémon Legends Z-A isn't grasping me as much as I thought it would and I am finding myself distracted a lot. The main Pokémon series of games are generally slow at first, so I am sure I will eventually get into it. But right now, it's not keeping my attention.

Just FYI: it is absolutely, completely, 100% OK and recommended to laugh at this heartless CUNT of a President when he finally kicks the bucket - and, quite frankly, it's already long overdue.

So this is Christmas in Chez Bradshaw. 🎄🎁🎅🏻

Serious Puss in Boots vibes from her here though.

The tree is going up and Maple is not at all pleased that I have traded the plush tree skirt with a wicker one this year. Where else will this poor, clueless orange soul sleep? 😂

Rob Reiner was more than an incredible director and actor; he was a progressive voice of an intolerant generation that are determined to drag modern society into the past, where being anything but a white male places you in their crosshairs for hatred. For that, he is a legend. RIP Mr. Reiner.

Me, putting on Channel 4 (app) after work: Ad one: "Brian's been busy...." (Dominos) Ad two: "Hey, Sainsbury's!" Yes, I have been busy, and I work for Sainsbury's. Leave me alone, I'm tirrrrrrrrrrrred!

Me, playing Mario Kart World: "Why am I racing a cow?" Also, me: *races as a penguin*

I felt disgusted by FIFA's handing of the World Cup to Qatar, yet despite the obvious corruption, the tournament went down as a classic. The USA/MX/CA World Cup is proving to be worse. Pricing out fans to clearly make it exclusive to the wealthy elite; the constant sucking up go Trump by Infantino

Alarming performance. Our inability to kill games off or hold onto a lead is in need of being under scrutiny across the board - players and Val need questioning as it's been a growing issue. The injuries aren't an excuse. Woeful. #Rovers

Deserved. Defensively shocking today. #Rovers

YUKI 🎌 #Rovers

Pears is having one of "those games" that he is prone to having all too often. If Toth is fit, it's a no-brainer decision in goal. #Rovers

Me: *pulls faces at a three year old girl at work* Girl: "My mummy said it's rude to pull faces!" Well, that's me told...... 🤣

Looks like Chip Hazard in Small Soldiers 🤣

Yes, I read that as, "Shop RECTUMS." As did all of you. Do not lie. 😅

Switch/Switch 2 fam: SW-6391-3146-3818 - add me you gorgeous beings!

Today has been a good day, and one of the best days this shitty year has had to offer. A much needed bit of good fortune. ♥️

Not keen on the album (it's okay) but this song fucking slaps.