There's only one thing I want from year 38 on Earth... ...to finally get past The Fury. How is it I am a lot more experienced as a gamer, a thinker and a strategist, and yet, even with the advantage of an alternative playstyle and a massive screen, I STILL cannot get past this bastard? #MGSDelta

Level 38. Here's to getting older! 🎉

Great start to Level 38 (age 38 but I am a Pokénerd!) has resulted in 3 calls to O2, 2 to Monzo and still no refund, but only because the O2 agents I spoke to didn't actually tell me one piece of vital information, that could have prevented a lot of stress and phone calls. Happy birthday to me!

I have had to jump through so many hoops and over so many hurdles trying to get a bloody refund from O2, I am about ready to participate in Crufts.

I wonder what she's typing.... 😂😂😂

It's not my style of music at all, but the song on the Lexus LBX ad is so fucking chill, and I could see myself enjoying a relaxing drive at night with that on. No idea who the singer is, but I need to hunt the song down.

Whoever is in charge of the hiring at Rangers needs sacking as well. Martin's track record spoke for itself - he's not a good manager. Calling him the "outstanding" candidate upon his hiring speaks volumes.

Fucking hell, Kargbo nearly got a second then!! #Rovers

De Neve has been the game changer, and I think he and Cantwell could be lethal going forth. Guy needs to start next game. #Rovers

KARGBO!!!! Happy for him. A little bit of luck in there but that's what he needed. Now, please, keep proving the doubters - especially this bad boy right here typing this - wrong! #Rovers

De Neve actually has what Kargbo has and more. He has the pace and he's shown he can cross the ball. Bit much on it, but looks dangerous. I want Kargo but do well, but when it's not working you have to change course. De Neve looks an answer. #Rovers

Genuinely losing patience with Val. I don't agree with the abuse Kargbo was getting on social media, however, I believe the criticism is just. He has been consistently awful and his reluctance to track back when he lost the ball on Tuesday should be an alarm bell for Val. #Rovers

What a tackle Alebiosu!!!! #Rovers

Fuck sake. What happened to the rain? #Rovers

You know.... it might be worth a cheeky punt on BOTH Sheffield teams to be relegated this season. Wednesday's relegation is inevitable, but United have been utterly abysmal. But, hey, Sheff Utd are a FANTASTIC advertisement for AI if you ask me. /s

Now finished work and off for a couple of weeks. Straight next door for #Rovers

Glad Scott Wharton has committed his future to the club. Seems to be polarising of late, but he showed on his first start after a long layoff, what he can do. The important story here is, we are making moves to tie down players. #Rovers

In a matter of mere moments, my "wind proof" umbrella flipped inside out and broke, before flying at my face and knocking me square on my forehead and eyebrow, and the metal clip on my work trousers snapped off while walking home in this downpour. FML.

If I knew what a F'N hassle it was to pay off my existing contract and order a new phone from O2, I wouldn't have bloody bothered. Order didn't process despite taking money and emailing my new contract, now 10 working days, several visits to the local store and double digits in bus fare, and STILL!!

Considering current world events, I read that as, "Epstein" and now I am scared as to what Homer was reading.

I turn 38 in a few days, and the impending depression over the self-reminders of how close 40 is, have got me to thinking: 2020 doesn't count.... right? Dan Harmon was fired at the end of 2019 and returned post-Covid. 2020 was a gas leak year. Fuck you Father Time! I am turning 37.

I stand by this. Arguably at fault for their second by not tracking back when losing possession. Offers absolutely nothing. Not at fault for the result, but I have lost patience with him completely. Give De Neve more chances, Val. For the love of god.

Useless. #Rovers

Kargbo needs to start proving me wrong, because from what I have seen, he's useless. #Rovers

Can't fault us there. That was a superb volley. #Rovers

Captain Cantwell back to silence the doubters 😍 #Rovers

I ain't gonna side with Zionists, but gotta say, it's absolutely hilarious how the WWE always manage to "accidently" stumble backwards into the worst PR incidents. www.thejc.com/news/israel/...

Sleep disturbed by several phone calls from a taxi driver from local firm. Waiting for mum and nan outside of Manchester Airport. Can't get hold of mum. I rang, her phone is off. No response from nana. Flight set off from Bulgaria 8 hours ago. Anxiety now well and truly through the roof!

And as I post this, Bowen scores a lovely goal #EVEWHU

Nuno already looks fed-up at West Ham. 😂 #EVEWHU

This is how Vince Russo thought Kennel of Hell would go.

What a fucking depressing state this country has become. And no, I ain't scrubbing over names. These absolute CUNTS deserve to be exposed for who they are. If I had the patience, I'd expose the lot of them.

*woman sings Something Inside So Strong on karaoke* Guy at the bar: "Fun fact: this song is about someone getting an Action Man stuck up their arse!" 😂😂😂

Deserved loss. Really should have been 4 or 5 to be honest. Andy Bayes and Kevin Gallacher were brutally honest about our performance today. I wonder if #Rovers are gonna ban BBC Radio Lancashire now?

3-0. May as fucking well. #Rovers

Me right now (IYKYK)... #Rovers

Also, I am tired of Kargbo getting chances above De Neve when he's simply not cutting it. All that pace and absolutely nothing else. #Rovers

And that's game over. Can't say we haven't deserved it because we have. Absolutely pathetic performance. Looking forward to Elliot Jackson's ratings... #Rovers

Cantwell has been awful today, and we really need him to rally the rest of the squad. #Rovers

For the love of god, can we wake the fuck up. #Rovers

Regularly scheduled "EFL officiating is shit" post. #Rovers

We are in desperate need of a spark. #Rovers

We have been poor. #Rovers

If you see this, post a bridge.

Billions, you say? There's 7 billion people on the planet, and we don't take up ⅐ of that. Honestly, it's no wonder this country is so fucked when people listen to idiots like this. Starmer and Labour deserve criticism, but at least be fucking factual.

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The far-right: "Stop using Nazi as an insult!" Also, the far-right:

I have lived up to my Chandler nickname tonight - albeit unintentionally, as the back arms of my computer chair came loose, thus the back of it flipped out when I rested against it and subsequently went arse over tea kettle onto the floor. Ow. 🤕

This tiger loaf has been in the oven too long. Extra toasty looking.

Not everything has gone according to plan for me this week, and I am currently in a battle with my phone provider over missing money paid which has been a little stressful, but I can't recall time off work being this mentally refreshing in a long time. I usually get bored and pine to go back! 😂