JamesThatsSo
@james.atrament.us
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Made a thing
8 months ago
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Going on one of those strange addiction shows (my addiction is buying battle passes)
8 months ago
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Sometimes I die in a video game and "Switching to your secondary is always faster than reloading" plays in my head like a loading screen tip
8 months ago
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I'm the white Xi Jinping
8 months ago
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In retrospect it's kind of insane the Smash Bros Brawl theme was an opera in Latin
8 months ago
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An underrated highlight of cons is seeing the salespeople's faces light up when you ask if they take cash. Those mfers do not want to pay their taxes
9 months ago
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Cons are crazy cause I had a situation where on my right were career comic book artists who's names probably hold a lot of weight to the right people and on my left was someone trying to sell me art of Cloud Final Fantasy in homosexual situations
9 months ago
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I can't believe I have to listen to my boss, a man I am almost assuredly better at video games than
9 months ago
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I miss Temu so bad
9 months ago
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ODing on alpha male vitality pills
9 months ago
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I'm still down like $5k from where I was before tarrifs I hate this fuckass president
9 months ago
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Doing one of those YouTube videos where I eat fries from every fast food restaurant in the country but all I do is moan while I eat them and offer not constructive feedback or rating
10 months ago
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Every day I log on and call ChatGPT a pussy so that when the robots finally take over they'll blow my shit off animal style
10 months ago
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Statistically I have spent 2% of my time on this Earth playing Splatoon. An average of 1 out of 50 hours of my life.
10 months ago
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The government accidentally added me to a group chat where they said you like boys haha
10 months ago
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It's crazy they named that place Autism Texas
11 months ago
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I wish Splatoon was good
11 months ago
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If they could get the Rizzler to do military propaganda, Canada would be ours by nightfall
11 months ago
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Blew a red light and whispered to myself "I'm ulting"
11 months ago
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FaZe up
11 months ago
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Going back in time and performing my own circumcision
11 months ago
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I ask ChatGPT to explain philosophical concepts to me as if it was a Gen Z teen so that I can understand them better
11 months ago
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America did so good at convincing everyone that ruling the world was something we did out of the kindness of our hearts that Republicans want to tear it down because they hate kindness
11 months ago
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Finally tried to get ChatGPT to do my job and it did it wrong so basically it's fully ready to replace me
11 months ago
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Explaining Ozempic to one of those guys who think Persona 5 invented jazz music: So imagine if the phantom thieves only targeted fat people
11 months ago
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They call me the human ChatGPT the way I make shit up and can't follow simple instructions
11 months ago
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The F in RFK Jr also stands for Fortnite
12 months ago
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I don't know if I'll ever mentally accept $70 games because video games literally defined my mental image of $60. I see something else that's $60 and I'm like yeah that's 1 video game. Now I'm supposed to pay more than a video game for a video game? Insanity
12 months ago
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What if, instead of children, they were really into the YouTuber Fred and we called them Fredifiles
12 months ago
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Voting for whoever sends me less spam texts
over 1 year ago
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Designing a gun with an AI camera that'll only fire when it detects a Funko Pop
over 1 year ago
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If I could go back in time I'd buy a bunch of Bitcoin and stream Fortnite on Twitch in 2017
over 1 year ago
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Trappin out the bando
over 1 year ago
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fortnit
over 1 year ago
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hamburger,,,
about 2 years ago
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I used to operate the espresso machine at a breakfast place and sometimes people would come in and order weird shit Starbucks made up and we'd have to be like dude that's not real you've been gaslit
over 2 years ago
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Wordle 829 4/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
over 2 years ago
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Evangelion
over 2 years ago
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Updated my handle
over 2 years ago
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Sonic Adventure 2 Battle
over 2 years ago
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Super Mario....
over 2 years ago
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