I’m so glad we spent $15 on this … cat stand?

Do not disturb. #catnap

I’m Little Red Riding Cat. Nice to meet you.

I’m very interested in what’s going on in the window behind you. #cats

I’m helping dads assemble the IKEA cabinet they bought to hold all my stuff like toys and litter liners. #cats

I’m a little eepy. #cats

It gets tiring being vigilant all the time. Sometimes I need a break. #hedgewatch

It’s dream time for kitty. #cats

My dads keep putting this red blanket over me when I sleep on the couch. I guess they want me to be a warm kitty? #cats

What do you mean I’m not supposed to be up here? It’s a box, isn’t it? #cats

Fine, I guess I will tolerate this "hug" thing. For a minute. #cats

Hey Dad, when you’re done playing your game you should tell Papa he needs a new chair. #cats

I don’t mind being called a lap cat. #cats

Ugh why did you wake me up? I’m going back to sleep. #cats

No, I don’t want to tell you why I decided to loaf on the bathroom rug. I can’t maintain an air of feline mystery if I explain everything. #cats

Hey Papa, can it be my turn to play Pokopia, please? #cats

I TOUCH Papa. I touch his arm like the ... football?

EXCUSE me! I am trying to do my business in private, you know! #cats

What is this weird thing spinning around?

May I offer you some beans?

If you want to pass, you’ll have to answer my riddle.

My dads put on "Cat TV" for me. I got a little too excited and attacked the TV.

I am baby.

The Princess and the Pea, 2026, cat on textiles

you WASH Otto? you wash his body like the dishrag? oh! oh! jail for fathers! and the groomer! jail for One Thousand Years!!!!

Shhh! I’m watching my stories! It’s Days of our 9 Lives.

A sleeping cat in three acts.

Saw Dad through the window while I was practicing my dignified pose.

Contemplating my reflection. What is the self? What is for dinner?

You’re in the kitchen and you’re not feeding me? How very dare!

Papa was going to teach me to play a video game, but I fell asleep instead.

Who needs a cat bed when you have a people bed?

I flopped over to beg for attention in front of Dad while he was walking, but all he did was take a picture. 😾

Otto doesn't quite know what to make of this earthquake

A long shift at the bakery. #purrs

I went inside my scratcher house when I thought nobody was looking, but Papa surprised me when I came out. 🙀

I decided to do “cinnamon roll” instead of “shrimp” today.

The V-E-T told my dads that I have FIV. I'm still a very healthy young cat, but I do have ginjy... jumja... gum disease. I live inside now, so I'm sure I'll be fine. #cats

You called? #cats

Beans! #cats

I decided I didn’t like the way my tail was moving. Couldn’t get it to stop, though. Kinda got a little mad at it.

It really is much too bright in here. Won’t someone please turn down the sun? #cats

There was a bird, okay? Up in the tree. It was justified! #cats

I like snoozing in my tower. I’m less fond of people waking me up with a camera. #cats

Disappointed at losing the battle with my tail. #sigh

I decided I didn’t like the way my tail was moving. Couldn’t get it to stop, though. Kinda got a little mad at it.

The first time I climbed up in Dad’s lap. I was still very new in my home, but I already knew I liked them. #cats

Otto, the #TransitCat of the day, reminds you to thank your transit workers!💜

I don’t always cross my paws, but … #cats

You can tell a cat really loves you when he chooses "hang out in the same room with the humans" over "going to eat food"