Mamdani is gonna implement Shalimar law. Everyone is going to have to wear the perfume or one of the flankers.

I went shopping very early today because of the heatwave. Met someone at the park who very much wanted to follow me home. Unfortunately, his owner disagreed with that, and so I had to leave without the little pup. 🐶

@brunthebear.bsky.social Picnicking, are you? 😁

This was posted anonymously. I sadly do not know who the author is.

cc @brunthebear.bsky.social

I just came back from the local street market. Heh - a market trader greeted me with Slava Ukraini. #NAFO

@kaimatai.bsky.social Hey, Kai... 😈

Tanan kele, tänne on jostain tullut tun torakoita. Oon tilannut kunnalta torjunnan, mutten ole saanut päivämäärää vielä. Joten toistaiseksi joudun hävittämään niitä aina nähdessäni käsipelillä. 😡

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The Times 🇬🇧

Details of Donald Trump’s revised state visit have been leaked: -Uber from Luton Airport to Windsor -Sausage roll from Greggs -Prince Andrew to entertain Melania as King & Mr Trump watch Loose Women on telly -Banquet at Wetherspoons. -Mr Trump to retire to Slough Travelodge. 🇬🇧🇺🇸

The Times 🇬🇧

Blockety block.

St Luigi, pray for Europe and Ukraine.

Situation explained by Banksy.

The Times 🇬🇧

JD Vance is a hypocrite

Do you use Chrome or Edge and have had enough of the Orange Felon's gurning face? There is a solution, namely Make America Kittens Again. The add-on replaces the hateful mug with cute kittens.

...and back to Sword Coast. At least whacking (ok, shooting, as I'm playing an elven ranger) baddies for keeps is very legal in there. 😈

@sarcasticsmall.bsky.social Up for air, for a change. I've had a streaming marathon of Nordic series, including all 9 seasons of Beck. It sure took me a while. 🤓

Finally finished my Beck streaming marathon. All 9 seasons, every episode film-lenght. Phew!

If you see this, post an archer. 🏹

Post a pic you took with no description to bring some zen to the timeline

Happy New Year!

RIP Jimmy Carter.

My mum is not happy with our new fridge door.. Should I keep it or get a new one? #StarWars #HanSolo