Men are not allowed to rest😌 If you see a man idle, make sure to break something😈🥶

Roadside assistance took an hour longer than the original eta bc the call ahead of me was for a dog locked in a bmw and the owner took almost an hour to “think about” whether they should sign the damage waiver and let the guy pop the locks (feels like -18c here btw) 🫠👍

No, no, it’s good that ford wants to build more casinos in Niagara Falls because then I can go win the cold hard cash to pay for my private healthcare

Adding “gong show” to my list of things that americans apparently do not know

Canadian HPAI fans reacting extremely normally

Minimizing COVID-19 is maximizing social harm One of the best articles I've read all year because it centers social justice and equity. Published today Gift link 🎁 www.thespec.com/opinion/cont...

"Because of intense research on Covid over the past five years, scientists now know that it directly damages the endothelium, or lining, of blood vessels in the heart and lungs." Free gift article

Coworkers talking nonstop about this cash for gold business that moved in next door. Call me over to the window to see when the guy walks out into the parking lot (his back to us). My brain flips to cia surveillance mode and recognizes him by his gait as my next door neighbour I’ve never spoken to

I love being told by a former central banker that I need to get ready for “challenges” and “sacrifices” when it comes to my economic future

Japanese novavax at a little clinic in a residential area, I will miss you next vaccine time

Getting the full Tokyo experience (getting pushed onto a packed train with no ac by station staff which then does an emergency stop and completely powers down)

Hate to give it up to a white boy in a skullet, but he is playing the public airport baby grand quite beautifully

Afternoon imax showing of OBAA audience definitely had more women than men

Don’t like speed cameras, complain, then speeding is basically legalized in Ontario. Don’t like bedtime and doing homework, complain, then ________

the business brained freaks in the Liberal party don’t understand that Canada Post is a SERVICE and if there are “losses” the answer is to close the funding gap in order to sustainably provide that service. Or, they’re pretending to not understand so they can kill CP on purpose

As a workplace fire survivor, I think I should be allowed to skip doing a fire drill that involves going outside if it’s supposed to pour all day

When you see a silicone meat chopper in a food video, you know you’re in for some bullshit

I keep getting ads to “visit South Carolina” wonder what’s up with that

Hi all. It’s tremendously important that between now and Aug 19 (deadline) that you provide public comment to CSA on the newest revisions to Z94.4: selection, use, and care of respirators. For the first time ever it includes healthcare. Must make CSA account. publicreview.csa.ca/Home/Details...

Found out today that a coworker went to the jays game last night and ate 8 $1 hotdogs with no toppings, just dipped in beer. Cannot wait to berate him when he shows up tomorrow about how his bad vibes ruined the jays’ home game win streak

Friend group has become too tim robinson-coded because yes ok fine i ordered and ate a dog ice cream because i ate 2 dinners and couldn’t eat a whole ice cream cone but they really did not have to point out it was a full moon and then start calling me a werewolf. They didn’t need to do that at all!

Think I finally got thru to my dad that he needs to be wearing n95 especially at urgent care/hospital appts because he asked me if I can order some more for him☺️

There is something so irritating about the subway interview man who wears the sunglasses and brown coat. Not even sure what because I can’t make it thru a whole interview

Welcome to the weekend round 2

If he does Conservative policies (like he is currently doing) then he effectively has a majority in all but name.

Friend showed me the book she is reading that’s loosely based on Rumpelstiltskin which reminded me I used to be terrified of the story. Any time my parents read it to me I would cry and have nightmares. Something about an imp having a tantrum and stomping thru the floor really freaked me out I guess

Lake Erie is international waters (USGS research vessel allowed to sail over here from Sandusky, OH and check out our fish)

and in terms of covid, but also generally, we’re all the underclass, in relation to billionaires. Splitting regular folks into “disabled” and “non disabled” in this way just undermines solidarity.

Friend told me when she was younger like maybe 25yrs ago she got a speeding ticket around Rochester while trying to come back to Canada and the trooper yelled at her that “this isn’t the qew” but I find it shocking that he would have known about the qew. Been thinking about this since this morning

New thing I’ve seen about EDC guys is to carry proof of both parents’ surnames on the American civil war registry as proof of citizenship lol (it’s not)

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The investors are from South Africa and Dubai??

Been surprisingly easy to turn my manager against AI by saying that anytime microsoft dynamics is slow or sucks in general, it is due to ai nonsense trying to autofill suggestions and slowing the whole page down

I’ve seen the new Housing Minister and others say this week that house price trends in Canada are basically the same as in other G7 countries. That simply isn’t true, as Hanif Bayat showed in a recent Globe piece. We really do have a made-in-Canada problem.

Everybody talking about how evil or good looking new Housing Minister Gregor Robertson is but nobody talking about how he has CCP ties (distant relative of Dr. Norman Bethune)

Finally looked up a sleep token song after several people recommending them and disliked it so much I reported it on spotify

They just sit for 20-30min at a time and I am obsessed

What exactly does dr kieran moore do all day

"About half of B.C. and Ontario’s respective medical lab sectors are now U.S. owned." By @maddidellplain.bsky.social healthydebate.ca/2025/04/topi...

ahh yeah here he comes. our little hotshot peanut little PP pierre poliviver. looks like he brought a dîner à emporter, smart

Forgot to post yesterday that on the plane I saw at least 6 people watching Conclave

Learned a new bit of SovCit lexicology from an Alberta ucp freak’s arrest video—to understand means to stand under something

We should be allowed to vote for candidates in other ridings especially if there’s a particularly interesting guy running as an independent

Had to phone a Quebec company and chose English option but the robot voice has a Quebec accent

I don’t think I grasp the current political climate enough to understand why my neighbour, who has never flown a flag on his property, is suddenly displaying the union jack

2 clients in a row saying they don’t think it would be worthwhile trying to get new life insurance bc of all the cardiac issues they have since catching covid. Cool world we have to live in now

It’s funny when pro-landlord people use the rebuttal that it’s not leeching off renters (customers) bc the other option is to leech off an employer. Girl, you need to think more highly of yourself!! Getting paid by your employer for work you do is not leeching !!!

New daily affirmation: I will not be lectured about the importance of voting in carney. I was raised by a real chretien hater, you were not

Love how we can see comments on podcast episodes on spotify now. Very cool to see that one guy commented on an episode about tattooing and the American far right that he will no longer be tuning in

Found an account dedicated to yelling in replies that carney is a Marxist Leninist but then their original posts were saying carney is Canada’s trump