*thinks better of it* never mind

What's a normal amount of porn to look at at work

The psychosexual role that a clown occupies in a society cannot be overstated, this is to say you shouldn't feel a sense of shame or guilt for your feelings towards them because it is something every single person experiences on a subconscious level

Why do they make heterosexual British perverts so gay

KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.

Relayer by Yes seems like a good album to have an intimate experience playing in the background

I used to be a top notch seed sprayer. Now? Not so much

I'm being led to believe that Tomodachi Life is a video game about giving your favorite characters cigarettes

I won't lie I was concerntrolling on a Catholic forum this morning

If I was on space ghost and he asked me what my superpowers were I would say I have the ability to be 45 minutes away from any location

Trans girl that needs to get The Surgery and it's a circumcision

Showing a cute girl way too faded at Burger King and she's kicking her feet laughing this is what life is all about yodie family

Dog my nipples are straight up getting puffy what the hell do they put in this HRT stuff

Mewgenics

they found count dracula in the epstein files

"What would YOU do VS a 7 foot Eunuch" - my attempt at starting a conversation with my boss at work today

youtu.be/yTU5pN4HUNA?... Watching this video like a Grande Dame actress smoking a cigarette in a dark room saying to myself "I used to be so beautiful"

An album so swagful from work

it gets bigger when I kara-cancel it

It's really hard to prepare for the fact that a lot of flirting is unfortunately just improv

Heated Rivalry would be an awesome show to watch on an airplane

Guy in the uma musame world: fuuuuck I gotta piss like a race horse

And She Was came on the work playlist at work so I had a good day today

I'll say it I miss taters

Geese Howard Gay Adventures

Happy birthday to 3 different guilty gear characters because daisuke ishiwatari is an insane person

I always had a crush on the DS1 undead moss merchant I think she's cute

What's up gamers I'm eating a whole bag of peas

Todd Howard must be sacrificing his life force to make elder scrolls 6 why are you so old man

Is anyone else getting the game awards curated steam search bar?

I haven't seen anyone talk about NNN this year probably because people need jerking off more than ever in these trying times

It's really important that you do not like the people you look to for political insight

Tf2 is like the Roman empire for a lot of gamers and they somehow manage to be even more annoying about it

Every day I get "wahoos" and "yippees" from my friends through DMs. This is because I have cultivated a Super Mario Friendship

You'll hear the sound of a lotus petal landing on the surface of a lake before you hear me make a sound while jerking off

hard to admit it but my dad kinda looks like if Hideo Kojima was a portly white guy

The pathetic and sensitive pervert who gets satisfaction from telling a beautiful woman "sorry"

what does this symble mean

CITY is so peam

I wish I could comment "I'm going to kill you" beneath LinkedIn posts without dooming myself to a life of infinite hell

silksong is maybe the definition of a 9/10 game

bunch of guys at my old local used to make fun of a guy for once eating his own cum and its like are you fucking stupid. You literally have to eat your own cum to get ensouled

Online right wing accelerationist who things that cities are the most dangerous place in the world because he is worried about jungle camps

Just stepped out of Penn Station and I swear to god I just heard mid boss spawn

Rubbing my temples with my eyes clothes my head so red you can see at least 3 veins popping off my sweaty forehead: "the first wojak president will be elected in 2040"

I've always been charmed by how positively gamers react to gay ship fanart of characters from their games even for stuff like deadlock. They understand the fujo mandate of heaven

Those stupid fuckin babies were right I really do love phone more than I love god

Had a movement that straight up looked like the elephants foot

Peed in a cup and they said my urine was awesome