You'll hear the sound of a lotus petal landing on the surface of a lake before you hear me make a sound while jerking off

hard to admit it but my dad kinda looks like if Hideo Kojima was a portly white guy

The pathetic and sensitive pervert who gets satisfaction from telling a beautiful woman "sorry"

what does this symble mean

CITY is so peam

I wish I could comment "I'm going to kill you" beneath LinkedIn posts without dooming myself to a life of infinite hell

silksong is maybe the definition of a 9/10 game

bunch of guys at my old local used to make fun of a guy for once eating his own cum and its like are you fucking stupid. You literally have to eat your own cum to get ensouled

Online right wing accelerationist who things that cities are the most dangerous place in the world because he is worried about jungle camps

Just stepped out of Penn Station and I swear to god I just heard mid boss spawn

Rubbing my temples with my eyes clothes my head so red you can see at least 3 veins popping off my sweaty forehead: "the first wojak president will be elected in 2040"

I've always been charmed by how positively gamers react to gay ship fanart of characters from their games even for stuff like deadlock. They understand the fujo mandate of heaven

Those stupid fuckin babies were right I really do love phone more than I love god

Had a movement that straight up looked like the elephants foot

Peed in a cup and they said my urine was awesome

animation is just another word for lying to people

I make her laugh to completion

I feel like in the current climate pascals wager completely flips cause being Christian seems to subject you to practices and beliefs that would most likely send you to hell while setting such a bad example for others that st peter probably can't fault you from being turned off to the whole thing

Does Marvel Tokon have standard grabs?

Hell is truly the ultimate cope

DK Bananza Review:

No one is above posting

Roommates got me watching G Gundam and it's crazy fun cause the guy has an attack called Shining Finger where he points his hand all shiny like and then wins the fight

when i turn on the washing machine it sounds like the beginning of break stuff

All im saying is that when Elon Musk goes full Budd Dwyer (which has a solid chance of happening this year) im gonna be one of the first people to put the tf2 soldier helmet on him a few frames before he pulls the trigger and caption it "when you load into pl_upward and your team has 7 spies"

really good for Gabe Newell that he aged into a Santa Clause it def helps with keeping his public image positive and remembered so fondly

Raising Cane's Bathroom Nightmare

i'm not mousey i'm impish at best

Putting the cart in front of the horse in front of the stick in front of the carrot

I think I could get really funny if I owned a firearm

As glad as I am Capcom is getting its milage out of the RE to engine I don't think I like how it seems to be limiting the art direction of all the games on it

Tondo has tragic implications where spiderman will fuck ino instead of morrigan

they done gave margit judgement cut

Tiktok pooping duet

yuuuuuuup

I wasnt feeling the guilty gear anime all that much up to a certain point but then it hit the point where every gear story shines the brightest which was "guilty gear and his friends have to save this whole god dang earth"

I think God could be a post

Joe Biden nasty prostate is up to no good

masturbating is akin to a humble river trout finally reaching the top of a waterfall

I put myself in a Seinfeld situation

Not a grower or a shower, just a knower

Philly strivers are pretty cool and welcoming

C'est business

Really wish more of strive Twitter stuck with bluesky because everytime I'm linked to a gear post over there I don't have to scroll far before I see SkullShapeCrusader1488 and Artoriasofthedankabyss getting up to their old tricks

DMC anime kinda drops the ball in the back half but it's still probs like a 5 or 6 out of 10

Everyone in the PNW fgc discord wants me carnally

maybe its because I am only halfway through the netflix dmc series but idk why people are calling it mean spirited

Don't even step at me because I'm discovering secret techniques every day

Going on a year long journey in the mountains to get better at gear and i come back a girl but my performance at the game is largely the same except I'm just a little better at teching throws

It's kinda crazy coming from Vancouver to Philadelphia because I used to get self conscious about the fact that so many people I knew had a compost bin but me, I am now finding out that people in Philly don't even recycle