An album so swagful from work

it gets bigger when I kara-cancel it

It's really hard to prepare for the fact that a lot of flirting is unfortunately just improv

Heated Rivalry would be an awesome show to watch on an airplane

Guy in the uma musame world: fuuuuck I gotta piss like a race horse

And She Was came on the work playlist at work so I had a good day today

I'll say it I miss taters

Geese Howard Gay Adventures

Happy birthday to 3 different guilty gear characters because daisuke ishiwatari is an insane person

I always had a crush on the DS1 undead moss merchant I think she's cute

What's up gamers I'm eating a whole bag of peas

Todd Howard must be sacrificing his life force to make elder scrolls 6 why are you so old man

Is anyone else getting the game awards curated steam search bar?

I haven't seen anyone talk about NNN this year probably because people need jerking off more than ever in these trying times

It's really important that you do not like the people you look to for political insight

Tf2 is like the Roman empire for a lot of gamers and they somehow manage to be even more annoying about it

Every day I get "wahoos" and "yippees" from my friends through DMs. This is because I have cultivated a Super Mario Friendship

You'll hear the sound of a lotus petal landing on the surface of a lake before you hear me make a sound while jerking off

hard to admit it but my dad kinda looks like if Hideo Kojima was a portly white guy

The pathetic and sensitive pervert who gets satisfaction from telling a beautiful woman "sorry"

what does this symble mean

CITY is so peam

I wish I could comment "I'm going to kill you" beneath LinkedIn posts without dooming myself to a life of infinite hell

silksong is maybe the definition of a 9/10 game

bunch of guys at my old local used to make fun of a guy for once eating his own cum and its like are you fucking stupid. You literally have to eat your own cum to get ensouled

Online right wing accelerationist who things that cities are the most dangerous place in the world because he is worried about jungle camps

Just stepped out of Penn Station and I swear to god I just heard mid boss spawn

Rubbing my temples with my eyes clothes my head so red you can see at least 3 veins popping off my sweaty forehead: "the first wojak president will be elected in 2040"

I've always been charmed by how positively gamers react to gay ship fanart of characters from their games even for stuff like deadlock. They understand the fujo mandate of heaven

Those stupid fuckin babies were right I really do love phone more than I love god

Had a movement that straight up looked like the elephants foot

Peed in a cup and they said my urine was awesome

animation is just another word for lying to people

I make her laugh to completion

I feel like in the current climate pascals wager completely flips cause being Christian seems to subject you to practices and beliefs that would most likely send you to hell while setting such a bad example for others that st peter probably can't fault you from being turned off to the whole thing

Does Marvel Tokon have standard grabs?

Hell is truly the ultimate cope

DK Bananza Review:

No one is above posting

Roommates got me watching G Gundam and it's crazy fun cause the guy has an attack called Shining Finger where he points his hand all shiny like and then wins the fight

when i turn on the washing machine it sounds like the beginning of break stuff

All im saying is that when Elon Musk goes full Budd Dwyer (which has a solid chance of happening this year) im gonna be one of the first people to put the tf2 soldier helmet on him a few frames before he pulls the trigger and caption it "when you load into pl_upward and your team has 7 spies"

really good for Gabe Newell that he aged into a Santa Clause it def helps with keeping his public image positive and remembered so fondly

Raising Cane's Bathroom Nightmare

i'm not mousey i'm impish at best

Putting the cart in front of the horse in front of the stick in front of the carrot

I think I could get really funny if I owned a firearm

As glad as I am Capcom is getting its milage out of the RE to engine I don't think I like how it seems to be limiting the art direction of all the games on it

Tondo has tragic implications where spiderman will fuck ino instead of morrigan

they done gave margit judgement cut