Calling all True Everton Puritans open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

Can anyone remember that shop in Islington, around Britannia way(ish) I think, that used to get good clobber in? It was a big room, floorboards, vague I know. Going back 20 years or so.

Bit on Ian Ross open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

a chum is after a spare for Chels if anyone knows of one ta. Everton end - he's a LOSER

Is Spotify wrapped designed to hammer home just how much of it is all behind you? Cos if so, kudos.

Lee Dixon said what? All the hot blues action you need, including a return from some of the WSAG mag lot (who feature the boy @badwool9 in the first issue) open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

Has Grealish passed it yet? Moyes' reign of terror continues open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

Looking to speak to anyone who has invested in classic cars (ideally) or any other "passion asset" (wine, art etc) #prrequest #journorequest

Looking to speak to anyone who has invested in classic cars (ideally) or any other "passion asset" (wine, art etc) #prrequest #journorequest

Destruction Toffees & Mayhem

So long, Hitman. Plus, Everton channel inner "search for Spock" open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

Surely we aren't all going to let the V11 footballers suffer? Let's have a whip-round gofund.me/7e742b07

"It’s only three games in but Everton seem to have players who expect to win and, as we saw on Saturday against Wolves, will have a scrap." open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

What’s our name?

If you're over 40(ish) could you fill in this sheet with a few things you've heard/seen/read that you enjoyed please? Ideally last 12 months but doesn't need to be. Ta docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

If you're over 40(ish) could you fill in this sheet with a few things you've heard/seen/read that you enjoyed please? Ideally last 12 months but doesn't need to be. Ta docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

How to do crisis comms. If you're thrown in, here are some tips www.two-footed.com/post/how-to-...

Looking to speak to anyone who has a phobia of using public toilets and is going to Glastonbury. Really, I am. #journorequest

Looking to speak to anyone who has a phobia of using public toilets and is going to Glastonbury. Really, I am. #journorequest

Two tickets to Leftfield at Brixton tonight twckts.com/e7cBE #Twickets

‘Creepiest pub sign 2025’ competition is now closed

Redo of the efc daily twitter video, which had Coldplay underneath it. There seems to be a competition for the most maudlin reaction to them leaving (fine if that’s your thing). But this is what Goodison is to me: raucous, angry, brilliant.

Lots of stuff about Goodison features quite sad music, which is understandable. This is a contrast to that. Bit of HK, bit of Carter, and sounds from the away end at Fulham. on.soundcloud.com/ZfvCokQDLHxA...

The away end - the last gasp of Premier League socialism (contains Fulham @stabiloffc.bsky.social ) mckeownn.substack.com/p/the-last-c...

The away end - the last gasp of Premier League socialism (contains Fulham @stabiloffc.bsky.social ) mckeownn.substack.com/p/the-last-c...

Here’s a few words on Andy. Using your picture - stitch THAT, loser! open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

If anyone lost a ring during Saturday's game while at the merch stall... we've found it. DM us!

#journorequest I'm looking to speak to someone aged 16-29 who has suffered/is suffering from loneliness.

Last chance to sign up for this free @csofutures.com webinar. A provocative title for sure, but an important consideration. Can growth and sustainability ever be compatible? #Marketing #Sustainability zoom.us/webinar/regi...

Freaks, geeks and your mum mckeownn.substack.com/p/freaks-gee...

Some absolute emperor-level shithousing from Newcastle there. And for Liverpool, they have the consolation of winning the premier league when no one else could be arsed with it. Football the winner for me, Clive.

You know those guitars that have, like, double strings?

Mm’hmm

Coat news lols

Any west Midlands-based women who have suffered from anxiety available for a quick chat for possible case study today please? #journorequest

Watched the last funboy last night. One of the funniest endings to anything I’ve seen in ages. The punchline by the superb Ele McKenzie nearly got lost in the guffaws.

The day-trip, grand-a-match fans that the clubs - Everton included - are so desperately chasing will never supply the moments we saw at the end of the derby. Because they will only ever be viewers - they will never be part of it. Never live it. open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

Ofcom luurrrveee report - key finding, 28% of men are liars www.linkedin.com/posts/neil-m...

That second one might be the worst of them. Rewinding the game back so you can perfomatively drop to your knees when the goal goes in again. Absolutely peak Tele Reds

A fitting end to 40-plus years of watching #Everton at Goodison Park mckeownn.substack.com/p/a-fitting-...

@willhawkes.bsky.social heard last night the fella who runs the Blythe is jacking it in. Heard owt?

The first of a few videos where I walk around in the cold telling people why they shouldn't hire me for their PR stuff. www.two-footed.com/post/everyon...

Rock steady Eddie.

Stretford Groundside. 1988. Members: £3.00 entry Adjusted to inflation for 2024= £8.16 Kids tickets for members at United currently = £66. We need a government inquiry into football ticket prices. #mufc

Don’t get involved with - or understand - the culture wars. But word reaches me that the wife’s dad won’t go to the Globe Theatre cos fellas dressing as women, and vice-versa, is ‘woke nonsense’.His wife’s protests that it’s what they did in Shakespeare’s day have been dismissed

Sharing some of my favourite articles I’ve done for @terraceedition.bsky.social. This one’s on Port Vale and the perseverance of the working class game. I’m pleased to see them doing so well this season. #pvfc www.terraceedition.com/home-haute/p...

Rapid fire animation with equally quick sound

is there a way to follow a load of people at once? I want to follow back a load but have to keep doing them one at a time - like a chump!

If in doubt, give it to Dwight open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...