Didn't have "mama duck and her cute fuzzy ducklings walking along the median on the Circ this morning" on my bingo card. Hope they are safe and found their way.

About to play Census Roulette. Which version did we get?

Sleep?

PSA: there’s a second season of Million Dollar Secret on Netflix if that’s your thing.

Ernie! 🐶⚾️🏟️

So nice watching a home game without Sparkle Jacket Guy.

@hannahr.bsky.social Happy Birthday to you! 🥳

📋 600 Career RBIs ✅ Congratulations, Vladdy 💥

Lauren is super interesting and informative in explaining things. I also learned the crew did not perish in the actual explosion we all saw.

I can’t believe they shot him in this pose. It’s so classic Dr. Robby and honestly I find it so 🥵 and can’t figure out why but to see it as one of the poses is 🤩

Going to a garage karaoke party tomorrow night. What are your bets on songs that will be ̶m̶u̶r̶d̶e̶r̶e̶d̶ sung?

Just let Finn out for a run and I can hear the peepers 🥰

Teddy Swims is live at Coachella. www.youtube.com/live/nkzM4jb...

Vacation!

Fantastic Friday! #BlueJays50 FINAL: Blue Jays 10, Twins 4

What a great appetizer on this weekend’s Jays game menu.

#BlueJays win, 10-4. A fantastic comeback win. Vladdy’s hitting rockets. Davis Schneider needs to play as much as possible. Brandon Valenzuela looks like a big-leaguer. They’re 6-7.

So many milestones in this game for some of the Jays .

Davis’ walk up song is such a bit of joy each time, isn’t it? 🥰

27 stolen for 27! That was a fantastic steal 🤩

Adam thinks Ernie should be batting second in the lineup. He’s always very chill so he can mess with pitchers and he would raise Vladdy’s spirits and have someone to joke around with like he used to with Teoscar.

What a privilege to listen to Elder Bryan Akwirente Deer speak at the Canadian Space Agency event. What a beautiful language the Mohawk Nation speak. ✨

That looked therapeutic, John 🤣.

Usually by this point 75% of those sitting behind home plate would have left. Let’s see how many are there after the break.

Maybe Max got…uhm…short-taken.

Dan: At this point it’s just about stopping the bleeding. Perfect analogy.

This is a thing. My oldest is almost 17 years old. Since birth I have had people ask me where he gets his red hair from. 🤯

The new season of Love on the Spectrum is just 😍🥰🤩👌🏻

I am at a birthday party for twins. I somehow made it to 53 before checking that off life’s bingo card 🤣. They’re in their forties. And they are redheads like me. Plus a fourth and fifth person are also redheads. Fellow redheads, you know THAT feeling of being with your people? It’s freaky.

Finn is 1 today! 🦴🥳

Sounds familiar

Why do space launches make me so emotional? Is it PTSD from the Challenger?

If we scored every time we had the bases loaded… 🫠🫠🫠

Reminder: Jays are playing right now in an afternoon game.

For the first time in 2026... It's Scherzday 😤 #BlueJays50

Nobody had this on tonight’s bingo card. 🤣

Now pitching for the #BlueJays, catcher Tyler Heineman.

There are two types of people in this world. 1) Those, like me, who could not be paid to sit behind home plate and be on camera the entire game. 2) Sparkle Jacket Guy

I love Rogers’ pitch. 🤩

The arse has gone out of er guys.

Wow! Anna’s immediate confidence is 🤩 That was a damn great first spot in the Jays broadcast.

Timeline cleanse

Good morning to everyone but especially to Ern Dawg 🐶 #WALKOFF

Comedy!

Ernie 😍

TEN strikeouts for Kevin Gausman! That's a NEW team #OpeningNight record 🔥

Got my new phone today and iMessage isn’t activating 🫠

Let’s Go Blue Jays! 🎨 Carlie Pearce