“I hope you enjoyed those terrible puns.” Yes, Melissa, we did. You are funny.

“Repeat offender.” REPEAT OFFENDER??? MELISSA!?!😭😭💀 GOODBYE. Say that again I dare you

Is the sun bothering you, queen? (I might fail to point at the correct source since both are hot)

Mekia doing one of her random side quests while serving face:

Heyyy girly, Nova and I just watched our cameo in person for the first time and realised we never answered you if the code to our vlog is time sensitive… it isn’t!! So if you have a free minute (or eight) you are welcome to watch it anytime.📖💐 @missoneil.bsky.social

Whenever Melissa is gonna talk about Redwood Trees now, I’ll think about opening thighs LMAO Swifties, how are we feeling???

From snatching Nova’s phone the MINUTE i stepped off the train to look at Melissa’s new tea post (it didn’t show up for me don’t ask why), to receiving poems about Tea once I stepped into oomfs movie set (i’ve only seen this room on facetime).🥹😭

Happiest Birthday to you Amy!! I wish you nothing but joy and laughter on this new trip around the sun. You’re one of the most unhinged people I know and never fail to make me laugh. Especially with that rat obsession of yours. To even more out of pocket moments with you.🐀 @lucinaxamy.bsky.social

What would you rate my incredibly well crafted, internet-shattering, cinematic, beautifully executed, history-defining gif?

Hello my fav pookies. I handed in my last paper for this semester today, meaning I finally have some well deserved off time. I chose to stay offline to focus, but also because being away from socials is so rewarding. Also had the opportunity to start my first tea course.🥹 Back online now, watch out.

Melissa, stop teasing and get out of your damn car i’m tryna ask you something.

I just sent my little brother off on his train to his first ever solo adventure. I’m so excited for him but it’s gonna be so weird not seeing him until next summer. Suddenly this house feels so empty. As much as he can be annoying, he never failed to make me laugh.☹️☹️ Go and steal the moon, minion.

Remember Melissa joining us in Rookie Jail?? Oh she deserved to be locked up more than anyone else LMAO and then she escaped… never to be caught again🤨

It's kinda funny how I write a research paper on a book from the twelfths century that's written in the Old Norse language (I need 6 languages for all of this💀) right now, while yelling about Melissa online at the same time. The duality of being a fangirl😭😭

OOMFS THIS IS WHERE WE GOTTA GO IN DECEMBER ARE YOU WITH ME GERMAN CULTURE AT ITS PEAK🎄

Christmas. In. Germany. With. Melissa. LIFE IS WORTH LIVIIIING

WELCOME HOME BUTTSCRATCHES WE HAVE MISSED YOU

melissa o'neil stuns in her debut performace as windshield wipers

Melissa got Nathan to question his entire identity I’M CRYING😭😭😭

Melissa out here collecting that unemployment status like infinity stones. Sorry, Pookie. (I’m not).

MELISSA. WE. LOVE. YOU.

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MELISSA ONEIL IN THOSE BLUE JEANS

this is proof we’re a cult

MELISSA PLEASE WEAR A SUIT TO A CON

MELISSA DON‘T FORGET ABOUT US

I MISS MELISSA

I had my first ever sunset tea at the beach yesterday. Listened to the sound of the waves gently meeting the shore, watched the sun paint the brightest colors in the sky and give my teapot a sweet halo. Gratitude was felt deeply. Still is. #natureformel

They really said The Rookie oomfs AND cast have to be in town for my birthday😭😭

This duo brings me so much light and joy🥹 Looking at them is like basking in the sun. I loveeeeeeee 💛 @missoneil.bsky.social 🌼

what do we think… is Mel gonna visit us at home (Germany) too? Count this as official invite, Mel.🌚

Lisseth blessing everyone who’s watching oh she’s such a cutie😭🥹🥹

LUCY CHEN, LUCY CHEN, WRITE ME UP SO I CAN COME AND SEE YOU AGAIN🕺🕺🗣️🗣️

I finally caved and made a meme account for The Rookie yesterday. In case someone needs a good laugh, you’re welcome to join me over there. Unfortunately, that does not mean I’ll get less unhinged on here. Beware.

Unfortunately the edit gets labelled on here but for anyone willing to watch Chenford x To Build A Home, here you go😏: vm.tiktok.com/ZNdQeHbtV/

I am here to announce I opened after effects and finally made a chenford edit again. It might have escalated a bit🥀

Melissa, I dare you to reveal your tiktok screen time cause a good fyp needs time to COOK (i NeEd To ReDuCe ScReEnTiMe)

Happy Birthday to one of the most caring people I’ve ever met. Your light shines so brightly and you never hesitate to share it with others. Thank you for always listening. For laughing at my bad jokes. And for being the Brit to our German. I can’t wait to see you again @chensbradf0rd.bsky.social 🥹🤍

I’m tired of following a stupid calendar. HAPPY THE ROOKIE PREMIERE DAY EVERYONE

Happiest Birthday to you, Sara!! I hope this day carries endless laughter, joy and happiness for you. Reflecting all the love you never hesitate to give to others. You’re a light, a true gem to this community. Can’t wait to see you again. Gratulerer med dagen.🥹🌼🤍 @sara0neil.bsky.social

Lisseth and Melissa about to be most seen in the season 8 blooper reel

Melissa’s and Lisseth’s tiktok but it’s Mel being straight up OFFENDED the entire time:

Amy and Nova watching me climb out the window in my hamilton fit while I almost burn the house down… a normal monday💀😭😭

don’t mind me tagging Mel👩‍🦯‍➡️🕳️

Watching Melissa’s cameo first thing in the morning resulted in some very… interesting reactions. We don’t even remember what this was about here but our faces are SENDING ME- what on earth did Mel say to make us react like this?😭😭😂

GOOD MORNING🥹🥹🥹 @chenfordswelt.bsky.social

Melissa keeps trolling us with these eyes WHAT DO YOU SEEEEEEEE

let’s sob (but we love you mel and hope you’re okay🥺)

Got locked out of my tea room by Mini Mel and she says the key to unlock the door is a cameo from Melissa…🧌 Could you lend a helping hand (or cameo), @missoneil.bsky.social ?🎐