I would like to put vibe assassin on my business cards.

My vibe

Sounds fake

This pic made me so dry my flaps crumbled into dust.

Don't cook your fuckin beans today

This bra is doing me some favors. Two favors.

Hi.

If you see this, post a STAR TREK

You deserved a better world, Juniper.

Juniper Blessing #sayhername

Have I mentioned how much I love @lizziedanger.bsky.social lately?

Fr tho... why would you want to live in a post-apocalyptic hellscape? I barely want to live in the current hellscape.

I snorted

Feeling like laying in a sensory deprivation chamber and microdosing death.

My kid threw a full force uppercut at my chin yesterday during a meltdown and it still hurts. I don't see a bruise but it feels like one on the underside of my jaw. She's also been waking up before the sun already dysregulated all week so far. I'm exhausted and not okay.

These were in my fb memories. First Awwwww then LOL Whoopsie!

@lizziedanger.bsky.social talking to adult Audrey like...

RUDE

Jaye is a woman of taste and class with wicked fashion sense. She is kind, witty, and has a great sense of humor. Goals.

Honesty doesn't need to be cruel.

This joke kills two birds with one stone and I'm here for it.

The struggle bus has not reached my stop for a long time. With the insane weather shifts triggering my POTS badly and the Neverending barrage of life stress on limited sleep, I am deeply not okay. I'm still here. Still doing my best. But my best can't keep up.

I've been saying this for ages. The bathroom argument says more about what transphobes think of men. If you see trans women as men and you're afraid of what could happen with a man in the women's room, you are admitting that men are the real threat to our safety.

Fr tho

WHOOPSIE!

See ya!

This clip of my daughter as a baby terking her little butt off came up in my fb memories yesterday and my heart can't handle it. 🥹💕

New glasses fronts... and me awkwardly moving my head around to show how they shift in the light.

so HUD is proposing a rule that would require shelters to discriminate against trans people the rule proposal is here: www.regulations.gov/document/HUD... the public comment period is open until the end of june please let them know this is unacceptable! comment form here 👇

To those for whom Mother's Day is difficult. I see you.

Special thanks to my amazing wife @lizziedanger.bsky.social for making me a mom, for helping me raise her and sticking it out when things are tough. I love you so much and couldn't do any of this without you.

Audrey is my miracle rainbow child I never thought I'd be able to have. Even with all of the challenges of raising her, I'm so so grateful for her existence. I'd do anything for her. My love for her knows no bounds even in times when I'm burnt out and not at my best. She is always worth it.

Happy Mother's Day to all of the loving moms out there. This includes anyone who has experienced miscarriage/stillbirth or other child(ren) loss. You are still a mom. That love never dies. My Zoe made me a mom even if she isn't here.

My favorite muse @lizziedanger.bsky.social

A hidden gem off a local nature trail where we did an impromptu photoshoot today.

I love my beautiful wife @lizziedanger.bsky.social

Little one wearing her weighted beanie to help with her emotional regulation and give deep pressure where she needs it. She often resorts to banging her head on hard surfaces when dysregulated and it's scary. This is one of several attempts to mitigate that.

When you're allergic to the sun but it's a beautiful day out