It's pedicure day! 💅🏾☺️🩷✨

Please do not ask bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

Don’t ya know i still believe? 🤎

Don’t ya know i still believe? 🤎

Do people even still like bathroom mirror selfies? 🤔

Just hangin’ out 🩵🕊️✨

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Just hangin’ out 🩵🕊️✨

Do people even still like bathroom mirror selfies? 🤔

Thickening the plot ✨

Birthday behavior 💖👑

How quickly can your take your clothes off? Pop quiz 📝

How quickly can your take your clothes off? Pop quiz 📝

Birthday behavior 💖👑

Oh Emily Brontë sweetie, I am so sorry… 😰

Skipping my birthday is a very direct way of telling me you hate me btw 💔

Never skipping leg day 🏋🏾‍♀️😮‍💨✨

I took the n*des! Everybody clap 😌🥰

The problem with being a fan of classic literature is that you end up knowing so many fantastic words that basically never come up in everyday conversation. Do you have any idea how rare it is to get the chance to drop an "illimitable"?

Can’t decide whether to take some nudes or take a nap 😣

Thickening the plot ✨

On repeat 🔁🎧 open.spotify.com/track/0JbSgh...

Why haven’t they had Zohran Mamdani on the latest season of SVU yet? 🤨

Now I need to go talk to my best friends Swift & Glidus about this

Oh Dunk the Lunk, my baby boy 🥹

I love hot girls who read, and you should too! 🗣️

This is me when a client I really like hasn't reached out in a while 🥺

Alright, this whole “winter” thing has been cute and all, but if I don’t get to be in a bikini within the next four weeks, I’m afraid I’m gonna have to riot 😣

I’m starting to think I’m developing a creatine dependency

Booking forms that include a random fun fact get automatically bumped to the top of the list btw 👀😌

It’s tiiiiiimeee!! ⚔️🥚🙂‍↕️😤

I still have no idea what to post here, so here are the books I’ve read so far this year! Currently on read #4 just two weeks into the year! 🤓📚📖

Favorite thing about this occupation is luring clients in with sexy pics and promises of playtime, then BAM! You're in my apartment half-dressed getting a history lesson 🤭

Cheers to the new year! 🥂

Never back down never what! 😤

Never back down never what! 😤

Never skipping leg day 🏋🏾‍♀️😮‍💨✨

I still have no idea what to post here, so here are the books I’ve read so far this year! Currently on read #4 just two weeks into the year! 🤓📚📖

Cheers to the new year! 🥂

Ok using this more in anticipation of full on Twitter collapse

Rene in Repose 🤍💫

The last true mouthpiece 🫦

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The last true mouthpiece 🫦

Unfortunately if you come see me during the wintertime, there's approximately a 100% chance I'll be dressed exactly like this ☃️🧦

Sonrisa 🌤️

Sonrisa 🌤️

Lookin' for a lover who needs another 🖤