How quickly can your take your clothes off? Pop quiz 📝

How quickly can your take your clothes off? Pop quiz 📝

Birthday behavior 💖👑

Birthday behavior 💖👑

Oh Emily Brontë sweetie, I am so sorry… 😰

Skipping my birthday is a very direct way of telling me you hate me btw 💔

Never skipping leg day 🏋🏾‍♀️😮‍💨✨

Thickening the plot ✨

I took the n*des! Everybody clap 😌🥰

The problem with being a fan of classic literature is that you end up knowing so many fantastic words that basically never come up in everyday conversation. Do you have any idea how rare it is to get the chance to drop an "illimitable"?

Can’t decide whether to take some nudes or take a nap 😣

Thickening the plot ✨

On repeat 🔁🎧 open.spotify.com/track/0JbSgh...

Why haven’t they had Zohran Mamdani on the latest season of SVU yet? 🤨

Now I need to go talk to my best friends Swift & Glidus about this

Oh Dunk the Lunk, my baby boy 🥹

I love hot girls who read, and you should too! 🗣️

This is me when a client I really like hasn't reached out in a while 🥺

Alright, this whole “winter” thing has been cute and all, but if I don’t get to be in a bikini within the next four weeks, I’m afraid I’m gonna have to riot 😣

I’m starting to think I’m developing a creatine dependency

Booking forms that include a random fun fact get automatically bumped to the top of the list btw 👀😌

It’s tiiiiiimeee!! ⚔️🥚🙂‍↕️😤

I still have no idea what to post here, so here are the books I’ve read so far this year! Currently on read #4 just two weeks into the year! 🤓📚📖

Favorite thing about this occupation is luring clients in with sexy pics and promises of playtime, then BAM! You're in my apartment half-dressed getting a history lesson 🤭

Cheers to the new year! 🥂

Never back down never what! 😤

Never back down never what! 😤

Never skipping leg day 🏋🏾‍♀️😮‍💨✨

I still have no idea what to post here, so here are the books I’ve read so far this year! Currently on read #4 just two weeks into the year! 🤓📚📖

Cheers to the new year! 🥂

Ok using this more in anticipation of full on Twitter collapse

Rene in Repose 🤍💫

The last true mouthpiece 🫦

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The last true mouthpiece 🫦

Unfortunately if you come see me during the wintertime, there's approximately a 100% chance I'll be dressed exactly like this ☃️🧦

Sonrisa 🌤️

Sonrisa 🌤️

Lookin' for a lover who needs another 🖤

Almost ready 🖤✨

Unfortunately if you come see me during the wintertime, there's approximately a 100% chance I'll be dressed exactly like this ☃️🧦

Never forget this win is owed to sex workers themselves. Sex worker organizers all around the world have fought for decades to be granted fundamental human and labor rights. The news coming out of Belgium is part of a larger global movement for sex worker liberation, and nothing will stop it ✊☂️

In the absolute *least* shocking turn of events 😅😭

Almost ready 🖤✨

Not beating the greedy bisexual polyamorous slut allegations

Country girls make do 🤠🩷🌽

Country girls make do 🤠🩷🌽

This is me when a client I really like hasn't reached out in a while 🥺

My hot take is that movies in the movie theater need to have captions on the screen! 😤