Some people might think this thing looks adorable, but if you’re not paying attention he will sniper kiss you right between the lips. He can’t be trusted.

Trying to help my client figure out a claim he made for diabetic shoes and it’s fucking ridiculous how difficult it is to get someone that fucking knows anything.

Gratuitous baked goods post.

Today I’m attempting to make flour tortillas for the first time. Seems pretty simple but does anyone have any suggestions or tips?

The grandpa from The Lost Boys is a top 10 all time movie character.

You’ve doctored your last spin.

Meh-riners baseball. It’s a thing.

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Husband and I talking about groups of boys living together in confined spaces (fraternities, ships) and he said, “I wonder what the collective noun for boys is?” Me: It’s stench; a stench of boys Husband: 🤣

Mowing snack.

Happy Father’s Day.

Blitzy used to be so damn adorable.

Mindless fucking troglodytes.

This bitch.

Finished my accounting class with a 96% and my Word class with a 97%. Not too shabby.

I almost hit a fricken bear cub on the way to work. Little bastard popped out of the bushes right in front of my car and booked it across the road. Luckily I was able to avoid hitting it.

Got a little nostalgia playlist going, and holy fuck Tyler by the Toadies is one dark fucking song.

This dog cracks me up.

Italian sausage. Not a fan of fennel.

It’s that time of year where I decided to get a little sun on my head and end up with a burnt scalp.

Lake day.

How the hell you gonna blow that big of a lead.

The hospital I bring my client to has the wobbliest tables and the hottest coffee. I guess if I’m going to scald myself there worse places I could be.

Other teams getting walk off wins is dumb.

Every damn time she leaves the house.

Dahlia is also called fucking brat…from time to time.

Pet’s names Dogs 1. Pixie- pixie pixie dust butt 2. Lady- lovely little lady may 3. Phoebe- Feebs (pretty basic) 4. Blitz- blitzy boy; puttin on the blitz 5. Deke- big ol’ deke 6. Rocket- rickety rocket man 7. Dahlia- little ditty dahlia Cats 8. El- el-kiki 9. Freya- Frey-kiki 19. Suzy-suzy-cute

My all-time NFL team went 20-0 on 20-0 🏈 Can you build a perfect roster? www.20-0.com/result?r=eyJ... Finally.

Woke up and was signed out of my account and had to create a new password. Weird.

I just went 80-2, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=2rd... This is a very distracting site. Enter at your own risk.

I liked it better when it was 2-0 mariners.

You rarely see these things growing in the wild.

Ok dentist office, this seems wholly unnecessary today.

Garrett to Rams…

Oof.

Can’t teach speed like that.

I don’t want to sound controversial but wild pitches are dumb.

Welp.

I’m very much enjoying the 90s playlist at t-mobile today.

They had to get creative to avoid getting soaked. Had a rough go on the third base side. Wind sucks.

Not too shabby.

Looking forward to the mariners game with my special lady friend today. First time it will be just the two of us with no kids and I’m going to enjoy the relatively inexpensive experience.

Thank you spurs.

Someone got busted peeing in the house.

I swear that some days my accounting homework makes me feel like someone stuck a hand mixer into my ear and hit full speed.

The amount of cottonwood in the air yesterday was insane. The pics don’t even do it justice.

Pixie went to a crate….pixie doesn’t have a crate.