Persona 3 turns twenty (20) this year

“The child with nine fingers learned an important lesson. The child with seven fingers is a fuckin’ idiot.” - Ancient Klingon Proverb

Wild week this week, it's time to play the most illegal video game on the Nintendo Entertainment System: Tetris. Tengen's Tetris, I mean. youtu.be/F05rEIVx804

Chuck Norris was an asshole who didn’t like anything that wasn’t straight, white and Christian. He openly supported policies that actively harmed marginalized groups. But he also blew up Robert Forster with a rocket-launching motorcycle, and it was fucking awesome.

Everyone fighting over DLSS upscaling and I’m over here looking at my wood grain paneled Atari 2600 like:

Tekken: "It's an epic saga about family, betrayal, worldwide conflict, and ultimately how power corrupts everyone." Also Tekken:

Japanese games be like: This is Hoshio Takigami, Naru Fujita, Kazuki Omo, and their friend from America: ALFRED “KNIFECRIME” LONGSHOT DROWNBLOOD III.

"We gonna party 'til the sun comes up, because anything past that would be wildly irresponsible." - Dracula

You never forget your first Soulslike.

when you get decapitated and still have to show up to work tomorrow morning

Watching 1:59 become 3 AM on my favorite night of the week…

"In hindsight, making an undead 9 foot tall invincible murderbeast and giving it a rocket launcher was ill-advised, but let's be real, it could happen to anyone!" - Dumbass Scientist Memo from Resident Evil

Amazon makes 4 action movies a month called some shit like FURY PROTOCOL or THE SUPPRESSOR or SHADOW OPS: VENGEANCE. They all cost 200 million dollars to make and no one knows if they actually make any money. And nobody even shows boob

game recognize game

I never had a chance at being normal.

These titles, while funny, are even funnier if you read them aloud like Danny McBride.

I’m not claiming to be a comedy expert or anything, but for my money, Lucy Lawless as Stevie Nicks shilling bargain Tex-Mex is one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen.

I’m more partial to Sun Tzu’s Art of Bird Photography, if we’re being honest.

9 games isn’t enough… but it’s a start. Try it out yourself! my9games.com

In 1994, if you had told me that there would be three (shockingly good) Sonic the Hedgehog movies starring Jim Carrey, my little child head would’ve exploded like that dude from Scanners.

when you cut someone off in traffic and you both end up at the same red light

Chun-li day! #春麗生誕祭 #春麗

Other Men: Terrified of going to therapy, because they can’t confront their emotions and memories. Me: Terrified of going to therapy, because my engine just blew up on the way home from my session.

C'mon now, this is just incredible.

You had me at “Blackjack Dungeon Crawler.” But then, that could also just be my Balatro withdrawals talking.

In retrospect this had a way larger effect on me then I ever could have imagined.

jason statham simulator

Lou Diamond Phillips vs. Charlie Sheen