Venus Vacation Prism: Dead or Alive Xtreme (2025)

Me, getting a text from work at 7 AM on my first day off in three weeks:

No man is an island. Every man is a volcano.

“Seven minutes?” “SEVEN minutes, Jerry!” “…And that was really ALL you could give them?” “SEVEN MINUTES to play with them, I was VERY clear about that!”

[“Caucasian Engagement” by William Idle plays on the boxjuke]

“Come on down Mr. Graham, the 30 pounds of hot coals crammed up my ass feel GREAT!” - Mitch McConnell

Deadly Premonition (2010)

So tell me something I DON’T know, payroll software. 🙄

Romance of the Three Kingdoms VI: Awakening of the Dragon (Koei, 1998)

When you get home and infinitely replay all of the awkward, cringe moments you directly caused throughout the day:

The only thing more dangerous than a cute kitten is a kitten that knows it’s cute.

“Go fawk yehself, ya southie prick!” - Odysseus From Boston

WES CRAVEN: “Well that concludes our story chock-full of r*pe and m*rder. Now that everyone’s disgusted and depressed, let’s close it out with a song lifted straight from The Muppet Show!

Your favorite wrestlers in the 80’s telling you “DON’T DO DRUGS” while every mosquito who bites them immediately ODs:

Every time Xbox makes a press statement, it’s like getting a phone call from someone you love who just got sent back to prison: “How’d they fuck up this time?”

I don’t remember ANY of this from that Cyndi Lauper song.

What’s your “Secret Gaming Shame?” Mine: I don’t dislike any of SNK’s 3D fighters. 😬

In these uncertain times, it is comforting to know that against all odds, true love can find a way… The popular girl and football hero, in spite of it all, were able to make it work!

Every gamer under 30 watching the Sony Shitshow™️ unravel itself:

Pausa de hidratación

SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM MASTERS CAPCOM 1994 SEGA GENESIS

when the steam summer sale goes live and you see the hentai games are all massively discounted

Pro Wrestling’s take on Jekyll & Hyde was super misguided.