Highways of Tokyo won’t know what hit ‘em.

DIVORCE LAWYER: “Your wife said that even after therapy, you refused to quit gambling?” ME: “The Devil Made Me Do It.”

when u lie at the job interview but they hire u anyway

Even in MS-DOS, I'm haunted by the same pixelated ass.

This brought me joy.

It took roughly 36 years, but I finally realized why “Unskinny Bop” by Poison has loomed in my mind like a spectre - it sounds like a goddamn theme song to a Disney Afternoon cartoon we never got. Anyway, this edible should be kicking in relatively soon, if the packaging is anything to go by.

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone.

she’s in oakland, someone tell interpol

^_^

Video Games!

Finally watched this movie that somehow became a cultural phenomenon. Hard to believe that even McDonalds is selling Happy Meals based on it.

“Yeah, my first article just got published! I’ve officially gone pro!” “That’s great, where can I read it?” “…”

It’s amazing that we live in a world where you can associate “Dave Matthews Band” with “Metric Ton of Shit” and nobody can factually challenge you on it.

teaching the children about my culture tonight

Jesus CHRIST this motherfucker sure is fond of himself, isn’t he?

in da clurb we all trauma bondin

No shit? I was worried that might be the case.

I don’t HATE Bush, I just think their musical output really started to decline after “The Chemicals Between Us.” Not to say that there haven’t been some decent songs intermittently since then. As with most things involving taste, that’s totally subjective though.

Mortal Kombat II: For a film about an ultraviolent, apocalyptic and interdimensional karate tournament, this is probably the best movie we can possibly hope for with this franchise.

15 years later, it’s still wild to me that this is a better Indiana Jones movie than the last few actual Indiana Jones movies we got.

oh god was he in the files

“Galactus is really mean for a being who claims to be benevolent.” Well, I’d be in a sour mood too, if my lunch tried to kick me in the dick every day.

#Westworld (1973)

Toho Tuesday vibe #filmsky

“Enough of this Cloak & Dagger shit” muttered the 41-year-old man to himself, sneaking to the kitchen at 3:49 A.M. for a cheese stick.

Every time this stupid asshole shows up, you know it’s gonna be a good episode.

Thinking of getting DATA EAST tattooed across my knuckles.

Sega of Japan addresses Sega of America (1998)

RESIDENT EVIL (2026)

No one can stop Mr. Domino - not even Mr. Domino. Mr. Domino’s friends are staging an intervention, because Mr. Domino has a problem.

I just got this video of myself from another universe, and my friends, I am NOT doing well.

Anyway found this picture of Alyssa Sutherland (the mom deadite from Evil Dead Rise) posing with a pulse rifle and alien statue and thinking "so...alyssa...into guys who can hammer endlessly about robocop?"