Biggity Buck BUMBLE 2 BAYYYBEEEEEEEEE

One of my friends sent me this from My Hero Academia. I still won't watch the show.

Sometimes, ya just gotta let it out.

SAKURA NOOOOOO

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.

Rocky Raccoon

Logging on 😘

based and lore accurate

COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU: Chris Pratt stars in every Xbox 360 third-person shooter ever made.

Remember that part in Captain America: The Winter Soldier when it was revealed that Nazis had successfully infiltrated the American government and were using it to attain their goals? Man, what an unrealistic comic book movie.

ドラクエコラボということでマックに行ってきたけど、商品にドラクエ要素無いじゃんと思ってたら飲み物には一応ドラクエ要素ありました。

So yeah the people responsible for this were just absolutely winging it

now that i’ve seen lord of the rings, i can truly appreciate all the memes

🎶 OH MAH GAW 🎶

今年もよろしくお願いします

Well I’M convinced.

How I am walking out of 2025

“You should bathe more often” isn’t a great pick-up line, dude.

I love Italian cinema. Only that country can produce a single movie that has two different titles: “A Crow Bitterly Sings a Solemn Lullaby” aka “Blowtorch Mania.”

Four games that defined my 2025:

哦 主啊 祂來了

“Somebody call Kongo Bongo Children’s Hospital” might be the single most depressing fucking thing I’ve ever written.

Lethal Weapon 5

Bring back movie title cards that make a super loud CLANG when the name drops onto screen. Thanks Hollywood.

“A despondent man with an estranged wife navigates a near-fatal ordeal with the help of a kindly stranger on Christmas Eve” accurately describes both It’s A Wonderful Live AND Die Hard. Can we please find a new debate?

"So how was the wrestling show?" "Oh, standard stuff really."

How Christmas shift starts vs. How Christmas shift ends:

An Iron Maiden song so good, they retroactively made a movie about it.

“Where did you come up with the Subaru Malibu name?” “It was originally going to be Marquis Assad, but I ultimately thought that was in poor taste.”

The greatest movie ever made is FREE on Youtube btw

Life of a Short King

🎶 He’s everything you want 🎶 🎶 He’s everything you need 🎶 🎶 So shut the fuck up 🎶 🎶 Biology makes you want assholes 🎶

🎶 YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO KILL MY TEAM 🎶 🎶 MAKE ME CAKED IN MUD AND RUNNING TO THE CHOPPA 🎶

Small, cute things should remain small and cute. I refuse to let modern cynicism decay the ever-decreasing good things in the world.

Holy Grail Secured