Post old memes to confuse young people: youtu.be/qItugh-fFgg

I want a short form show where cheese and wine experts get drunk and make grilled cheese sandwiches at 2am while talking random shit. My theory is that nobody is too snobbish for a grilled cheese.

Me: "I'm not feeling great from a mental standpoint but I don't know ways to properly articulate what I'm feeling." Others: "lol no you've got it too easy to feel bad about stuff." K.

Any other Helldivers 2 players like to end their session by using the hug emote on the squad you've just been playing with before you log out? Or, bros is it undemocratic to love your fellow divers?

Missed opportunity in Helldivers 2 not to have the option to name your ship the "Democracy Manifest"

I don't get the logic of parents who fork out $5k on an e-bike for their kid that can easily do road speeds but wont spend another $500 on a proper helmet and gear...

Cute Stickers finished for @tachmaney.bsky.social and @ahlina.bsky.social #stickers #anthro #furry #cuteness #digitalart

At work this morning I misread the "miss sort" tray as "miss stoat" and now I can't stop thinking of a ferret in a tiara wearing a sash winning a mustelid beauty pageant.

Age Verification?

You can find me in the "Furry Community and Artists" open cluster right beside the "New Zealand Progressive Left" globular cluster.

Australia during Summer Olympics: "Yeah we only took home 20 gold, 30 silver and 50 bronze, pretty average effort." Australia during Winter Olympics: "HOLY FUCKIN SHIT MATE, WE MADE IT TO THE FINALS FOR FIGURE SKATING AND A FUCKIN BRONZE IN CURLING, GO AUSSIE!!"

Muck Up Day 2004. To get to school a lot of us passed a supermarket, and that morning a large number of us bought a whole fresh fish from the deli section and took them to school with us.

The clouds yesterday morning looked like an oil painting.

Friday night let's go

Anyone else unable to post images on mobile?

Life isn't over. Fun isn't over. My Nana didn't consider herself old until she turned 90, and then went to Hawaii to celebrate it.

At this point, I don't know if I actually prefer being alone, or if it's just a coping mechanism to deal with having spent so long alone.

It's over for me. For the first time ever someone tried to guess my age, started at 40, and went up...

Work gave us lamingtons today for Australia Day. One guy on my team refused, saying he didn't eat small cakes because "tiny cakes are for women". I thought he was joking, but no, he also thought sweets in general were for "kids and ladies". Imagine never eating cake because you thought it was gay.

Bulk and Skull will return in Avengers Doomsday

We had to turn off the phone to use the internet.

I was just talking to a co-worker and they turned around and walked off mid sentence to talk with someone else, this happen to anyone else? Seems to happen to me a lot.

The Lusty Argonian Maid

make a bond movie casual On Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs

As Christmas grows closer I can't help but wonder... how many lunches, dinners and desserts will be ruined around the world by people asking AI chatbots for the recipes?

Christmas Eve weather right now at 5am (paraphrasing an Aussie comedian) is stinking fucking hot, stinking fucking humid, with it being stinking fucking hot and stinking fucking humid into the day, with the chance of a stinking fucking thunderstorm in the afternoon just to completely fuck up the day

It's gonna be one of those raining-but-also-35°C days...

It's almost been a week since Bondi and some now feel its been long enough to begin to lecture us on what went wrong. I'd like to say, as an Australian, if you want to talk gun laws and your country has had more mass shootings in the last WEEK than we've had in the last 30 years, fuck off mate.

The Hunt for Grinch October

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Time again for the Ipswich Toy Run!

I succeeded at a task that always eluded my father. That is, working on a motorbike and NOT ending up with a handful of "extra" bolts, nuts, trim clips and assorted fastners.

You will be visited by three spirits

2y ago: Doc: Well you haven't twisted your ankle- Me: Oh that's a relief- Doc: You've torn every ligament and tendon in it. Me: ... Doc: ... I have no idea how the fuck you walked in here mate. Can you still drive? Me:Yeah... I own a manual though. Doc: (quietly under breath while typing) Christ...

Art by @kylynazur.bsky.social, she's always looking for commissions so please go check her out :3

I love the furry fandoms ability to/ habit of giving nicknames to species of animal that are unique to us. Like if I said wah, snep and leggy you'd all know what I meant ;p

Bit of a shot in the dark as I've not got a lot of followers and most aren't local, and those who are may not ride motorbikes, but I'll be attending the Ipswich Toy Run on the 14th if anyone else wants to come along.

Since I earn a good wage it'd just go into my savings for the time being. But having it as a safety net would mean that I would retire well before the mandated pension age (67), and would probably do a community volunteer job like wildlife rehab.

Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this!

If anyone can help out/suggest some alternatives for Blu that would be super wonderful!

Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild: - Kangaroo - Humpback whale - Echidna - Quokka - Tasmanian Cave Spider

Quote with a title card that's important to you. This film is Sunday afternoon sitting at the coffee table of my grandparents house with my dad and grandad.

Computer, on my command overide all combadge alert tones, set new tones at random from the file on my terminal labelled "fart noises", lock override commands, password Picard-epsilon-delta-2-2-9-4-1-charlie.

Now witness the fire-power of this fully armed and operational battle station, Charlie Brown!

This afternoons storm has taken out our early warning systems XP. For real, this is how I found out its fabric, you can see it ripple in the wind.

Well I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job, I'm your average white suburbanite slob. I like football and porno and books about war, I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor. My wife and my job, my kids and my car, My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar.

Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you?

Next week gonna be Thanksgiving, mom lives in a nursing home and I wanna cook her special meal. Groceries getting pricey, I could use some help getting funds for that and the trip so I'm opening these chibi icons. Dm me if interested. #chibiarts #commissionopen #digitalarts #thanksgiving

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. Huh, yeah I guess.

Knew I was leaning canine, looked through a bunch of information on different species to see if there was anything I vibed with. Saw Maned Wolves, and just felt drawn to the solitary shaggy fruit eating leggies.