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Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Would Support Wind Turbines If They Sliced Deli Meat As Well WASHINGTON—In a major survey of public attitudes toward alternative energy as the climate crisis continues, a poll published Tuesday found that an overwhelming majority of U.S. residents would support wind turbines if they sliced deli meat as well. “Everyday Americans want to know how exactly wind power is going to serve our community, and many […] https://theonion.com/poll-finds-majority-of-americans-would-support-wind-turbines-if-they-sliced-deli-meat-as-well/