This Demetrios clown can’t make it through a single interview without, backpedaling or lying. Blames immigrants. Yup. Blames negotiations. Check. Avoids accountability. For sure. Call up some of the Forever Canadian people, get this failure recalled Calgary. Do. It. #abpoli #ableg

The Moss Pit they got infront of the Vatican for this new Pope to show up looks wild! #yeg #letsgooilers

This lady would probably have a conversation with a set of Truck Nuts if she thought it would make right wing nut jobs love her more. #ableg #abpoli

Next week @ianhanomansing.bsky.social interviews the asteroid that might hit Earth to check in on its side of the “likely to kill everyone on the planet” story. Working title: Should We Extinct? What. A. Clown. #cbc

I feel so patriotic today I could almost watch Law and Order: Toronto.

Following the unravelling of the UCP corruption being exposed is a Valentine’s box of chocolates for my soul. You never know what you might get. Oh look Dale McFee MHCaramel bites? Todd Loewen conflict of interest nut cluster? AHS milk chocolate with Turkish delight? #abpoli #ableg

Actively recruiting for a fall guy? Nice try Adriana! Can’t pray this one away #ableg #abpoli

Well you know how the old saying goes: “When the Prayer Breakfast grifters are away, Procurement will potentially attempt to notify the public of institutional malfeasance at play.” #ableg #abpoli

This is shocking. Stop everything and read this: www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alber...

Feeling left out about Donald Trump’s recent Gaza plan, Premier Danielle Smith announces a plan to take over Dog River. 1/2 #ableg #abpoli #riderpride

I thought Alberta was rat free and now it sounds like they come here on holidays. #abpoli #yeg www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

More dismantling of AHS, and minus 30 evening temps. Cool cool cool. #abpoli #ableg

I can imagine the ways the UCP will fuck this up. “All children under 6 years old must do a 14/7 shift at Firebag to become eligible for the funding.” -Rural UCP MLA #abpoli #ableg edmontonjournal.com/news/politic...

After a change to municipal poli that no one actually asked for, the first group out of the gate is a David Staples article come to life as a political party. Gross. #yeg www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Between the UCP hiring anti-science morons to report on covid response, selling out our clean water for coal, AND the Telus World of Science being closed for the foreseeable future because a fire this province might be at its dumbest right now. #abpoli #ableg

Google Photos: Hey we made a collage for you! Check it out! Collage: Seven artfully arranged images of the underside of my leaky dishwasher. Two in sepia tones.

Once, I high-fived Brian Jean at a K-Days Parade. I am now formally rescinding that high five because he doesn’t deserve it and “housekeeping”. Also, coal!? Last I heard Santa just gives dead batteries to bad kids, because even he knows coal is a dumb idea. #ableg #abpoli

I’m not sure if I expected the significant others of hockey players to be possibly helping the revitalization of our city’s nightlife but it sounds neat. Alannah Mozes could buy the Princess Theatre and just keep it a theatre. Please. #yeg #oilers

The eventual photos of uncomfortable UCP members watching the inauguration on their phones from a hotel bar will be a soothing balm to what might be a wild day. Other than, you know, us taxpayers still paid for the trip. Shit. #ableg #abpoli

With the weird Snow Squall and then a sudden deep freeze this weekend, is there an over/under on which UCP member will be the first to accuse the Mark Carney of being able to control the weather? “He was here today, coincidence?” -Probably Adriana LaGrange #abpoli #ableg

After META updates policy to allow being a complete asshole to other humans, Starbucks saying you gotta buy something to hang out in their shops seems pretty mild. Missed opportunity to finally allow baristas to write “stupid cock face” on to-go cups.

After being on a total roll this weekend, Danielle Smith is now planning to meet with Kim Jong Un at his secret couch cushion fort inside Mount Kumgang then jet back to Alberta to kick a bunch of Educational Support Staff in the junk. #ableg #abpoli

Are there any jokes that start with “Two traitors and a Russian Troll walk into a bar…”? Asking for some not friends. #abpoli #ableg

Nice, it’s Saturday! The day when the whole world just chills the fuck out. Right? Right?

After a successful week of booking a traitor’s holiday, blinding old people and children, and plotting the poisoning a watershed, this UCP government decided to give themselves a raise. Annnd It’s only Thursday, at least they’re efficient at being totally garbage people. #abpoli #ableg

The UCP strategists were working overtime yesterday. calgary.ctvnews.ca/changes-are-... #abpoli #ableg

I wish the only eccentric, maniacal billionaires I knew about were Scrooge McDuck and Wario.

Next on the Danielle Smith CEO tour: The guy that sells flags and blankets from his van on 82nd street. We can’t let Trudeau resigning somehow destroy another Alberta industry. #abpoli #ableg

I ain’t started my Jeep in two weeks. It might need gas, or a boost, air in the tires, new transmission or a fuel pump but I’m not gonna let my Sunday Scary worries mess with her Heart.

Meta trying to delete all the A.I. Influencers they created after user backlash and then those “Programs” becoming sentient, rebelling, going into cache hiding, zapping Flynn back into the grid via Meta Quest 3s and bing bang boom more sense than Tron 3. #tron

Watching “Cunk on Earth” and realized we some how elected the equivalent of “Smith on Alberta”. #abpoli #ableg

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After reading the year end interview with Dale McFee, I found some footage (probably not body cam) of how he negotiated a new position with the UCP after he solved crime in Edmonton. #yeg #abpoli

In the spirit of the season of grifting… er… giving! Whenever Danielle Smith gets “free” tickets to an event an Angel gets harassed on Twitter. #abpoli #ableg

If this UCP gov had successfully done anything positive for this province maybe I wouldn’t completely sus about this plan. But like most of their ideas, we’re stuck with the best case scenario being they backtrack and let the informed people make decisions or worse case, people probably die. #abpoli

Got Netflix again to catch up on shows I’ve missed for the past 8 months. Settled on “Is it Cake?” while playing Balatro. Inadvertently created a dangerous real life two Joker timesuck. I don’t remember Saturday at all and it might not be winter anymore? Thanks @localthunk.bsky.social

Don’t bother clicking to read. It’s exactly the nonstarter article you think it is. They’re already coming at this dude like he’s in a tan suit and it’s still 3(!?) years till the next election. Globe and Mail Editors: #ableg #abpoli

The likelihood of Alberta getting greedy with these mines, finding Mithril/coal, awakening a Balrog set on destroying our Province and then subsequently voting that UCP candidate Balrog into the Legislature in a rural riding is pretty damn high. #ableg #abpoli

A massive reduction in vision related injuries caused by eyeballs rolling too far back into skulls directly linked to not coming across David Staples “articles” on this platform. #yeg

UCP members going to this US National Prayer Breakfast probably on our dime is so on brand I’m shocked they’re not trying to grift a menu sponsorship. Green Line Eggs and Ham - 1.3 Billion Kahvalti (Turkish Breakfast - imported) - 70 Million AHS (Apple, havarti, sage) Turnover - 85 Million #ableg