Local homosexual stuns for expedition to oddities market, details at 11

No pants, beer in hand, Murder She Wrote on the TV, thriving

You've heard of the hotel bathroom mirror selfie but what about the hotel room window selfie

Around here, a work travel day means wearing this exact outfit, enjoying a pantsless beer, and sharing a picture with y'all 😘

Is it conceited to say I've got a nice dick, maybe. But it's true so 🤷🏼‍♂️

Fit check for the partner's work holiday party tonight

Renly said he wants attention now

I missed Monochrome Monday by 11 minutes, but I think this still warrants a post 😘

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

Decadent Robe Time this #fcf

My deeply talented friend Daniel drew this Caducado inspired rendition of my Victorian Go-Go Boy persona and I'm in love 😭😭 (Check him out on Instagram @sinister.mongrel and come get tattooed by him!)

Let me be brief

My husband got me this hat for Christmas and well, they know me well 😂

Merry Christmas y'all. Please enjoy my favorite Christmas song of all time

Pics that go hard

this is the ideal gay couple. you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.

I got plenty of wood for all your needs

GOODNIGHT HANDSOME GAY PEOPLE IN MY PHONE.

Hey I'm really, really goddamn horny right now. Just a heads up 😘

Is it even Christmas time if a guy doesn't put a Santa hat on his dick and post a picture of it?

Well, whatcha gonna do about this?

The precise moment of release

Come support the New Jersey Devils! Where the commentators have to give us reasons to live.

Been a bit since I've done Monochrome Monday, I also don't think I've ever posted a picture like this before 😈😘 #mcm

We're doing a Christmas Train ride thing and I'm feral

Something a little different for ya this Saturday 😘

I've been very much enjoying long socks lately.

You are all handsome kings so this makes sense

Been there, girl

This 100%. Welcome new hockey gays. Come over to my house, watch the Devils game with me. I'll answer any questions you have and then we'll make out a bunch.

"Alright fine champ, I'll show you. But just this once ok?"

Welp

Debating fucking someone later just so I can see his dog.

"You used to like Delta Burke, Suzanne Sugarbaker" Mom, just call me a faggot

(Flashing lights warning) Debating become a vaporwave artist whose samples consist entirely of The Carpenters and 2000s infomercials.

This feels like a read, Bippy

Kitchen Himbo at your service 😛

In which I spend just over two minutes talking about vintage gay porn and show some cool stuff I just acquired.

A nice lil curve for ya 😘

Goddamn that felt good 🥵🥵

Part #fcf part "look at my cute outfit"

Dear short kings, Rail me Sincerely, Jack (6'5")

This answer your question? ngl.link/bignorway

Apprehended a fugitive (I was standing in the back doorway waiting for the dog to come in and Renly said I must go my people need me)

WE'RE SO BACK youtu.be/vitil9qMN6A?...

Just Donald Duckin' it

My partner recently launched his Etsy shop and he's been making some really cool buttons with actual pressed flowers and leaves! Very proud of him and would love y'all to check it out 🥰 www.etsy.com/shop/FatGold...

I'm just saying, there were signs. 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼

Glad to have a reason to bust out Earring Magic Ken one more time this season

I just wanna put this inside you