My partner recently launched his Etsy shop and he's been making some really cool buttons with actual pressed flowers and leaves! Very proud of him and would love y'all to check it out 🥰 www.etsy.com/shop/FatGold...

I'm just saying, there were signs. 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼

Glad to have a reason to bust out Earring Magic Ken one more time this season

I just wanna put this inside you

I kinda love that Hallmark just said "Fuck it let's just straight up make a Lacey Chabert ornament"

Oh the fun you and I could get up to 😈

Oh to be a fly on Debra Messing's wall right now.

Right now I need a shot of whiskey and a dick in my mouth. And I've got the whiskey so...

"Do you remember Bo Derrick?" Bo Derrick was a 10. That's how you can remember" -The woman at my polling place trying to help me remember I live in District 10

Went to a clothing swap, left with a new tattoo 😂 If you're ever in the capital region of NY, definitely check out Andromeda Tattoo. Several of my friends work there and they're all wonderful and deeply talented

Halloween, Jocktober 31st and #fcf all bundled into one Happy Halloween! 🎃👻

Socks n cocks

This is a Rosalía stan account

What if we launched Gavin Newsom into the sun.

Did I make a "Fergie cartwheeling on the Today Show" jack-o-lantern? Yes. Yes I did #Halloween

I've reached the "Take tipsy lewds in the bathroom at a party" portion of my evening. 😘

"Would you like to ride my Rocket 69?" One last Vault Tec Rep pic for the road. I really love taking horny cosplay pics for y'all 😘 #fallout

"Alright, next up is the Endurance portion of the S.P.E.C.I.A.L. exam. Hope you're ready....this will take a while" #Fallout

Vault-Tec calling! Happy #Fallout day. Enjoy a Nuka Cola and do what you gotta do to get on that Vault entry list 😉

C'mon up champ, dad'll read your a scary story 🎃

One like and I'll take Horny Vault Tec Rep pictures for Fallout Day tomorrow ☢️☢️

Ok but what about Rocktober, in which I show off my many fun and exciting rocks.

2007 vs 2025. Standing in the same exact spot at Waterworks Pub. 😂

Earring Magic Jason has entered the chat

Ready for anything #fcf

This week, a hot new bombshell enters the villa. (Yes he is from 2009 how could you tell)

Two weeks later, we spoke again

I do have....so many records 😂 but I love them. Björk takes several prizes in my collection, most valuable record, first record I bought, and who takes to the most shelf space. So yeah she's probably my favorite. Threw some deets on the alt text if anyone's interested. ngl.link/bignorway

God I'm so horny for all of you 😭🥵

I couldn't decide between the cute normal shower selfie or the dramatic ass black and white "portrait" so y'all get both. 💦💦

Probably this jockstrap I got from Knucks. Super comfy, like how it looks, I've got a couple from this brand. Super nice guy who runs it, too! I don't think he's on Bluesky but def check him out on Instagram (@my_knucks) ngl.link/bignorway

What would I tell this pink haired twink? I'd tell him he's deeply undiagnosed with several things, so get that sorted and things will be much easier. There's a few majorly stupid decisions he should avoid but overall he'll be alright. And then I'd rail him. Is that vain? Because why wouldn't you

I'm doin pretty well, thanks 🥰 I'd been feeling lazy and unproductive at work lately so this morning I said ok lets have a good productive day and I did! And now I'm getting Taco Bell because I'm worth it

Because it was easier to ramble into a camera than type it out. (Video is visually sfw but the stuff I talk about is not) ngl.link/bignorway

Today's WFH outfit is pretty basic. Haven't worn this shirt in ages because I used to not like how I looked in it but now I think I look pretty damn good in it so ngl.link/bignorway

Home alone, kinda bored, and chatty if anyone's got any burning questions or secrets 👀👀 ngl.link/bignorway

Mentally I am here

I don't fuck around with my pumpkin picking outfit

The struggle of wanting to enjoy a bath while being 6'5"

Here's the final results for Halloween decorations this year! 🎃🎃🎃

Comfy robe time rules. Happy #fcf everyone 😘

Post you from a different era Summer of 2006, 18 years old. I want that twink obliterated

Just a horny gaymer dude

Now hear me out...

Debating joining them for a floor nap tbh

I haven't been a briefs guy in well over a decade, but I won't lie I'm kinda digging it

11:59 so it still counts #fcf

This Ken is a massive faggot. I've wanted to do Earring Magic Ken for ages and finally did it and I'm so happy with it 😭😭😭

Anyway, stream Rich Man by aespa

Anyone else's OnlyPosts and Mutuals feeds just not updating? Mine aren't showing anything newer than yesterday