Get your tongue ready 😘

Happy #fcf, all you handsome devils

With the right sense of adventure, anything can be a cock ring🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

Howdy

This Lego set is so cute 😭😭🎃🎃

Hope y'all are having an excellent evening 😘

Cozy

The latest addition to my Old Timey Hunks collection: This absolute unit From around 1900

Felt cute

I have achieved my ideal state of existence (I'm kinda drunk at Spirit Halloween)

When I take pics for Bluesky, I usually end up taking videos as well but I rarely post them. Let's fix that

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy.

A drop in temperature means increased sightings of your friend's hot dad from the 90s who called you champ and made you feel all tingly.

Simp levels off the charts 🥵

This is the Lego build that never ends. It just goes on and on my friends

Live feed of my sinuses 😵‍💫

Arguably the most hilarious semantic shift in the English language. I love when it pops up in old comics. (It used to mean "foolish mistake")

Wasn't sure if I'd post this, but it's #fcf so let's go for it

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Look it's me 😍🎃

Ok but "I'm genuinely sorry I clocked your tea" is an insane thing to say after outing someone

The universe is a simulation crafted specifically for me www.etsy.com/listing/4356...

Discourse aside, we can all agree that's the stupidest caption for an engagement announcement ever, right?

In a pinch it can be used as a sundial

Hello it's me your friendly neighborhood dad

Jason Ritter with a 'stache is making me positively feral.

It's still Friday for most of North America so this still counts #fcf

Goodnight gays 🥰

I've basically lived here for the past few days and it rules

And that's why you a̶l̶w̶a̶y̶s̶ never wear a belt

What I've been listening to while I work today. I'm fine I swear 😂

Do the Dew, as it were 😜

Out here tryin' to get Baja Blasted

Late night naked hot tub sessions are the best

Monochrome Monday is for creative pursuits around here. Tried my hand at inserting myself into an ad from a 1985 issue of Advocate Men. Everything except me is original (which I'll post in a reply).

Hello it's me your friend's older brother from the early 2000s who's deeply into NuMetal and has caught you staring on more than one occasion. One night you catch me with my dick out on the back porch, a few beers deep and stroking one out, but strangely I don't stop when I see you...

Hope y'all are having a magnificent Friday #fcf

I contain multitudes

You + your fave Pokemon

Nice lil rain storm today, and I'm torn between a Natasha Bedingfield reference and a Hilary Duff reference.

i stole this from a friend

A little late night hot tub action does the body and mind good

Goodnight handsome queer people in my phone 🥰🥰

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Quick lil late night cumshot for y'all 😘😈

How do these look?

It's a chill on the deck kind of afternoon, you should join me 😘

If you look like this, DM me