I love y'all and deeply appreciate all the birthday love. 38's feelin Daddy AF so far 😘

Wouldn't mind feeling your tongue on em ngl.link/bignorway

I can't think of a witty caption. It's my birthday today. Here's a thirst trap. That is all 😂

Hope you all had a swell Friday the 13th!

Absolutely zonked 😴😴😴 any volunteers to be my teddy bear? I'm a damn good cuddler 😘

Are there any bots/labelers/etc that allow you to tag something as Spoilers? I need to scream about something in Pokopia but I'd like people to be able to not see it if they don't want to!

Read for filth by your own gramps

Sometimes #fcf is as simple as whipping it out at your desk at the end of a long day

A Hot Steamy Shower. 🤘 @bignorway.bsky.social #Art #Queerpunk #GayArt #Punk #InkArt #QueerArt #GayArtist #FCF #Homoerotic #HomoeroticArt #HumpDay #HailSatan

Found a historical artifact at the thrift shop yesterday

Just enjoying some leftover icing

What people think when I say I have a uniform kink: Cops, military, maybe sports What it actually is: I'm currently going feral over this caked up FedEx driver in front of me in the self checkout line

W e t

Got a piece of comics/meme history in the mail today

Rosalía, icon that you are

TTRPG night means another psycho Sad Gay Cowboy in Space outfit 😂

I can't think of a clever caption. Here's a nude 😂

Excuse me while I scream about something I never noticed in Kpop Demon Hunters before. EJAE you will always be famous

Dad had to retreat to the basement for a few minutes and crank one out. Horny as hell but there's people over. #fcf

Gay powers restored 😂 (Friend grabbed me this Ken at a thrift shop and I figured why not try my hand at cleaning up his hair a bit)

Back when tumblr allowed porn on it, I had a moderately successful horny blog, mainly posting pictures of me in suits and the like. I should post more throwbacks like this (from 2016) because I've got so many of em 😅

Dicking around with my partner's bead supplies. This is a gay test

Monday really hit hard today I barely wanted to leave my bed #mcm

It's TTRPG night means it's time for a themed outfit. We've been playing Orbital Blues (sad cowboys in space) and it's quite fun!

Happy Fat Cock Friday the 13th #fcf

Tonight's Home By Myself/Still Kinda Recovering late night horror feature. I quite liked it. Didn't do anything to reinvent the slasher genre but it wasn't trying to? And sometimes that's what you want. A fun lil romp.

Been having a really rough go of it y'all. Been probably the sickest I've been in years, but I'm starting to feel a little bit better, fingers crossed.

Feeling like absolute garbage, but Nurse Sadie is taking good care of me

I needed a magnifying glass. So obviously I scoured the internet to find the same Darkwing Duck one I had in 1993

What are y'all reading lately? I'm in between books right now and don't know what I want to read nezt. I like gay, I like spooky, I love gay & spooky

Here's a really good picture of me. Thank you so much for your attention to this matter, that is all.

I assume the Devil Wears Prada 2 covers Purgatorio, which is why the teaser seems boring.

Here's hoping blasting my himbo workout playlist will get me motivated to finish these tedious work tasks 😂

Raw, unadulterated sex appeal

God I love being gay

Goth night at the bar fit

Playing the Outer Worlds remaster and I forgot how incredibly horny I am for Felix 🤤🤤

Can I still do #fcf if the fat cock isn't mine? Because goddamn @spottydogleon.slut.dog has a nice one 🥵

I may not always get along with our sales guys but when I'm with them on work trips they always pay for my drinks so ya know, can't complain

At a trade show for work, and that one scene from Kath & Kim is just going through my head 🤣

The stars aligned and pretty much sent me to the doorstep of @tradierunt.bsky.social so a little father/son bonding was in order

Another work travel day today, and you know what that means. Pantsless beer time

One must always ponder the orb when at the Albany airport

Looking for a new assistant at work. Think you're up to the task? #fcf

I am The Council's eepiest Spectre right now 🥱🥱

"Fuck, this song is so good" -Me, for every track on this album

What's your sign?

The gang's (almost) all here

Local homosexual stuns for expedition to oddities market, details at 11